Posts Tagged ‘Nukes’

Becoming? Really?

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Grab your ankles folks…

[Sec State Hillary] Clinton: Iran is becoming a military dictatorship

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Monday Iran is sliding into a military dictatorship, a new assessment suggesting a rockier road ahead for U.S.-led efforts to stop Tehran from obtaining a nuclear weapon.

As the first high-level Obama administration official to make such an accusation, Clinton was reflecting an ever-dimming outlook for persuading Iran to negotiate limits on its nuclear program, which it has insisted is intended only for peaceful purposes. The U.S. and others — including the two Gulf countries Clinton visited Sunday and Monday — believe Iran is headed for a nuclear bomb capability.

Clinton also was revealing the logic of the administration’s plan to target the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps with a new round of international sanctions intended to compel Iran to curb its nuclear ambitions before it increases the likelihood of a military clash.

Wait, “becoming“? Just where in the holy f*** has her stupid, myopic ass been for the last, ohhhh let’s say, 30 years or so?!? Becoming? Really? This is the same nut-job, Islamist terror state that we’ve been dealing with for decades and she just now realized that they are becoming the military dictatorship that they’ve already been since the Carter administration? Oh my God we are so royally f***ed with her as SecDef that we better invest in the K-Y Jelly Corporation just so we can at least reap a little profit out of the brutal colon pounding that we’re going to take from her bungling foreign affairs and her boss making America an international laughing stock by bowing to every head of state and local mayor. Sure, a lot of the world hated us when GW was in charge but at least they were scared enough to not push their luck. Now it’s almost vogue to blow us off. DAMMIT.

And she wants to levy economic sanctions against the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps? What?!? Jesus Christ! These are the same people that ran BY THE THOUSANDS through mine fields during the Iran-Iraq War to clear the way for follow-on combat troops to breach the Iraq border… does she really think that clamping down on their hummus money is going to make them sting? So now she still seriously believes that a) Iran is a military dictatorship, b) they’re working on a nuclear bomb, and c) she can still use diplomatic means to conduct negotiations to talk (albeit a “rocky” talk”) them down from their “nuclear power” position? Perhaps I should pen an open letter with a  little word of advice to Hillary:

Dear Toots,

They’re called “military dictatorships” because they’re run by military dictators. You can’t talk to military dictators because all they understand is force.  This is why you don’t see a whole bunch of “diplomatic dictatorships” in the world… because nobody listens to people whose only weapons are threats, empty threats, and repeated empty threats. Perhaps you should return to something you were more successful at… like keeping your husband faithful.

Regards,

The Sniper

This is what happens when amateurs appoint amateurs to do jobs for which neither is qualified.

Iran Being Stupid Again

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Or should I say “still”.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says the nation will deliver a harsh blow to the “global arrogance” on this year’s anniversary of the Islamic Revolution.

Apparently they’re rattling sabers saying that on February 11th they will deal a [crushing blow] to capitalism that will be the “demise” of the capitalist system and that “Iran will deliver [a] telling blow to global powers”.

Uh-huh.

I really, really hope that Achmadinejad realizes that the two bombs we dropped on Japan weren’t the only ones we had and that, despite having a combat-phobic president, we still have the resolve to take care of business if it needs to be taken care of. I don’t think they’ll do an actual, physical attack on the US or its facilities, but a cyber attack wouldn’t surprise me considering how reticent we’ve been in the past to retaliate against those kinds of attacks. Either way, in my humble opinion I think we should have turned Tehran into a parking lot a long time ago.

Meanwhile, Iran is still thumbing its collective nose at the world and continuing its Uranium enrichment program. The UN is threatening more sanctions but we’ve already seen how well those have worked in the past  and so has Iran so they (Iran) are ignoring the threats as they usually do. The UN threatening Iran with sanctions is about as effective as a eunuch threatening a hooker with rape. The eunuch can’t do much of anything, the hooker knows it, and even if he could the hooker is used to it. Until the eunuch grows a pair the hooker will continue to mock his impotence.

