Posts Tagged ‘mom’

Nanny State Called: It’s About Your Kids…

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

IRVING TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Each day before the school bus comes to pick up the neighborhood’s children, Lisa Snyder did a favor for three of her fellow moms, welcoming their children into her home for about an hour before they left for school.

Regulators who oversee child care, however, don’t see it as charity. Days after the start of the new school year, Snyder received a letter from the Michigan Department of Human Services warning her that if she continued, she’d be violating a law aimed at the operators of unlicensed day care centers.

So this woman is looking after kids her friends’ kids, for free, for a little while before they get on the bus and their state government says that it’s illegal for her to do so? Um, wtf? So, considering how many kids are over playing at my house at any given moment does that make me an unlicensed day care center? I think there might be some kind of document or law somewhere guaranteeing the rights of people to gather. Now what was that thing called again? Hmm… oh yeah! The United States Constitution!

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Yeah, I think that’s one of the big ones. The state is scrambling to get an exception to this law because they, as well as everyone else, know that it’s a big steaming pile of government overextending its reach. This is the problem with legislators… they’re so busy trying to make new legislation so it looks like they’re doing something that they don’t consider the ramifications of the laws they pass. I think Lisa Snyder could easily take this case to a higher court and get the entire law overturned. In fact, I would love to see that happen.

Ma McCain speaketh the truth

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Q: How much support do you think he has among the base of the Republican Party?

Roberta McCain: “I don’t think he has any. I don’t know what the base of the Repub–maybe I don’t know enough about it, but I’ve not seen any help whatsoever.”

I, for one, can’t fathom why.

The Force Is Strong In This One…

Friday, January 4th, 2008

An 11-year-old boy demonstrated The Force when he defended his mom by hitting an attacker with a toy lightsaber.

The man, in his 30s, fled after being confronted by the youngster outside a bakery in Swardeston, near Norwich, England.
Police said the boy hit the man with his toy after the man had punched and verbally abused his mother as she approached her car.
Officers are appealing for witnesses to the Dec. 22 attack.
Allan Jennings of the Norfolk Police said: “The incident caused quite a commotion and it is unlikely it would have gone unnoticed.”
Too bad the kid didn’t like westerns… maybe he would have shot the guy.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Stupid

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

EVANSVILLE, Ind. – A woman was sentenced to 30 days in jail for claiming in court that she was her son’s wife. Christopher Crowe, 25, was in court recently to plead guilty to four felony counts including residential entry and domestic battery.

During the hearing, the judge asked if Crowe’s wife agreed with the plea deal.

Crowe’s mother, 47-year-old Rebecca Crowe, stood up, said she was Crowe’s wife and said the plea agreement was OK.

Later, Vanderburgh County Deputy Prosecutor Anna Clutter discovered Rebecca Crowe’s identity when she saw a picture of Christopher Crowe’s wife, a much younger woman.

Courtroom personnel later admitted they thought the woman looked too old.

Hey, here’s a novel suggestion: why don’t you check someone’s ID before you just take it on good faith that that person is who she says she is… especially is she looks old enough to be the defendant’s mother… which she was.

I mean, if people were in the habit of just being honest the minute they walked into a courtroom, they wouldn’t feel the need to swear them in before testimony. In fact, if people were that honest, the term “perjury” wouldn’t even exist.

Morons. Should the judge and prosecutor get a “Window Licker Of The Week” nomination? Let us know.