Posts Tagged ‘homosexuals’

Sex, Guys, And Videotapes

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Okay, this whole post is pretty much about sex, but you’ll see how the title breaks down here. First, the sex… the online, voyeuristic variety… paid for by you…

The work computer of one regional supervisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission showed more than 1,800 attempts to look up pornography in a 17-day span: “It was kind of distraction per se,” he later told investigators.

But he wasn’t alone. More than two dozen SEC employees and contractors over roughly the past two years have faced internal investigations after they were caught viewing pornography on their government computers, according to records obtained by The Washington Times through the Freedom of Information Act and other public documents.

The activities of porn-surfing SEC workers, a small fraction of the overall work force, have been serious enough to warrant a mention in each of the past four semiannual reports sent to Congress by the SEC’s office of inspector general.

Considering how many Ponzi schemes have been going down lately and the rash of rampant, un-checked financial fraud that’s helped cripple the nationit’s economy, it’s really no wonder that the SEC has been sitting around pulling their Zibs.

And now for the guys… the Afghan guys… and their deviant habits. First, the hook from Bouhammer

I have written on here several times about Man-Love Thursdays, the confusion that Afghan men have with sexuality and the rampant number of homosexuals there are amongst the Afghan male population. I have also had many people ask me if there was any truth to the term “man-love Thursday”.

Then supporting evidence from the MSM...

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”

Confused?

Haji Harem

Well, here’s a little snippet from a first hand account from Uncle Jimbo’s site on just how “confusing” it can get…

Sammy asked the indelicate but curiosity causing question of whether the older men took advantage of them in that way, and they were completely non-plussed and said Oh yeah, of course that always happens it is just the way things are.” Sam was a little surprised they were so open about it and then one of them said “There is even a saying about it.

For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat”

That’s not confusing, that’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And now on to the videotapes…

PITTSBORO, N.C. – A judge declared Friday that a former aide to John Edwards was in contempt of court, demanding that he turn over a “personal” videotape being sought by Edwards’ former mistress.

Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones reprimanded Andrew Young in a court hearing Friday but declined to put him in custody. The contempt ruling will be lifted if Young turns over a videotape “of a personal nature” and other items by Wednesday, Jones said.

And by “of a personal nature” what they really mean is ‘they vividly illustrate John Edwards doing to Rielle Hunter in a hotel what he wanted to do to the American people in the White House.” I would love to interview this guy:

Me: So, Mr. Edwards… do you have any videos of your bastard child being born?

Edwards: No… but I’ve got some kickin’ footage of the conception.

You Have The Right To Remain… Faaaaabulous!!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

The following double entendres will not be used in this post (although they almost certainly could be): gun and holster, up against the wall and spread ‘em, copping a feel, full body cavity search, private dick, night stick, billy club, bum rap, penetrating a prostitution ring.

A Newport Township part-time police officer was working as an escort when he was arrested in a prostitution sting at a Wilkes-Barre motel on Friday, according to arrest papers.


Levi Gibbon Jr., 40, of East North Street, Wilkes-Barre, was charged by the state police Organized Crime Unit with a single count of prostitution. He was arraigned before Hanover Township District Judge Joseph Halesey and released on $5,000 bail.
Newport Township Solicitor Richard Shiptoski said Gibbon has been suspended without pay until resolution of the charge, a third-degree misdemeanor.
Gibbon couldn’t be reached for comment on Tuesday.
According to the criminal complaint:
State police and the Luzerne County District Attorney’s Office were involved in a prostitution sting at the Wilkes-Barre Lodge motel on Kidder Street.
An informant told authorities that Gibbon was working as an escort and was to show up at 4 p.m. to meet a client in room 141.
Gibbon, carrying a blue mini cooler, knocked on the door and was greeted by an undercover trooper posing as a client.
Once inside the room, Gibbon discussed with the trooper sexual acts that would be performed for an amount of money, the criminal complaint says.
Gibbon began to undress as he accepted $200 in marked money. A signal was given to surveillance teams, who entered the room and arrested Gibbon.
Police said Gibbon admitted in a written statement that he was working as an escort and expected to receive money for sexual favors, the criminal complaint says.
A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Thursday in Central Court.

I guess when people complain that sometimes the cops really suck, they aren’t kidding.

Well, now that he’s going to jail his business should really start booming… as long as he takes cigarettes as payment.

H/T to TSO… who escaped with only community service under his plea agreement for this sting.

Department Of Redundancy Department

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Um, okay. Was it supposed to be some huge secret until this guy came along and enlightened us?