Well, At Least Iran Hasn’t Tested An Advanced Nuclear Warhead Yet

Friday, November 6th, 2009

atomicenergylabThe U.N. nuclear watchdog has asked Tehran to explain evidence suggesting that Iranian scientists have experimented with an advanced secret nuclear warhead design, according to a report published Friday.

Citing what it calls “previously unpublished documentation” from an International Atomic Energy Agency compiled report, Britain’s The Guardian newspaper said Iranian scientists may have tested high-explosive components of a “two-point implosion” device.

Shit.

Right Back To The Empty Threats Of Bygone Administrations

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

It was the hallmark of the Clinton administration’s approach toward hostile regimes: posturing. I would have loved to have said that Clinton’s foreign policy with regards to America’s threats amounted to saber rattling but before he could rattle the saber he hacked it down to a bayonet through BRAC so there was, in fact, no saber to rattle. We were far from helpless, but the world was shown that we were more willing to drop our guard in order to balance the budget than we were to drop social programs that ensured reelection. Where foot soldiers were needed, we sent diplomats. Where Special Ops was needed, we sent envoys. Where a battalion of battle ready Marines was needed, we sent a few cruise missiles. Where a rain of fire and steel the likes of which Hell itself has never seen was needed, we sent Hans Blix.

Diplomacy without the strength to back it up is useless at best, detrimental at worst. Trying to engage another country in rational discourse when that country is not rational is sheer folly. Britain learned this long ago through the folly of Neville Chamberlin trying to appease Adolf Hitler and we should have learned it through the impotent and laughable arms control “inspections” conducted in North Korea and Iraq and their consequential, yet equally laughable,  “sanctions”. Despite all of the world’s combined diplomatic efforts to keep the despots in charge of those two countries in check, they continued to snub their collective nose at the world community and its milquetoast response to their weapons programs and even after we invaded Afghanistan they resisted… that is until we invaded Iraq.

Had we gone full bore and carried the momentum of the initial invasion throughout Operation Iraqi Freedom we could have cowed Kim Jong-Il into compliance but as we all know that didn’t happen. We got bogged down a little and when the opportunity presented itself the liberal faction of Congress took it upon themselves to start pulling defeat out of the jaws of victory. We hadn’t lost, but we would have if funding for the Surge had not gone through. Those that initially voted for the war turned their backs on the US military and our allies. They tried to hamstring our troops and serve as de facto commander in chief… all in order to lose militarily abroad in order to win politically at home. Thankfully they failed and the Surge did not. What followed was the clamoring of non participants and outright opponents of the Surge to try to take credit for our victories. Success has a thousand fathers, failure is always a bastard. Despite our hard won victories in Iraq during the Surge and thereafter our enemies watched the infighting from afar and they took note of how to tear us down from the inside. They set in motion a plan to capitalize on America’s short memory, her liberal media, and her distaste for war to further their own designs. They were banking on the current president to institute a myopic foreign policy based on wishful thinking, appeasement, and sycophancy and they got their wish.

When Georgia stood up against an aggressive Russia, we turned our backs on them and from that point on it went downhill. We have reneged on our promises to Poland and the Czech Republic regarding missile shields. We’ve stood by murmuring about democracy with our hands in our pockets as watched protestors get gunned down in the streets of Tehran. We’ve let Kim Jong-Il take hostages and then sent a former president to negotiate their release. And now when we present evidence to the world that Iran has a hardened uranium enrichment site, they not only don’t deny it, they flaunt it and then flip us the diplomatic bird by test launching missiles. Iran is not afraid of us anymore. Maybe they never were, but at least they respected our strength at one time. Now, they mock us because our foreign policy is based on threats as empty as the suit that makes them.

Today Iran is firing off missiles capable of striking targets 1200 miles away. Left to their own devices, tomorrow they’ll be capping those missiles with nuclear warheads. That may not seem so terrifying to the peace mongers back in the United States because, although they can’t seem to comprehend a history book, they can read a map and realize that Iran is much farther away from their homes than 1200 miles. What they’re not picking up on is the fact that their socialist buddy Chavez in Venezuela is also buddy buddy with Ahmadinejad… buddy buddy enough that Iran might not have a problem with basing those missiles in Venezuela or even selling them outright. 1200 miles isn’t enough to hit DC from Tehran, but it is plenty to hit Miami from Venezuela. I know that a lot of folks are thinking that we would never let that happen, but then again we thought we would never let Iran develop nukes either.

