Posts Tagged ‘goats’

Time For The Friday Demotivators

Friday, February 5th, 2010

The first three are your usual, boilerplate “drop the soap in the shower” types.

I have no idea what this is, but it looks like a penis extension for an artillery piece. I guess normal overcompensation just isn’t good enough for Red Legs… now they need to make the guns look bigger too.

And finally my usual slam on the goat-humping, little boy-buggering, women-abusing Taliban panty-waists.

Lemme know if you like any of them.

Sex, Guys, And Videotapes

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Okay, this whole post is pretty much about sex, but you’ll see how the title breaks down here. First, the sex… the online, voyeuristic variety… paid for by you…

The work computer of one regional supervisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission showed more than 1,800 attempts to look up pornography in a 17-day span: “It was kind of distraction per se,” he later told investigators.

But he wasn’t alone. More than two dozen SEC employees and contractors over roughly the past two years have faced internal investigations after they were caught viewing pornography on their government computers, according to records obtained by The Washington Times through the Freedom of Information Act and other public documents.

The activities of porn-surfing SEC workers, a small fraction of the overall work force, have been serious enough to warrant a mention in each of the past four semiannual reports sent to Congress by the SEC’s office of inspector general.

Considering how many Ponzi schemes have been going down lately and the rash of rampant, un-checked financial fraud that’s helped cripple the nationit’s economy, it’s really no wonder that the SEC has been sitting around pulling their Zibs.

And now for the guys… the Afghan guys… and their deviant habits. First, the hook from Bouhammer

I have written on here several times about Man-Love Thursdays, the confusion that Afghan men have with sexuality and the rampant number of homosexuals there are amongst the Afghan male population. I have also had many people ask me if there was any truth to the term “man-love Thursday”.

Then supporting evidence from the MSM...

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”

Confused?

Haji Harem

Well, here’s a little snippet from a first hand account from Uncle Jimbo’s site on just how “confusing” it can get…

Sammy asked the indelicate but curiosity causing question of whether the older men took advantage of them in that way, and they were completely non-plussed and said Oh yeah, of course that always happens it is just the way things are.” Sam was a little surprised they were so open about it and then one of them said “There is even a saying about it.

For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat”

That’s not confusing, that’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And now on to the videotapes…

PITTSBORO, N.C. – A judge declared Friday that a former aide to John Edwards was in contempt of court, demanding that he turn over a “personal” videotape being sought by Edwards’ former mistress.

Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones reprimanded Andrew Young in a court hearing Friday but declined to put him in custody. The contempt ruling will be lifted if Young turns over a videotape “of a personal nature” and other items by Wednesday, Jones said.

And by “of a personal nature” what they really mean is ‘they vividly illustrate John Edwards doing to Rielle Hunter in a hotel what he wanted to do to the American people in the White House.” I would love to interview this guy:

Me: So, Mr. Edwards… do you have any videos of your bastard child being born?

Edwards: No… but I’ve got some kickin’ footage of the conception.

No You Idiot! I Asked For A METRIC Goat!

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

How much confidence would you feel if your flight was delayed due to technical problems and this was the fix that the airline told you they planned to use to get you back in your seat and flying?

KATHMANDU (Reuters) – Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Nepal Airlines, which has two Boeing aircraft, has had to suspend some services in recent weeks due the problem.

The goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft Sunday at Nepal’s only international airport in Kathmandu in accordance with Hindu traditions, an official said.

Great job trying to fix the “great, flying, iron bird” with your state of the art technology you primitives. It’s no wonder that part of the world considers the least illiterate of the tribe to be the wisest man in the village.

Hey, we’ve got these great tools, technical manuals, and Boeing 24 hour service and support to help us solve these problems we’ve been having… but lets cut up these goats and see if we can fix it that way before we have to fess up that we’re not competent enough to fix a plane without voodoo.

Idiots.