Posts Tagged ‘Religious Zealots’

From the IT’S NOT A [EXPLETIVE DELETED] CLOWN CAR! files…

Friday, May 9th, 2008


In Michelle Duggar’s case, it really isn’t a vagina anymore.

I know you’ll be shocked to learn that popping out this many twat corks is part of their religious beliefs. As if you couldn’t tell from the photograph.

Religious crazies always make good fodder!


It’s a happy Mother’s Day for an Arkansas woman—she’s pregnant with her 18th child.

Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year’s Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.

“We’ve had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us,” she said, laughing.

The Duggars’ oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children—whose names start with the letter J—are home-schooled.

Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.

Discovery Health series on how to make your vaginal canal stretch to fit a Volkswagen bus full of circus clowns?

Perhaps.

Those peaceful fundamentalist islamist [expletive deleted]s

Monday, February 4th, 2008


Have you ever wanted to take a bunch of frothing fundamentalist islamist zealots, tie them to a telephone pole naked, slowly flay inches of skin off their bodies with a rusty fork dipped in battery acid, have naked, syphilitic hookers with oozing sores all over their bodies to rub themselves on them, while rubbing vinegar into their wounds, shove their mouths full of bacon, tape their nostrils and mouths shut with duct tape and watch them slowly choke to death on the pig while screaming in pain from their superficial, and yet painful wounds, and after their death laugh as the dirty whores and live swine urinate on their bloody carcasses?

I have. Especially when I read [CIR] such as the story linked above.

Two mentally disabled women were strapped with explosives Friday and sent into busy Baghdad markets, where they were blown up by remote control, a top Iraqi government official said.

The bombs killed at least 98 people and wounded more than 200 at two popular pet markets on the holiest day of the week for Muslims, authorities said.

In both bombings, the attackers were mentally disabled women whose explosive belts were remotely detonated, Gen. Qasim Atta, spokesman for Baghdad’s security plan, told state television.

These fetid bags of used douche have absolutely no respect for the lives of anyone, they use people and toss them away like garbage, while toiling endlessly to make the rest of the world as feculent as they are.

I’m so pissed right now, I’d like to see every last enclave that contains anything remotely related to the Religion of Piss obliterated from this world.

Theocratic [expletive deleted]

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Cross posted this at the Liberty Zone. I’m pissed off!

h/t to Vic for finding this little gem.

For the record, I don’t care what religion our nation’s leader is. If he feels passionately about his faith, more power to him. If he leads a moral life according to his faith, fabulous.

But don’t you DARE try to get away with working to change the CONSTITUTION – the friggin’ CONSTITUTION, you pernicious, authoritarian f*cksack – to reflect YOUR religious views!


I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.

I don’t give a damn if he worships God, Jesus, Allah, Papa Smurf or Kermit the Frog. I don’t care if he passionately believes his God’s standards are just, moral and good. THOU SHALT NOT IMPOSE YOUR SUPERSTITIONS ON THE REST OF US VIA GOVERNMENT FORCE! Government force is government force. Statism is statism. The nature of it doesn’t change simply because your motives are more pure than that of the average authoritarian fundamentalist camel humper.

In other words… KEEP YOUR DICTATORIAL PAWS AWAY FROM OUR CONSTITUTION!

Uh-oh

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007


How long before the more zealous members of the Religion of Piss relieve this guy of his head?

I’ll give him credit. He has balls (and ridiculously bad hair). But he’s standing up to all kinds of sewage from the oh-so-moderate and peaceful Muslims, who wouldn’t even pause in at best censoring him and shutting him up, or at worst killing him merely for speaking out.


Threats of murder. Fears of riots and religious violence. Demands for censorship. Politicians in hiding, fearing for their lives. A government preparing for the worst.

It’s happening right now in a most unlikely place … the Netherlands, once regarded as Europe’s quietest and most stable nation.

And it’s all happening because of a 10-minute movie that hasn’t even been made yet.

It’s the work of Dutch lawmaker Geert Wilders, who calls his movie “a call to shake off the creeping tyranny of Islamicization.” Wilders plans to present it to his country on television sometime next month.

“People who watch the movie will see that the Koran is very much alive today, leading to the destruction of everything we in the Western world stand for, which is respect and tolerance,” Wilders, the 41-year-old leader of the right-wing Party for Freedom, said in a telephone interview.

“The tsunami of Islamicization is coming to Europe. We should come to be far stronger.”

How long before Wilders has to hire bodyguards and go into hiding due to the backlash of violence directed toward him for expressing his views on film?

