A shocking new study has shown that not only do college students like sex and booze, they like sex and booze a lot better when they’re with members of the opposite sex.
Some 90 percent of U.S. college dorms are now coed.
More than 500 students from five college campuses around the country participated in the study. Among the results:
42 percent of students in coed housing reported binge drinking on a weekly basis.
18 percent of students in gender-specific housing reported binge drinking weekly.
While that doesn’t put coed housing on par with fraternity and sorority houses, the researchers note that binge drinking isn’t exclusively a “Greek problem.”
Wait a minute… so, the numbers of students engaging in binge drinking in coed housing is more than that of those in gender specific housing… except if that gender specific housing happens to be a fraternity or a sorority? So, doesn’t that effectively cancel out the study because sororities are exclusively female and fraternities are exclusively male? And if they’re having more sexual partners in co-ed dorms, why the hell do they need more porn? I mean, you would think that they would use less porn considering how much more often they’re getting sex and the increased number of partners. I think that the folks living in gender segregated housing are just more embarrassed about reporting their bologna bopping and battery operated buddy abuse than their more sexually liberated co-ed kin.
British newspapers reported that Christie got into a dustup with another beauty queen — Miss Manchester Sara Beverley Jones — in a nightclub earlier this week.
Greater Manchester Police said Friday that a 21-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of assault after an altercation at the city’s Mansion nightclub on Monday. She was released on bail pending further enquiries.
I for one have no problem with my tax dollars going to support scientific studies on college campuses such as this…
The study asks female students over age 18 to attend the events that are similar to Tupperware parties but with erotic toys, lingerie and games. The women complete surveys about their sexual attitudes before and after the parties and get product discounts.
Apparently the Catholic Center at Duke is up in arms over this. I guess they’re afraid that the coeds will spend their Sundays kneeling and screaming “Oh God” for reasons other than religion.
And finally, in the “did you keep the receipt” department…
Mike and Julie Boyde of Ambridge, Pennsylvania, went out for two years after meeting at university and got married in 2005.
Before their wedding, the couple always used protection, but once they became as man and wife and had unprotected sex, things started to go wrong.
Apparently her throat started to immediately swell up… hey, that’s what happens in allergic reactions! Frankly, I find the whole concept of woman being alergic to her husband’s semen a little hard to swallow.
Have a good weekend… well, at least a better one than the rest of this week.
A young Russian woman, a devoted collector of horror films and spiders, is on trial for sedating and raping ten men.
The police were shocked that 32-year-old Valeria K., a quiet good-looking woman from the city of Tambov, was the mysterious rapist who abused ten local men after poisoning them with clonidine, Life.ru reports.
Valeria, who has already been nicknamed the Black Widow for her love of spiders, would get acquainted with men and invite them to her place.
She gave them drinks with clonidine, which almost immediately sent them to sleep for almost 24 hours.
After that, she undressed her victims and raped them, tightening a rope on their male organs to kep them erect.
Waking up in hospital with clonidine poisoning and penis trauma, all the victims could remember was a friendly brunette who gave them drinks.
Our good friend, former RTO, international man of mystery, and asphalt tester Superbowl6Romeo once had a similar situation happen with him. It was pretty much the same circumstances; he went to a bar, an attractive brunette bought him some drinks, and the next thing he knew he woke up in a hospital with ligature wounds on his penis. The only real details he could remember from the incident were as follows: “I think his name was Sebastian.”
You guys remember the story about the guy that got busted for pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at the carwash? Well, he got sentenced to 90 days…
Best line I’ve ever heard from any television reporter-type person ever: “and then you’re there pumping quarters in to keep the magic alive while some guy is hosing off his Camero in the next stall.” I tip my hat to you sir.
This is a graph showing virginity rates at Wellesley College according to students’ majors. As you can see, art majors are complete and utter whores, language majors are a pretty sure bet, and math majors spend a lot of time working the slide rule if you know what I mean. God, I am so immature sometimes.
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. — Some apparent sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman’s condition at this time is unknown.
What a friggin’ idiot! EVERYBODY knows you have to take the actual saw blade off, attach a shallow, circular cup to a metal shim as an attachment point and then epoxy a flexible phallus to that base before you attach it to the reciprocating (or “saber” as they refer to it here) saw! Jeez! I mean, reciprocating/saber saws are meant for demolition and they have specific saw blades for specific jobs. Wood, Metal, Bi-metal, dildo, vagina, bi-dildo, etc. You don’t screw around with those things unless you know what you’re doing.
What? What?
Oh, and the best part?
Whether the act was consensual or accidental likely will be investigated by the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office, WUSA reported .
