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It’s Tuesday

Tuesday, July 24th, 2012

Just like last year, I am doing my part to help models with military connections in their efforts to win a spot on a calendar if I can.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

As such, I present to you Sita.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

I know Sita through her sister with whom I went to school.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

Sita’s sister served in the Army. Sita serves all of the guys in uniform by wearing much less than a uniform.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

I tried to get her to wear even less of a uniform but she balked. Sadly, pretty doesn’t equal gullible.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

She, like Jena, is in the Sweet Caroline’s Calendar contest and if she gets enough votes she, along with five other girls (preferably including Jena) will get a pro photo shoot and two feature months in the calendar.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

Now, I am certain that our readers would be glad to go over and vote for her. I am just as certain that she would be so grateful if she won that she would bless us with more pictures, so if you want to see more, go here and vote for her.

It’s Tuesday On Weds Again

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Even as spotty as my posting has been this year, it is still probably better than last year. AND I am only one day late on the Tuesday post this week… and yes, I am well aware that it is the first one of the year so quitcherbitchin.

This week’s Tuesday selection is Kelsi.

In her own words:

My name is Kelsi Calhoun, I’m a 20 year old pre-pharmacy student in Auburn, Maine. I have been modeling for about five years now mostly doing hair shows and promotional modeling work. I’m originally from Front Royal, Virginia where I started my modeling career.
Kelsi is a friend of Sita who was featured a couple of times here last year and asked me if I would feature Kelsi since she is in a modeling contest.
The contest is through a company called Rave X Motorsports, they sell motor sports gear as well as hold their own freestyle snowmobile shows. For the first time ever they are holding a modeling contest to choose a “Miss Rave X” to be the “face” of the company.
Kelsi wants to be that face.
And legs.
And all the other nice bits that go with it. And yes, I said “bits”… with a “b” you perverts.
I think she has a shot if you guys go over HERE and vote for her.
Oh, and as an added incentive, she has promised that if she wins she will be supplying you guys with more shots of much less angelic nature.

Russian Cops

Monday, November 21st, 2011

They suck?

My Spotty Posting Continues

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

As I warned everyone before, my posting has been spotty of late and I really can’t help that all that much considering my schedule. I did, however, make some promises to post some pics and I try to keep my promises if at all possible. This first promise fulfilled is posting the “thank you pics” from Sita.

Sita, as you recall, was one of our girls from the calendar contest that won. She went to down to Virginia Beach with our two other winners and they already did the calendar photo shoot.

The next one is Jen.

Jen was in the Playboy Miss Social contest and got second place with a little help from us (and a lot from her gazillion other fans). She also promised and “thank you” pic wearing one of her prizes from that contest and has delivered.

She is in the contest again and if she wins her prize will be a trip to the Playboy Mansion for their Halloween Party.

She won this bathing suit, too.

Now, considering she sent “thank you” pics in her winnings last time, and her prize if she wins this time is a trip to the Playboy Mansion for their Halloween party (and possibly a Playmate shoot?), wouldn’t you like to help so she will send us more “thank you” pics?

Oh, and I almost forgot: she’s a BIG World of Warcraft player for all of you WoW nerds.

So do us a favor by lending Jen a hand and voting for her for Playboy’s Miss Social.

The voting starts at 1:00 pm PST. I don’t think any of us will regret it.

I would be in my bunk, but I don’t have time for that right now.

A Day Late, Not One Penny Short

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

I am late on my Tuesday post again. So sue me. No, don’t do that. I know some of my three readers are lawyers and they probably would sue me just for spite. Anyway, this week’s Tuesday selection is Brittany Beasley.

Brittany is a poly-sci major at Savannah State University and she is a huge military supporter. Oh, and she speaks Hebrew and Arabic on top of English. (She’s wicked smaht.)

Her boyfriend is a Marine.

He’s not deployed right now.

He’s not deployed right now so he can keep a nice, close watch his gf…

so he’s got that going for him…

 

which is nice.

She was also has relatives in the IDF, which gives her bonus points in my book.

But what a way to go.

She is also an aspiring model which you probably already noticed. I am trying to keep up my theme of only posting up and coming models that happen to be military supporters and I am pleased to say there are quite a few out there. You can see more of Brittany at her Facebook page and her Tumblr page or her kind of NSFW Tumblr page. And if you do stop by, tell her The Sniper sent you.

You know where I’ll be.

