Being the purveyors of exclusive material that we are, we are “live blogging” our very own Bridget the Flogging Molly Chick’s wedding to the condemned, Asking For Evidence. As I am sure you know, a picture is worth a thousand words so I will write this post in the form of a photo-journalistic expose.
First and foremost in any wedding shindig are the invitations. We here at The Sniper, although not invited to the wedding (and more precisely prevented from attending by court order) have managed to get our hands on one of the invitations and have slipped in an agent to do our on-site relay reporting for us. Here is a copy of said invitation…
We all know that people have their own, special, very personal reasons for marrying. Some marry because they believe they’ve found their soul mate. Some marry because they believe they’ve found the answer to their financial woes . Others marry because they forgot to wear a condom and they’re Catholic. Here’s a picture of BtFMC in one of her wedding dress selections. Can you guess why AFE agreed to marry her?
We have obtained a picture of Bridget in her final wedding dress selection for your viewing pleasure…
This was her original selection, but everyone thought that it was far too obvious as to what BtFMC really wanted to get out of her nuptials…
What a glowing bride she’ll be. Wait! Our agent on the inside has just reported that the ceremony is commencing and that the bride and groom are approaching the altar. Oh, and he’s also sent a photo of her lovely dress with attending 200 foot train…
but let’s face it, that’s not the longest train she’s ever pulled.
As I understand, the portion of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged is going on right now and we have not only the actual picture of the vows being exchanged but via a special camera we have a snapshot of the thoughts going through their heads as it’s going down. First, a picture of the actual vows being exchanged…
Then the snapshot of the unfurling events as they are played out in Bridget’s mind…
And the same scene from AFE’s perspective…
Now that the ceremonial part is over it is time for the reception and no reception is complete without the wedding cake. Wedding cakes are supposed be attractive, delicious, and memorable like this cake that AFE suggested…
This, however, is the cake that he got in response…
I hope you enjoy scorn flakes because I have a feeling you’ll be eating bowls and bowls of that for breakfast for a long, long time AFE. But seriously, after a few drinks and some cake the blushing bride will forget all about AFE’s poor wedding cake suggestion and they’ll both remember what it’s really all about…
Congratulations BtFMC and AFE. I hope you guys have many years of this sort of thing.
