Posts Tagged ‘Internet porn’

Sex, Guys, And Videotapes

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Okay, this whole post is pretty much about sex, but you’ll see how the title breaks down here. First, the sex… the online, voyeuristic variety… paid for by you…

The work computer of one regional supervisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission showed more than 1,800 attempts to look up pornography in a 17-day span: “It was kind of distraction per se,” he later told investigators.

But he wasn’t alone. More than two dozen SEC employees and contractors over roughly the past two years have faced internal investigations after they were caught viewing pornography on their government computers, according to records obtained by The Washington Times through the Freedom of Information Act and other public documents.

The activities of porn-surfing SEC workers, a small fraction of the overall work force, have been serious enough to warrant a mention in each of the past four semiannual reports sent to Congress by the SEC’s office of inspector general.

Considering how many Ponzi schemes have been going down lately and the rash of rampant, un-checked financial fraud that’s helped cripple the nationit’s economy, it’s really no wonder that the SEC has been sitting around pulling their Zibs.

And now for the guys… the Afghan guys… and their deviant habits. First, the hook from Bouhammer

I have written on here several times about Man-Love Thursdays, the confusion that Afghan men have with sexuality and the rampant number of homosexuals there are amongst the Afghan male population. I have also had many people ask me if there was any truth to the term “man-love Thursday”.

Then supporting evidence from the MSM...

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”

Confused?

Haji Harem

Well, here’s a little snippet from a first hand account from Uncle Jimbo’s site on just how “confusing” it can get…

Sammy asked the indelicate but curiosity causing question of whether the older men took advantage of them in that way, and they were completely non-plussed and said Oh yeah, of course that always happens it is just the way things are.” Sam was a little surprised they were so open about it and then one of them said “There is even a saying about it.

For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat”

That’s not confusing, that’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And now on to the videotapes…

PITTSBORO, N.C. – A judge declared Friday that a former aide to John Edwards was in contempt of court, demanding that he turn over a “personal” videotape being sought by Edwards’ former mistress.

Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones reprimanded Andrew Young in a court hearing Friday but declined to put him in custody. The contempt ruling will be lifted if Young turns over a videotape “of a personal nature” and other items by Wednesday, Jones said.

And by “of a personal nature” what they really mean is ‘they vividly illustrate John Edwards doing to Rielle Hunter in a hotel what he wanted to do to the American people in the White House.” I would love to interview this guy:

Me: So, Mr. Edwards… do you have any videos of your bastard child being born?

Edwards: No… but I’ve got some kickin’ footage of the conception.

Perhaps They Should Rename It The “NSFW”?

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Well, as long as it’s for science…

The ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee launched an inquiry Tuesday into reports that National Science Foundation officials are using government computers to view pornographic Web sites during working hours.
In a letter sent to the NSF’s inspector general Tuesday, Chuck Grassley requested access to all documents related to the “numerous reports” and seven investigations into “Abuse of NSF IT Resources” — which are referenced in the agency’s 68-page semi-annual report.
In one instance, the report cites an NSF “senior official” who allegedly spent 20 percent of his work hours “viewing sexually explicit” Web sites — amounting to a potential loss of $58,000 in employee compensation.

They would have been completely in the clear if they had only designated a “control group” that didn’t watch porn to see how productive they were. I mean, there probably was such a group but they just didn’t designate it as such. I guess only the guys into bestiality get to cruise porn on the taxpayers’ dime for the purposes of furthering science from now on. We’re okay with people watching rabbits hump, but not with people watching people humping like rabbits.
One more thing regarding the first sentence from that news article… would cruising for porn on the internet on government computers off business hours have been okay?

Curse You, MySpace!

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

CANBERRA (Reuters) – Social networking sites are the hottest attraction on the Internet, dethroning pornography and highlighting a major change in how people communicate, according to a web guru.

Men, how did we allow this to happen? One minute we’re cruising along, happily enjoying our favorite “shaved Asian paraplegics over fifty” website, and the next minute we’re perusing a MySpace account of a “friend” in Calgary that we’ve never met so we can read a blog posting about whether or not their cat is going to make it through its gender reassignment operation? What the hell is the matter with us? How the hell am I supposed to get worldwide notoriety if I can’t get the biggest audience for my “Buffalo Bill” dance video by posting it on a porn site? MySpace sure as hell wouldn’t let me post that and apparently YouTube doesn’t want to see me tucking my junk into a fruitbasket and screaming “don’t you hurt my dog” either.
Gentlemen, we need to quit worrying about what kind of mood a 47 year old Vietnamese man posing as a 23 year old French lingerie model is in and start getting back to the basics of watching videos of 47 year old Vietnamese men playing Crisco Twister with 23 year old French lingerie models.
What the hell is the matter with you guys, anyway?