The Mega Ultra Super Amazing Ridiculously Large Home Town Tuesday Titillation For Which You’ve Been Waiting All Week

Tuesday, August 16th, 2011

You have been waiting patiently for a week having been fed little bits of hometown hotness and now your patience has paid off. These are the girls of The Sniper that we are backing int he 99.3 The Fox/Sweet Caroline’s bikini calendar contest. I am going to post them all in the order that their pics/bios/etc came in. What I need from you, my fine and intelligent readers, is to go to HERE and scroll through until you see one of our girls and vote for her. There are slots for six winners: we are asking that you vote for the five we backed and one of your own (dude, free will and all). So without further ado, let’s get this started:

Sita. She’s my friend’s sister.

My name is Sita Zarcufsky, but I’m often called Seets or MamaSita. Don’t ever confuse the T for a D and call me Sida, I can’t stand it. I love nicknames and use them for the people closest to me. Such as my amazing one year old daughter, Kseniya (Zeni), I call her Zebra. High heels are a staple in my life. Something about a hot set of pumps on my stems just makes me feel invincible, powerful, ridiculously sexy. The only day you probably won’t catch me wearing them is Sunday.. everyone needs a day of rest. Excitement is what makes a life worth living, and if you’re not living, you’re dying. My life has definitely been that so far. I’ve lived in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, Hollywood, California, South Beach, Florida, Arcata, California, and of course, Small Town, Virginia. The stories from the adventures I embarked upon in all these places could write a page turner. But I’m also partial to some privacy, so I won’t reveal much. I will say that once, while entertainingly intoxicated at an exclusive members only after hours party in LA, I met Mike Tyson and exclaimed “I know you! You’re George Foreman” OOPS! I’m proud to say my sister served 12 years in the US Army, including time deployed in Bosnia. My grandfather served the Navy and my uncle served as a Marine during Vietnam. I always support our troops. I’ve dabbled in modeling and acting during my years in LA and Miami. Posing in front of a camera, dolled up and in touch with my girly side, is a love of mine. But for my ying there’s a yang, and I live for hitting the gym hard at least 5 days a week. Fitness and health are passions of mine. Since I’m single, let me also just say that sushi would be a perfect first date!

Kaylee: A friend of Sita. A good friend, it seems.

My name is Kaylee and I’m a natural born Leo! I am generous, warmhearted creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, faithful and loving. On the other hand, I love a good competition and have been known to be a born dominate leader! I am a Virginia born tomboy and I’m definitely not afraid to get a little dirty. I enjoy cat fishing at night and floating down the river with friends! I also have a taste for class and enjoy being wined and dined. My heart is in the kitchen! I have always had a dream of owning my own restaurant and being known for the diverse ethnic foods on my menu. I am French, Italian, and Thai (by marriage). I represent my heritage by cooking authentic food and learning from the best! I am a huge fan of our military service men and women! I helped support our wounded troops and assisted in raising funds for an organization called “Homes for our Troops.”  I am a married to my match that I support 100%! He Spent 5 years in the Army; two of which were in Iraq! I am also a mother of two beautiful children… I know it’s hard to tell, I’m probably a freak of nature! I truly love my life and I wouldn’t change it for anything! La vie est belle!!

Sarah: If you only knew the relationship here, it would blow your mind away… and so would her dad.

Sarah is an Army brat with ties to The Sniper blog since before The Sniper blog existed. She is tall and lean and if you piss her off she’ll get mean. How mean? Well, look at this:

I tried to upload the video of her making those shot groups but the file was too large. Oh, and so is she. She is easily six foot.

Jena: My good friend and combat buddy’s wife.

My name is Jena Magnanelli, I am 29 years old..From New Zealand lived in Virgina for nearly 2 years..I am a Patient Care Specialist in a Veterinary hospital..Love animals. Jena is also a Kiwi. For those of you that don’t know, a Kiwi is a native of New Zealand. Jena’s husband (who is now deployed as an infantryman in the sand box) used to not care for that kind of fruit: now he eats it every chance he gets.

Holy crap do I love underboob.

And last but certainly not least is our very own Sniper spokes model, Kasey.

Anybody that has been here before knows Kasey and knows that her boyfriend is serving with the legendary 29th ID over in the armpit of the world right now. She is a huge troop supporter and wears her troops support on her belly in the form of a tattoo. She was also selected as a finalist in Maxim Magazine’s Hometown Hotties contest and is featured in the current issue. It is obvious that the tank behind her is either a) gay, b) blind, or c) suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Damn. Just, damn.

