Posts Tagged ‘Sweden’

Touchy Feely PC BS

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

I am all for equal pay for equal work and all that jazz. I am also all for people being treated fairly, but there are limits to equality because of one simple fact: all people are not equal. In theory, it’s a really nice concept but it just isn’t reality. In theory, theory is the same as practice; in practice, it is not. I’ll give you an example: I was on a work site all week doing a remodel on a Buffalo Wild Wings. The entire time I was there I saw only a handful of females on the job site and the ones I did see were either a) visiting to look at the work, b) moving the food back in toward the end, c) part of the cleaning crew, or d) the store manager that came in kicking ass when one of the sub contractors screwed up. What I did not see, however, was a lot of hammer-swinging women. In fact, I didn’t see any. The one girl I did offer to loan my drill to said (and this is a direct quote) “I wouldn’t know what to do with that. I would probably hurt myself with it. I’m just a girl.” Men and women are not equal because we are not the same. I am not saying that one is better than the other, I am saying that we are vastly different. The strongest man is still stronger than the strongest woman and always will be. The fastest man is still fastest than the fastest woman and always will be. Every woman on the planet can lose a higher percentage of blood than most any man on the planet because women are used to it. Intelligence? That one is a give or take. But we are NOT equal because we are NOT the same. That being said, this is some serious PC bullshit:

STOCKHOLM (AP) — At the “Egalia” preschool, staff avoid using words like “him” or “her” and address the 33 kids as “friends” rather than girls and boys.

From the color and placement of toys to the choice of books, every detail has been carefully planned to make sure the children don’t fall into gender stereotypes.

Breaking down gender roles is a core mission in the national curriculum for preschools, underpinned by the theory that even in highly egalitarian-minded Sweden, society gives boys an unfair edge.

To even things out, many preschools have hired “gender pedagogues” to help staff identify language and behavior that risk reinforcing stereotypes.

They don’t use actual pronouns? WTF?!? Gender stereotypes? Sorry twits but that isn’t nurture, that’s nature. You can’t force people to be who they are not and boys and girls are boys and girls.

Lego bricks and other building blocks are intentionally placed next to the kitchen, to make sure the children draw no mental barriers between cooking and construction.

Look, I like to cook. In fact, I love cooking. I am good at it, too. Really good. The best chefs in the world, in fact, are mostly men. How putting Leggos next to a kitchen breaks down barriers is beyond me. Oh, and if they are trying to equate the importance of cooking vice the importance of construction they are missing the boat on that too because guess what? If I fuck up making breakfast the worst thing that happens is that breakfast tastes like shit. Worst case scenario? We go to IHOP. Worst case scenario if I fuck up building something? People die. They are about as equal to each other as duck farts are to tornadoes.

Director Lotta Rajalin notes that Egalia places a special emphasis on fostering an environment tolerant of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. From a bookcase she pulls out a story about two male giraffes who are sad to be childless — until they come across an abandoned crocodile egg.

Nearly all the children’s books deal with homosexual couples, single parents or adopted children. There are no “Snow White,” ”Cinderella” or other classic fairy tales seen as cementing stereotypes.

Well that makes total sense because a gay couple adopting a kid is exactly the same as a couple of gay herbivores adopting a top tier carnivore. The lesson these kids will learn from that book? If you are a gay male couple and you adopt a kid it will eventually kill you and eat you when it matures. As for almost all of the books dealing with homosexual couples, single parents, or adopted children, well, that is going to fuck these kids up beyond all recognition. Sorry folks, but the vast majority of people on the planet are not gay or adopted so making these kids think that they are is setting them up for failure. Live and let live is all well and good, but demonizing traditional families by marginalizing them or even ignoring them is flat-out bullshit. Studies have shown that children are, by and large, better off in a solid two-parent family and that there is a correlation between crime rates and behavioral problems among households headed by a single mother.

Jay Belsky, a child psychologist at the University of California, Davis, said he’s not aware of any other school like Egalia, and he questioned whether it was the right way to go.

“The kind of things that boys like to do — run around and turn sticks into swords — will soon be disapproved of,” he said. “So gender neutrality at its worst is emasculating maleness.”

Egalia is unusual even for Sweden. Staff try to shed masculine and feminine references from their speech, including the pronouns him or her — “han” or “hon” in Swedish. Instead, they’ve have adopted the genderless “hen,” a word that doesn’t exist in Swedish but is used in some feminist and gay circles.

