Aren’t you glad that Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida instead of Florida State University? I mean, there’s nothing wrong with Florida State (as you can see from the pictures above and below and from the link here).My problem is that the University of Florida created a sports drink especially for their football team and named after their mascot, the Gators.
This drink was, of course, named GatorAde. Now, FSU’s mascot is the Seminoles.
Soooo, had it been invented at FSU, it might have been named Seminole Fluid. And who wants to drink Seminole Fluid… except maybe the comely young lass below. Oh, and the FSU girls might like it too. And maybe the guys at Daily Kos or IVAW.