“Consensual or accidental”? What the hell are they talking about? I mean, how is using a Sawzall during sex EVER an accident?
Husband: “Hey honey, I was just on my way to a renovation and WHOOPS I tripped and fell into our ‘toy box’ and now your dildo is on my Sawzall!”
Wife: “Well, your Sawzall is on my dildo!”
*start humming the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup jingle*
An accident? Come on! The words “dildo on a saber saw” and “accidental” are mutually exclusive unless the words “tractor trailer truck accident”,” Sex Shop”, and ”Lowe’s” are somewhere in the same paragraph. The only reason that the terms “consensual” or “accidental” should enter the discussion is if the reporter is trying to imply that the woman actually wanted to get torn apart by the construction industry’s equivalent of the light saber… in which case, she’s got some serious issues. And yes, more serious than needed to use a construction grade power tool as phallus.
H/T to the ladies who couldn’t bring themselves to post about this one.
If this light switch stays on for more than four hours, call a doctor.
I’m guessing the ads for Viagra in Russian don’t have that little disclaimer at the end that states “if you have an erection for more than four hours, you should probably call a doctor”.
A SEX-MAD Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.
The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.
But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.
One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”
All things being equal, I suppose if your number is up there are a lot less pleasant ways to go than a heart attack right after a twelve hour sex fest with a couple of Russian girls. I know that a 12 hour sex romp with a pair of sexy Slavic seductresses would kill me… not because of a weak heart, but because Mrs. Sniper runs faster than I do and she’s also a pretty good shot so either she would catch me and kill me or the bullets would.
The Russian pop girl group “Viagra“. Results may vary, but not by much.
MONDAY, Dec. 29 (HealthDay News) — Teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex as teens who don’t make such promises — and they’re less likely to practice safe sex to prevent disease or pregnancy, a new study finds.
“Virginity pledgers and similar non-pledgers don’t differ in the rates of vaginal, oral or anal sex or any other sexual behavior,” Rosenbaum said. “Strikingly, pledgers are less likely than similar non-pledgers to use condoms and also less likely to use any form of birth control.”
Had I known this in high school I would have been a lot more likely to take a virginity pledge just so I could have upped my chances of getting something more than a sore arm and a lanolin-soft crotch.
AUGUSTA, Ga. — Several Richmond County educators are being reprimanded after officials uncovered a sex scandal involving teachers, coaches and the principal of an Augusta middle school.
Superintendent Dana Bedden says seven Spirit Creek Middle School faculty members have been implicated in a series of incidents that included daytime sexual encounters on an inflatable mattress in the school’s public safety office.
The parents got suspicious when the full time teaching staff started referring to substitute teachers as “fluffers”.
BLOOMFIELD, Ind. (Nov. 20) – Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.
The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.
The men — ages 44, 38 and 17 — and the women — ages 27, 26 and 21 — crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said.
One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would “hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates” in their cell block, the affidavit said. The men were 44, 38, and 17 and they were hooking up with 20 year olds? These aren’t criminals, these are heroes. Heroes I tell you! Not only did they manage to hook up while they were locked up, but in two cases they managed to hook up with women almost half their age. And these aren’t bad looking women… in fact, the majority of them could be described as above average. One of them (yes, among the two thirds previously mentioned) even looks a little bit like our very own Caro from USO Girls… not that Caro would ever do that sort of thing, but she is quite striking.
The article has pics of the guys too and as you can see, these guys really are not the epitome of the male model. In fact, their cred goes up in my book because not only did they do everything I mentioned before, but they had the additional handicap of looking like goalies for a dart team. Good goalies. Really good goalies.
In short, I commend these condemned men for the moxie, their ingenuity, their suave skills, and their taste… but not so much for their foresight. I hope the sex was worth the felony escape charges boys.
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
What, the vacuum at home wasn’t powerful enough? Look, if it takes a carwash sized vacuum hose to get your jollies off, then you’re packing the kind of sausage that could rake you in some serious money in the adult film industry or even the animal husbandry industry. I myself was arrested under a similar charge, but it involved a computer keyboard vacuum… some internet cafes are such prudes
Okay, I know that headline sounds alarmist, but it may not be completely off the mark. According to a report in the New York Post (which would never use sex or scandals to sell newspapers) the biggest event wasn’t the marathon, but the marathon sex sessions going on in the Olympic Village. According to this report, the Olympic Village was pretty much one, big hook-up venue and the final evening there was more or less an orgy.