As I said, please go here and vote for these girls. They are all real, all local to me, and all avid military supporters. Who knows: maybe if they win they’ll treat us to some more pics.

I’ll be in my bunk… for about two weeks.

I Love Winning

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

And so does Ashley. Remember the lady from the other Tuesday that we featured and for whom we asked for votes? Well, if you don’t this is her.

As is this.

Well, with all of your help she won! And as a thank you she sent along a couple of pictures of her and some of her drop-dead gorgeous colleagues expressing their thanks.

Damn, do I love running a blog.

You are very welcome, Ashley. And tell all of the girls we said “hi”.

It’s A Friend Of A Friend Kind Of Tuesday

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Alrighty folks, let’s get down to brass tacks now shall we? This week’s Tuesday selection is a friend of a friend and now a FB friend of mine and she is in a contest similar to last week’s selection. This week I present to you: Ashley Froats-Latona.

“Froats” is actually an old Germanic word meaning “DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN”.

She hails from San Antonio, Texas and she is in a contest for her employer Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill where she is the head bartender at her San Antonio location and soon-to-be head bikini smokeshow.

I don’t think she’s going to have any problems in the “bikini hotness” category. She DOES however, need your vote to win.

I mean, Stevie Wonder could see this lady deserves to win and he could point it out to Ray Charles who, if he was still alive, would agree.

She sent me her stats and if you care to know them (and I know you do) they are as follows: 5ft 8in, 34D-25-36 Age: 31

Just in case any of you guys out there are feeling your self control slipping, keep these following interesting facts in mind: she is in the application process for the San Antonio Police Dept, she’s married, she has ten dogs, and her husband is a big dude. And in case you’re wondering “big fat or big hurt me by swinging a pillow case full of soda cans?” you should probably err toward the latter.

Let’s face it though: if your wife looks like this, you had better be a big dude so you can beat back all of the guys trying to hit on her.

In Ashley’s own words: “I really love my job because it is fun and something intresting is always happening. The people I work with are great too! It’s like we’re one big family. I just recently won live in-store bikini contest, the preliminary Facebook bikini contest, and am I hoping to come out on top of this on too!”

I am guessing she will most certainly be on top.

Again, this is the link: Go here, vote for her, and keep going back and voting for her. Hell, tell your friends to vote for her, too. As for myself, well, I’ll be in my bunk.

Ten gallon hat tip to CJ.

It’s Wednesday So It Must Be Time For Tuesday

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

And this edition of Tuesday Titillation is very special indeed. As you know, I prefer to help out where I can with the troops but I am also a big fan of up and coming models. This week I get to help out a friend of mine to try to help her achieve her goal and you do, too. Her name is Jen Wilke and she is competing in a contest to get into Playboy magazine.

Seriously.

It kind of started on FaceBook and took off from there.

She’s a good ole Texas gal and we all know that they grow them either a) bigger there, or b) hotter there.

She’s not very big.

You can guess what category that puts her in.

Her bikini isn’t very big either.

Her lingerie is even smaller.

Now, she is trying for a modeling gig wit Playboy. Yes, THAT Playboy and she needs our help.

All you have to do is go here: http://apps.facebook.com/playboymisssocial/like_media/PbProf​ileMeta/17243/ and vote for her. Really pretty easy.

Just think, could play a vital role in helping a young, upcoming model to get her career to really, er…

take off.

Now go HERE and VOTE.

I, myself, will be in my bunk.

Oh, and yes I do understand that I happen to know an inordinately high number of inordinately hot women. And no, I cannot explain this either.

Happy Belated Birthday Army

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

As usual, I am a day late and a dollar short for Tuesday Titillation but as you all know June 14th is the Army’s birthday so I am a day late on that too. To try to make up for it, I give you Army and Army-themed hotness.

They’re big fans.

Vintage USO style Army hotness.

Vanquished by the US Army style Nazi hotness.

Vanquished by the US Army style Japanese hotness.

And of course, plain old US Army soldier style hotness:

And let’s not forget the future leaders of the Army…

I’ll be in my bunk. Literally.

Tuesday On Friday Again

Friday, June 10th, 2011

I don’t do this much, or ever really, but I have taken this post down. The girl was younger than I thought and, although not illegal, I cannot abide having the pictures up here. Her name is Angie Varona and she made a stupid mistake when she was young by taking these and posting them: I won’t propagate that mistake. Everybody deserves a second chance, especially when what they do doesn’t harm anybody else but themselves.