Great. So they not only are cutting off the dicks of countless little boys they are making them dumber by using made up words that don’t mean jack shit. Seriously. We have language for a reason and that reason is to communicate. Making terms that are specific more generic just to be PC isn’t helping the kids; it’s making them dumber. Seriously. Imagine this conversation between two friends… one of whom graduated from the gender neutral school:

Gender Neutral Grad (GNG): I have a friend that wants to date you.

Normal School Grad (NSG): Um, cool. What is her name.

GNG: Its name.

NSG: Its name? Why “its” name?

GNG: Because you are unfairly gender stereotyping it.

NSG: Well, it is a girl, right?

GNG: Helllllllllo! It’s a person first you know.

NSG: Well, what kind of genitalia does “it” have?

GNG: The appropriate genitalia for its gender.

NSG: Which is?

GNG: Dammit you’re a bigot!

NSG: Holy shit! I do NOT want to end up reaching my hand down “its” pants and finding a seven inch spitting clitoris and a ball sack! At least tell me “its” name.

GNG: Chris.

NSG: That sounds like a dude’s name. Or a girl’s.

GNG: It is!

NSG: Which?!?

GNG: Yes!

NSG: I fucking hate you.

GNG: See? Normal school fills you with hate. You should go to gender neutral school.

NSG: You should go fuck yourself.

At least the pshrink at UC Davis realizes this is bullshit.

The Apocalypse That Nixon And I Didn’t Foresee Starts

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

A Swedish robot nearly killed a man — but won’t be prosecuted.

English-language Swedish news Web site The Local reports that the near-fatal incident took place at a factory north of Stockholm in June 2007.

A worker was about to fix a broken rock-lifting robot. He’d shut the power off, but the machine suddenly woke up and grabbed the man by the head.

“The man was very lucky. He broke four ribs and came close to losing his life,” prosecutor Leif Johansson told the TT news agency.

Uh-huh. Sooooo, a machine that was powered-off just accidentally suddenly awakens and attacks it’s human master? Am I the only one here that sees that this is the beginning of the rise of the machines?!?! UAV’s are already replacing pilots! Predator drones are already replacing attack helicopters! EOD robots are already replacing sappers! Mrs. Sniper has already replaced me with a more efficient, less disappointing pseudo-robotic (and much more portable) version! They’re taking over and we’re letting them!

Run! Hide! Stock up on phased plasma rifles with a thirty watt range! Oh, and get a dog… they can smell Terminators.

The Best Quote Of The Week:

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

“We’d also heard mention of [the heckling and dildo dump], but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

This quote comes from a story about a Swedish hockey team, their defenseman Jan Huokko, and a hail of dildos, a giant inflatable penis, and a viral Internet sex video.
Another great quote from the story: “Huokko is known for putting the biscuit in the basket.”
The thing that kills me about this is how nonchalant they all were about it. I mean, when the sex video that brought this all on was mentioned to Huokko, he was quoted as saying “That’s what people do when it comes to sex.” Really? Holy crap! Maybe that’s why I was never nearly as successful as my peers when it came to getting women to come home with me from bars back in the day… all of my friends had camcorders and I didn’t!

But why throw dildos if the whole thing is a big “video sex scandal”? Well, after some exhaustive research (about two minutes worth) I found stills from the video in question of Jan Huokko and his girlfriend. The video capture shows Huokko using a dildo… on himself. That’s right… he was putting the rubber man missile up in his stink silo… or maybe she was jamming it up there… it’s hard to tell by the angle and I only gave it a quick glance before I threw up. I bet all of you guys who followed the link before reading the rest of the sentence are really sorry you didn’t exercise more patience.
Fans here would have been nonplussed to say the least about the meatier shower that rained down on the ice, but apparently the Swedes are so used to getting that much sex that it was a “non-issue” for them. “It didn’t affect play at all. People barely noticed it,” [Lars G. Karlsson, an official from Sweden’s ice hockey association] said. “Barely noticed it”?!?! Hundreds of dildos hit the ice because some guy got cornholed by his girlfriend’s best battery operated buddy and people barely noticed it?
Wow.
Just, wow.
H/T to TSO and his buddies at “PooperPiratePrideWeb”

Another vibrator/bomb scare

Thursday, January 17th, 2008


A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy.

A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country’s second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said.

The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.

“The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed,” Strannegard said.

This story would be far sexier if we knew that the apartment was for the Bikini Team or something.

That’s What Happens When You’re Too Nice

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Wow, what a gigantic crock of [CIR] Sweden has gotten itself into by not curbing immigration… especially amongst one particular demographic.

H/T to Crusader Rabbit from whom I brazenly stole the link and ergo the video.