Teddy Roosevelt once said something to the tune of “speak softly, but carry a big stick”… at this point I think I would be satisfied if we carried any stick at all.

ON EDIT:

I had a quick e-mail banter back and forthwith a friend of mine (who happens to be the most conservative Democrat alive today) about the content of the above post. He was concerned that my message might have gotten lost because my wording swayed in a partisan fashion. My response to him was as follows:
The whole “let’s blame the past thing” instead of “let’s fix the present” is crap. We don’t have a time machine… we do have a State Department and a Department of Defense and both of them are being poorly handled right now. My point is that diplomacy without force backing it is useless.When we speak softly without our big stick, planes crash, towers fall, and people here die. We need our big stick now. I want to see Obama stand on the lawn of the White House, face east, grab his junk, and flip the bird while a flight of B-52’s drops bunker busters all over that nuke site in Iran. Then I want to see him walk into a press conference and say “America has made an historic decision by electing an African-American as President… Iran pissed me off. Don’t piss off the black man”. Diplomacy problems over. Any radical racists left in America sit back and think a few minutes before they tell their next “colored joke”. Any bill he wants gets passed.

O doesn’t seem to have a problem showing his ire toward Americans that piss him off… I just want him to show that same angry face to our enemies. Obama got elected at least in part because he was an ”elegant black man”. Bill Cosby is eloquent. Nobody fears Bill Cosby… they do fear Mike Tyson. I want less Cosby, more Tyson.

He agreed with me. We’re both fairly middle-of-the-road so finding detente isn’t too hard. To the aforementioned response I’ll add this analogy in summary:
The President is the head of the country like a father is the head of a household (yes, I know mom calls the shots but bear with me here). If the neighbor pisses off dad and threatens him and dad does nothing, the neighbor won’t respect him and will continue to do as he pleases. If dad then comes home and yells at his kids after not taking the neighbor to task, then nobody will respect him and eventually his kids will give him the same treatment that the neighbor did. When my step-dad got pissed at the neighbors he let then know it and whatever pissed him off usually stopped. Anytime he told me to do something, it got done… fast. I didn’t like him. In fact, I never did… but I did respect his authority and respect gets things done.

Dear North Korea…

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened military action Wednesday against U.S. and South Korean warships plying the waters near the Koreas’ disputed maritime border, raising the specter of a naval clash just days after the regime’s underground nuclear test.

Pyongyang, reacting angrily to Seoul’s decision to join an international program to intercept ships suspected of aiding nuclear proliferation, called the move tantamount to a declaration of war.

Yeah, uh, Mr Jong-Il (can I call you Kim? It’s so much friendlier) or is it just “Il”? You may want to take a good hard look at the graph below that shows the numbers of nukes that each nuclear state has (plus or minus a few, I’m sure). Yeah, those big numbers on the top? Those are the nukes that the US and Russia have.
Russia has more? Well, I suppose you’re right… but you might want to keep this in mind: The US is the only country on earth to use atomic bombs against another country. We know ours work in combat and we’ve proven that we really don’t have a huge problem using them. Just ask the good citizens of Hiroshima and Nagasaki… if you can find any of the ones that survived.Of course there’s always the old fashioned way: one seal, one rifle, one fantail, one shot, one kill.
Here’s looking at you, Kim.

I am Shocked to find that there is GAMBLING going on in this establishment!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

So, click the link above if you feel like it. Apparently North Korea is building their Nuclear Program back up again, blah, blah, blah…sooooooo tired of hearing about this. More tired, to be truthful, of diplomats coming back with a piece of paper they think means that thugs will stop doing what they want to do and will comply with the aims of civilized nations. Really. Seriously. If I see one more person claim that international thuggishness got “solved” by a treaty, agreement, or what have you I think I’m going to punch a wall (which…I will beat you to the punch Sniper…could seriously impact my limp wrists…).
Words don’t stop thugs. The sad but true nature of the world is that blood is the only thing that stops a bully. I only hope that in consideration of the political futures of this country that people will remember that and act/lobby/vote accordingly.