Friday Tuesday Part II

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

In honor of all things good and tan that come from the other side of the world and make the Taliban and al Qaeda all unhappy, I give you this week’s Tuesday theme three days too late: Filipino women.

I have no idea who these women are.

Quite frankly I don’t care either.

It’s like looking at art in a museum.

I might not know who the artist is…

But I know a masterpiece when I see it.

By the way, this is a special Tuesday/Friday post for all of you guys that served in the PI, went through the PI, or just love LBFMs. Jonn, you know what I mean.

I’ll be in my bunk.

I Missed Tuesday

Friday, June 3rd, 2011

I bet you will forgive me…

See, I knew you would. Oh yeah, and this girl could probably kick your ass if you got a little too frisky, but wouldn’t it be worth the risk?

Tuesday With Kasey

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

This Tuesday everybody is getting ready for the long, Memorial Day weekend. Some people have no idea what the weekend represents other than an extra day off. Others take the opportunity to recognize the ultimate sacrifice that our soldiers, sailors, airmen, Coasties, MMs, and Marines have made on our behalf. Then there are the very rare few who make the commitment to honor our servicemen and women 24 hours a day, seven days a week by wearing that commitment on their very skin: enter Kasey Greene.

Kasey is one of my FaceBook friends. We know each other via a mutual friend and we both went to the same college at about the same time.

Kasey is also a model (as if you couldn’t have guessed) from Virginia and painfully hot (as if you also couldn’t have guessed).

She is/was also a contestant on Maxim Magazine’s Hometown Hotties as you can see on their website here.

What really struck me about Kasey, however, was her belly tattoo. Sure, she is hot but so are most models. But most models don’t have “dulce et decorum est pro patria mori” tattooed on their firm and tanned bellies.

Your Latin a little rusty? Okay, “dulce et decorum est pro patria mori” is from a Lyrical poem by the Roman poet Horace and it means “It is sweet and fitting to die for one’s country.”  That’s pretty hardcore support for our fallen troops if you ask me.

Kasey has a Fan Page on FaceBook and she is also on Twitter (@kaseymgreene). If you could do me a favor, follow this link to FaceBook and click on the “Like” button for Kasey. Oh, and let her know The Sniper sent you. Both she and I would really appreciate it.

Oh, and there are a lot more pictures of Kasey over at her fan page than there are over here.

Since Kasey isn’t one of the anonymous faces that are usually posted on Tuesdays I will skip the usual “I’ll be in my bunk” sign off, but I am guessing a bunch of you will probably be in yours.

Tuesday With Kate

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Okay, I am trying to get back in the swing of things here with regular Tuesday posts so this week I offer, for your consideration, Kate Upton.

Kate is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

The fact that Kate is an SI swimsuit model is pretty much the sum total of what I know about Kate beyond the obvious fact that she is smokin’ like Hiroshima on the afternoon of August 6th, 1945.

I would have looked up more info about her but by this point pretty much anything I write is being comprehended by our mostly male readership as “blah blah blah boobs blah blah” so unless I had a link to a homemade sex tape anything else I wrote here without humor value would have been a waste of time for all involved.

This is Kate eating rock candy in lingerie. I am officially changing my name to “Rock Candy”. Hey, it’s worth a shot.

Kate will also hold your glass for you. Kate is very considerate, as you can see.

This is Kate blowing bubbles. I am now changing my name to “Bubbles”. It can’t be any worse than “Rock Candy”.

By now most of you were thinking “well, does she have a nice back yard?” Well, yes, yes she does. And some of you were thinking “does she have a friend with an equally nice back yard?” To this I respond: you greedy bastards. Is one perfect ten not good enough for you?!? Sheesh!

Yeah, I can’t even come up with words for this one.

Well there’s that back yard again. I bet none of you have ever been that jealous of 8 square inches of material in your life, have you?

Okay, Kate is in bed so it must be nap time. Let’s leave her be. I am sure we will probably see much more of her in the future. If you want to see more of Kate, go to Kate’s Official website of painful hotness and DON’T SKIP THE INTRO.  You can also check out her SI Swimsuit pics at Sports Illustrated on-line. Don’t forget to check out the body paint pictures which are remarkably safe for work unless your boss is a complete tool.

UPDATE: Thanks to alert reader Paladin, we have this awesome and bouncy video:

I’ll be in my bunk. Not for long, though.