I guess that if you get that many hard bodies together you are bound to get some hanky-panky going on, but when those hard bodies are the world’s most fit and finely tuned athletes replete with elevated levels of testosterone who, by the way, have been living a life of self denial and Spartan discipline for months on end leading up to the games the chances of not having a world class hump-a-palooza after their events is pretty slim. The big winners in the Big “O”-lympics were men who had medaled… especially the highly sought-after gold medalists, and any woman that was hot and/or within reach.
Davis County, UTAH — A 14-year-old Utah boy has been charged with bestiality and lewdness for allegedly raping a dog, according to local affiliate FOX 13.
That’s right, the boy raped a dog. Here’s the blaring question that pops into my mind: Just what the hell would make a kid rape a dog? I mean, in this age of promiscuity why would a guy have to stoop to nailing a dog when he has a decent shot a hanging one up in Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, or an entire laundry list of skanky, easy, and bipedal volunteers that would be more than happy to stoop to whatever depravity this kid would have wanted?
What goes through that kid’s head when he sees a poodle walk by? “Oh yeah, I got get me some of that hairy ass”? “Ohh, she’s like a bitch in heat”? Dude, she literally IS a bitch in heat!
FOX 13 spoke with Cheryl Smith, executive director of the Utah Animal Adoption Center, about the case. She urged lawmakers to pass stricter laws against people who intentionally harm animals.
“These crimes are getting more and more common. And it’s very disturbing,” she said.
What?!?! More and more common? This is the first I’ve heard of this? Are there gangs of young hoodlums running around buggering beagles? Is there a rash Shih-Tzu sodomy? German Shepherd shagging? Poodle pumping?
New Zealand women have the most sexual partners in the world, according to a global sex survey reported on Saturday.
They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex – well above the global average of 7.3.
The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.
New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners, The Press newspaper said, reporting the survey.
The survey showed that Austrians were the youngest to lose their virginity at an average of 17.3 years, followed by Brazilians (17.4), Germans (17.6) and New Zealanders (17.8).
I’m sure that once TSO reads this article, he’ll be clicking over onto one of the discount travel websites to scoop up some tickets to New Zealand. Just a hint for you TSO: just because they filmed Lord of the Rings there doesn’t mean that the women will be duly impressed by your 56th level half-elf patent attorney from WoW… regardless of whether or not he has a +3 scroll of tort law.
MK, KG… are the reports of rampant promiscuity down there true? And if so, can you put any of us up for a few days so that we can conduct a fact finding mission? We have a few bachelors that would gladly and selflessly volunteer to do the research.
Ted Kennedy wanted to go, but considering your countries are surrounded on all sides by water, he was afraid the death toll from his infidelities might reach the thousands.
This does not bode well for abstinence only education, does it?
Last year in Mobile County, 4,629 new cases of chlamydia, gonorrhea and syphilis were reported — enough instances of the sexually transmitted diseases to account for one out of every 87 people, according to a Press-Register review of state and federal statistics.
That was about three times the rate in New York City and more than twice as high as Washington, D.C.
You see, in Alabama’s public schools, children are taught “abstinence is the only protection against pregnancy, HIV/AIDs and STDs.” Apparently that message ain’t gettiing through to the kids in a state that also bans the sale of sex toys.
“(Ages) 15 to 29 is the high-risk group, and it’s typical of a lot of things,” said Monica Z. Knight, director of the bureau of disease control at the Mobile County Health Department. “They think they’re invincible or they have no knowledge or they don’t care or ‘It’s something that’s going happen to that person, but not to me.’”
I’m thinking the precious darlings in Alabama are humping like mad monkeys on meth because the state hobby of cow-tipping is not jump starting their hormones. Therefore, they’re resorting to more entertaining forms of hilarity.
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Our Allies, the 1st, 2nd, and 21st Amendments,
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And A Good Sense Of Humor
A shocking new study has shown that not only do college students like sex and booze, they like sex and booze a lot better when they’re with members of the opposite sex.
I’m going to do this kind of like BNG’s Friday roundup but I won’t call it that because that’s BNG’s thing, not mine. So here we go…
The men were 44, 38, and 17 and they were hooking up with 20 year olds? These aren’t criminals, these are heroes. Heroes I tell you! Not only did they manage to hook up while they were locked up, but in two cases they managed to hook up with women almost half their age. And these aren’t bad looking women… in fact, the majority of them could be described as above average. One of them (yes, among the two thirds previously mentioned) even looks a little bit like our very own Caro from USO Girls… not that Caro would ever do that sort of thing, but she is quite striking.
The article has pics of the guys too and as you can see, these guys really are not the epitome of the male model. In fact, their cred goes up in my book because not only did they do everything I mentioned before, but they had the additional handicap of looking like goalies for a dart team. Good goalies. Really good goalies. 