Iran Unveils "Ambassador of Peace"…

Monday, August 18th, 2008

TEHRAN, Iran – Iran has test launched a rocket it plans to use to carry a research satellite into orbit, state television reported Sunday.

Saturday’s test of the two-stage rocket, called the Safir-e Omid, or Ambassador of Peace, was successful, state TV said, broadcasting images of the nighttime launch.
And now for some definitions from The Sniper’s Farsi to English dictionary.
Rocket=Missile
Research satellite=nuclear payload
Orbit=Israel
Ambassador of Peace=I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
This has been your language lesson for the day. Although it may not bring you enough comprehension to read Farsi as it is written in its normal script, it will arm you with the ability to read between the lines of their press releases.

If You Don’t Plan On Threatening Your Neighbor With A Gun, There’s No Reason To Complain About His Bulletproof Vest

Friday, August 15th, 2008

This is exactly what Russia is doing regarding our deployment of a missile defense shield in Poland, except that it’s on a global scale. Russia has long hinted that any deployment of US arms in former Soviet satellite states such as Poland and the Czech Republic could cause destabilization of the region and perhaps even provoke a military response regardless of whether or not those arms are purely defensive (which anit-missile missiles are). Now, it looks like the Russians are changing their tune about their readiness stance. They’re no longer hinting that they might have a military response for NATO defensive weapons based in Poland, they’re promising one. Read on…

A top Russian general said Friday that Poland’s agreement to accept a U.S. missile interceptor base exposes the ex-communist nation to attack, possibly by nuclear weapons, the Interfax news agency reported.

The statement by Gen. Anatoly Nogovitsyn is the strongest threat that Russia has issued against the plans to put missile defense elements in former Soviet satellite nations.

“Poland, by deploying (the system) is exposing itself to a strike — 100 percent,” Nogovitsyn, the deputy chief of staff, was quoted as saying.

100%? There’s pretty much no room for interpretation there. 100% is 100%. From what I can see, when Russia says “100%” it means “if you deploy missile interceptors in Poland, we will attack Poland.” According to Nogovitsyn, the only thing that’s left to speculation is whether or not they’ll use nukes.

So let’s wrap up Russia’s activities for the week, shall we? First they invade Georgia which is a sovereign nation with a freely elected President after a series of Russian-backed “separatists” (read: SpetSnaz) refused to cease raids into Georgian towns and we’ve done nothing to stop them.

Then they threaten the sovereignty of Ukraine after Ukraine, in response to Russia’s military action in Georgia, said that Russian ships would have to ask permission from Ukraine to enter and use their ports. The head of the Russian Black Sea Fleet’s response was “[we only respect one authority and that authority is the President of Russia].” In essence, Russia said that they’ll do what they please and go where they please. Again, we’ve done nothing to stop them.

Then the Russians extend their invasion from just the contested areas of South Ossetia and Abkhazia and occupy territory just 30 miles from Tbilisi as well as Georgia’s main port at Poti using Russian troops, Ossetian troops, and “PEACE KEEPERS” with BLUE HELMETS and we’ve done NOTHING to stop them. The UN hasn’t even said a word worth mentioning.

Now Russia is threatening to nuke Poland if we try to defend ourselves. Just how long are we going to wait before we DO actually defend ourselves somehow? If we keep up the whole “turn the other cheek” pattern of diplomacy that we’ve been using with them for the past few months or so, we’re going to run out of cheeks pretty fast. If that happens, you better be able to live underground for a year or so, shoot a gun, or speak Russian. I don’t have a fallout shelter (my beer cellar would have to do) but I’m pretty handy with a gun and I already speak Russian… unless somebody in our government grows some balls, I suggest the rest of you start taking lessons.

This Can’t Be Good

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Okay, when the President of Iran starts saying things like “[Israel should be] ‘wiped off the map’”, and “with God’s help, the countdown button for the destruction of the Zionist regime has been pushed by the hands of the children of Lebanon and Palestine,” and “by God’s will, we will witness the destruction of this regime in the near future,” then everybody really needs to stop and take stock of what the hell is going on in the world… especially when Iran wants to join the Nuclear Club.

