SEOUL, South Korea – A badly damaged North The first naval clash between the two sides in seven years broke out just a week before President Barack Obama is due to visit Seoul, raising suspicions the North’s communist regime is trying to rachet up tensions to gain a negotiating advantage.
Okay, so here’s how I say it went down: North Korean ship comes snooping around South Korean waters. North Korean ship violates South Korean waters. South Korean ship comes in to confront North Korean ship. North Korean ship tells South Korean ship that it’s in North Korean waters. South Korean Captain gets sick of this immediately and lights up the North Korean’s ass. North Korean ship goes limping back to Kim Jong-Il with his ass on fire and his tail tucked like the little bitch he is.