And now… a word from the Religion of Piss

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007


See, this kid wanted to be an individual. She wanted to live her life wearing normal clothing, not wrapped in rags and hiding herself from the Neanderthals who apparently have no will power to control their throbbing members at the sight of a female’s ankle. And now, she’s dead. Strangled by daddy dearest for not conforming to the principles of the Religion of Piss that dictate women are inferior, must be clad in schmatas so as to not tempt the male members of said religion into sin.


Friends of the teenager, a Grade 11 student at nearby Applewood Heights high school, identified her as Aqsa Parvez and said they were shocked by the attack on the outgoing, likeable girl, but said she had been threatened by her strictly religious family before.

“She got threatened by her father and her brother,” said Dominiquia Holmes-Thompson, who had known Aqsa since they both started high school together. “He said that if she leaves, he would kill her.”

Ebonie Mitchell, 16, another friend of the victim, said the conflict with her father over wearing Islamic dress came to a head at the beginning of this school year. “She just wanted to dress like we do,” she said.

“Last year she wore like the Islamic stuff and everything, the hijab, and this year she’s all Western. She just wanted to look like everyone else. And I guess her dad had a problem with that.”

Ebonie said her friend had left home once before, in September, for about two weeks. She returned home, but the fights with her family over what she wore just got worse.

Dominiquia, 16, said her friend had been arguing with her father for more than a year over the restrictions he imposed on her, including demanding that she wear the hijab at all times. “She wanted to go out with her friends, hang out and just be like a normal person,” she said. “But he was always trying to control her … he wouldn’t let her go out or do anything.”

But nooo…. some readers of this blog claim that abuse of females doesn’t happen and that abhorrent practices such as female genital mutilation and honor killings are nothing but myths perpetuated by the evil, infidel west.

Yeah. Right.

That’s SIR Bin Laden to you, infidel pig!

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Yeah, Pakistan is sure a reliable ally in the Global War on Terror. And this group of asshats claims to be working for religious tolerance. Do you honestly believe that elevating a sociopathic murderer like Bin Laden will help promote religious tolerance? I’m thinking not so much.

A LEADING group of Pakistani Islamic scholars today awarded its highest honour to al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden, saying it was in reaction to Britain’s knighthood for Salman Rushdie.

Meanwhile, a Pakistani minister who caused outrage by remarking that the award given to the Satanic Verses author justified suicide attacks announced that he was set to visit Britain next month.

The Pakistani Ulema Council, a private body that claims to be the biggest of its kind in the country with 2000 scholars, said it had given Bin Laden the title “Saifullah”, or Sword of Allah.

“We are pleased to award the title of Saifullah to Osama bin Laden after the British Government’s decision to bestow the title of ‘Sir’ on blasphemer Rushdie,” council chairman Maulana Tahir Ashrafi said.

Sick, twisted, pustulent, pernicious rectum slurpers!

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

Remember when I blogged about the CNN story that implied it was all our fault that Middle Eastern “darlings” are growing up violent, murderous fucks? Remember how CNN self-righteously implied that Iraq’s children were better off before the US invasion and toppling of the bloody, psychotic dictator Sodamn Insane?

Take a look at the blog entry I linked to above, and see who is responsible for Middle Eastern kids’ twisted little minds. See who is teaching them to kill. See what the Religion of Piss is all about.

WARNING: the above-linked story contains images so sick, even I had to look away! It depicts a 12 year old child beheading one of the “traitors” to the religion of piss under the tutelage of a Taliban fuckwad. DO NOT view this photo unless you have a seriously strong stomach!

Holy Religious Whack Job Batman!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Did you know that child pornography exists on the internet and everyone in congress defends it as free speech because they took mandatory morning prayer out of school? Wow! What a revelation! That’s what these whack jobs are saying. Oh yeah, and you’ll be very pleased to know that they also claim that one psychotic Korean kid going on a shooting rampage is because they took prayer out of school, too. And concoms too… they cause school shootings. Seriously, they’re linking all of that sort of stuff to school shootings!

So, if you want to either a. Get really angry, b. Laugh at religious zealots, or c. Sigh and think to yourself “How sad that some fundamentalist would build a pulpit on the bodies of the victims of school shootings” (it all depends on your mood, I suppose) just click on the link above and have something soft ready at hand for your jaw to drop on.

And you thought I only railed on the Muslims! Nope. I take any radical zealots to task… in fact, stay tuned for another episode “Your religion or lack thereof is whackier than mine and I’ll prove it by being whacky!”