When all Muslims consider themselves to be one, large nation regardless of what country they live in, one rogue Muslim nation with nuclear ambitions becomes a very clear and present danger to the entire global community. Considering the material support given by Iran to just about anyone that wants to harm the West, the Iranians track record of disregard for the rule of international law and diplomacy, their habit of human rights abuse, their utter disregard for sovereign nations, and their dangerous, radical, virulent version of Islam, I think it’s safe to say that the world should probably come together very soon and start talking about some military options.

How much more clear can they make it without actually coming out and saying “Oh, by the way, once we get one of these nukes built we plan on testing it in Israel via a PLO suicide bomber?”

H/T to Cox & Forkum

Busted!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

An American citizen of Iranian decent spying for Iran?!?! I ‘ll hear none of it! It’s preposterous to even begin to think that engineer Mohhamad Alavi would steal software from the Palo Verde nuclear plant and give it to Iran! That would be espionage! And we all know that an American Muslim wouldn’t betray his naturalized, albeit infidel, country to his former Islamic Republic homeland, now would he?

I mean, if American citizens were doing such horrible things as nuclear betrayal of their adopted countries, that would justify the Patriot Act.

Just a thought.

Just Like Putting Michael Jackson In Charge Of An All Boys Day Care

Friday, April 13th, 2007

On April 9, 2007 the United Nations reelected Iran as a vice chairman of the U.N. Disarmament Commission. At the same time, in one of those “gee, that’s an ironic coincidence” type moments, the president of Iran was declaring that Iran now had the capacity to enrich uranium at an industrial scale. When the news was released to the general public that Iran was not only reelected as vice chairman of the UN Disarmament Commission, but was also well on it’s way to becoming a middle-eastern, nuclear Wal-Mart, thousands of intelligent people around the world suffered schizoid episodes due to the sheer absurdity of the situation.

Wow, if the U.S. worked like this, we would be hiring drug addicts as pharmacists, recidivist rapists to work in abused women’s shelters, and alcoholics to work at breweries. This seems ridiculous of course… but only if the persons doing the hiring aren’t junkies, pedophiles, or drunks themselves. The problem is this: most of the countries in the UN are not democracies. The dictators and totalitarian regimes that rule these countries don’t have to answer to their people. Despots don’t care about popular opinion… but they do care about power and nothing says power like a nuke. Therefore, if Iran is allowed the freedom to produce nuclear weapons at will, the little Hitlerite kingdoms that helped get them into the position to do so assume that they will surely be rewarded.

What the helpful little despots fail to realize, however, is that once Iran gets enough nukes, it will try to force everyone under the Persian yoke regardless of their previous status as friendly or hostile. I’m amazed that Dr. Seuss could have such a keen grasp on international affairs when the ruling bodies of the UN could not. Somewhere in the jungle, there is a 92 year old man mocking the UN for being more impotent than he is.

Oops I Did It Again…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Wow. This is about as sad as watching a professional con man dupe a retarded guy.No, this is exactly like watching a retarded guy getting duped by a professional con. We have got to be the worst students of history ever.

Okay, here’s the meat of the matter… North Korea said it would shut down its reactor once we got $25 million of their funds freed from a Macau bank. So we did. We freed the funds. And now in classis Kim Jong-il style, they say that they’ll shut down the reactor in a month. In fact, they said an entire month was required… required. Apparently they think that they have the only physicists on the planet and therefore no one would catch on that it doesn’t take a month to shut down a reactor. In fact, in most reactors, all you have to do is flip a switch and “poison” rods are dropped into the reactor to kill the reaction in case of an emergency. This entire process takes less than a minute.

I can understand that it would take a while to seal a reactor with concrete. That is reasonable. What is not reasonable is the fact that we take their lies and threats so freely. In fact, not only do we take their crap, but we invite it upon ourselves.

You know what’s really funny? I keep trying to come up with an analogy to this situation, but I can’t because no one previously has ever been stupid enough to repeatedly pay up to a dictator like Kim Jong-il and not get any return off their investment. Oh wait! Neville Chamberlain! There you go!