You have been waiting patiently for a week having been fed little bits of hometown hotness and now your patience has paid off. These are the girls of The Sniper that we are backing int he 99.3 The Fox/Sweet Caroline’s bikini calendar contest. I am going to post them all in the order that their pics/bios/etc came in. What I need from you, my fine and intelligent readers, is to go to HERE and scroll through until you see one of our girls and vote for her. There are slots for six winners: we are asking that you vote for the five we backed and one of your own (dude, free will and all). So without further ado, let’s get this started:
Sita. She’s my friend’s sister.
My name is Sita Zarcufsky, but I’m often called Seets or MamaSita. Don’t ever confuse the T for a D and call me Sida, I can’t stand it. I love nicknames and use them for the people closest to me. Such as my amazing one year old daughter, Kseniya (Zeni), I call her Zebra. High heels are a staple in my life. Something about a hot set of pumps on my stems just makes me feel invincible, powerful, ridiculously sexy. The only day you probably won’t catch me wearing them is Sunday.. everyone needs a day of rest. Excitement is what makes a life worth living, and if you’re not living, you’re dying. My life has definitely been that so far. I’ve lived in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Hollywood, California, South Beach, Florida, Arcata, California, and of course, Small Town, Virginia. The stories from the adventures I embarked upon in all these places could write a page turner. But I’m also partial to some privacy, so I won’t reveal much. I will say that once, while entertainingly intoxicated at an exclusive members only after hours party in LA, I met Mike Tyson and exclaimed “I know you! You’re George Foreman” OOPS! I’m proud to say my sister served 12 years in the US Army, including time deployed in Bosnia. My grandfather served the Navy and my uncle served as a Marine during Vietnam. I always support our troops. I’ve dabbled in modeling and acting during my years in LA and Miami. Posing in front of a camera, dolled up and in touch with my girly side, is a love of mine. But for my ying there’s a yang, and I live for hitting the gym hard at least 5 days a week. Fitness and health are passions of mine. Since I’m single, let me also just say that sushi would be a perfect first date!
Kaylee: A friend of Sita. A good friend, it seems.
My name is Kaylee and I’m a natural born Leo! I am generous, warmhearted creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, faithful and loving. On the other hand, I love a good competition and have been known to be a born dominate leader! I am a Virginia born tomboy and I’m definitely not afraid to get a little dirty. I enjoy cat fishing at night and floating down the river with friends! I also have a taste for class and enjoy being wined and dined. My heart is in the kitchen! I have always had a dream of owning my own restaurant and being known for the diverse ethnic foods on my menu. I am French, Italian, and Thai (by marriage). I represent my heritage by cooking authentic food and learning from the best! I am a huge fan of our military service men and women! I helped support our wounded troops and assisted in raising funds for an organization called “Homes for our Troops.” I am a married to my match that I support 100%! He Spent 5 years in the Army; two of which were in Iraq! I am also a mother of two beautiful children… I know it’s hard to tell, I’m probably a freak of nature! I truly love my life and I wouldn’t change it for anything! La vie est belle!!
Sarah: If you only knew the relationship here, it would blow your mind away… and so would her dad.
Sarah is an Army brat with ties to The Sniper blog since before The Sniper blog existed. She is tall and lean and if you piss her off she’ll get mean. How mean? Well, look at this:
I tried to upload the video of her making those shot groups but the file was too large. Oh, and so is she. She is easily six foot.
Jena: My good friend and combat buddy’s wife.
My name is Jena Magnanelli, I am 29 years old..From New Zealand lived in Virgina for nearly 2 years..I am a Patient Care Specialist in a Veterinary hospital..Love animals. Jena is also a Kiwi. For those of you that don’t know, a Kiwi is a native of New Zealand. Jena’s husband (who is now deployed as an infantryman in the sand box) used to not care for that kind of fruit: now he eats it every chance he gets.
Holy crap do I love underboob.
And last but certainly not least is our very own Sniper spokes model, Kasey.
Anybody that has been here before knows Kasey and knows that her boyfriend is serving with the legendary 29th ID over in the armpit of the world right now. She is a huge troop supporter and wears her troops support on her belly in the form of a tattoo. She was also selected as a finalist in Maxim Magazine’s Hometown Hotties contest and is featured in the current issue. It is obvious that the tank behind her is either a) gay, b) blind, or c) suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Damn. Just, damn.
As I said, please go here and vote for these girls. They are all real, all local to me, and all avid military supporters. Who knows: maybe if they win they’ll treat us to some more pics.
I’ll be in my bunk… for about two weeks.