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Russian Cops
Monday, November 21st, 2011
Ladies: Want A Boyfriend?
Monday, July 11th, 2011Then don’t ever, ever act like this raving lunatic right here…
The sad part is that this girl is not un-attractive. She’s just so batshit crazy that there is no way that any self-respecting or even non-self-respecting man would date her for fear of this bunny-boiler tying him up (not in the good way), wedging a 4×4 between his ankles, and hobbling him a la Misery.
So ladies, when you talk like the girl in video number one, we almost immediately think of the lady in video number two. And we don’t date you. In fact, we avoid you. In very pointed fact, we often avoid you like the plague and end up taking out restraining orders against you because we know you will stalk us and eventually try to kill us or set our house on fire or at the very least (and most likely) you will physically assault us and because of the way the laws are written we will end up going to jail for defending ourselves and then you will come to visit us at the jail like we’re dogs in a kennel. So in answer to Miss Unstable 2011′s queery in video number one, no, we don’t like you now. If you get back on your meds we might tolerate you (because let’s face it: crazy chicks are awesomely good in between the sheets when they aren’t cutting the eyes out of all of the pictures of you two together) but until then, please just stay the court-ordered 100 yards minimum distance from us, m’kay?
Tehran Tuesday Titillation
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
Considering the elections in Iran and the turmoil caused by the disputed results thereof (come on, Ahmadinejad won fair and square? Really?), this Tuesday’s selection is dedicated to the Iranian folks that are protesting the election results and fighting the good fight to depose that asshat. This Tuesday’s pick is a home girl of sorts. Her name is Aylar Dianati Lie. 
She is a Norwegian born woman of Iranian parents who got about as far away from the Jihad business as an Iranian girl can get.
Her racy photo shoots are nothing compared to what she does in live action videos (NSFW) or her really naughty modeling assignments (Really and totally NSFW). 
I like to call the pose she is doing above the “Persian Parlor Pout”.
Just the fact that she’s not wearing a head scarf in the picture above could get her beaten and arrested in Iran.
The picture above would have gotten her shot in Iran… married in America, but shot in Iran.
And as you can see, she digs cammo and that’s alright by me. Now just think, she’s only one example of what women can be like behind the Hadji curtain… imagine what we might see if they oust Ahmadinejad and get a moderate in there that’s more concerned with feeding his people instead of arresting them for wanting to have free will? Brahma Beer
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009Best. Beer. Commercials. Evah.
"The One With The Dog."
Thursday, March 19th, 2009This woman is quite possibly one of the dumbest human beings alive… and one of the sickest, too.
The best revenge a scorned woman can get is turning in her boyfriend to the police for the kiddie porn he’s got on his computer. 
The best revenge the boyfriend can get is if that woman didn’t completely delete the videos of her and rover and the jar of peanut butter from the computer before she turned said computer over to the cops. 
Actually, the best revenge is when the police question you about the incident, tell you that they’ve found a couple of videos, ask you if you know which ones they are talking about, and you answer… 
“The one with the dog.” Irony is a lot less merciful toward the stupid, isn’t it?
Read the rest of the story at The Smoking Gun… it is truly mindboggling.
H/T to TSO.
Sniperpalooza II: The Video
Monday, March 16th, 2009
Okay, I have bunch of pics from Sniperpalooza II (aka Shamrock Fest 2009) to post, but I’m having some trouble with my computer (again… A-FRIGGIN’-GAIN! Can you believe this piece of crap!?!?! But I digress…) so in the interim I would like to post something that everyone will enjoy and that is the video of our very own Sniper intern, Evil Succubus, doing Ceann’s Pirate Girl dance. It’s not a long clip, but it does get some very important points across such as:
a) Ceann rocks
b) even a little bit of Ceann rocks
c) Evil Succubus rocks
d) even a little bit of a soaked, hypothermic, and somewhat uncoordinated Evil Succubus rocks
and finally,
q) Sniperpalooza II (nee Shamrock Fest) rocked.
Tragedy
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009FORT LEWIS, Wash. – A 16-year-old girl was found dead and another teenage girl was discovered unconscious in a barracks on this Army base south of Tacoma, the Army said Monday.
In a statement issued about 36 hours after base emergency personnel responded to a 911 call early Sunday morning, Fort Lewis spokesman Joe Piek said a Madigan Army Medical Center doctor declared one girl dead at the scene. The second teen was taken to Madigan for emergency medical care and was reported in stable condition Monday.
Before the IVAW set gets on its high horse and talks about how this kind of thing is symptomatic of an institutional mentality that supports misogyny, violence, and unethical behavior I would like to note the following: this is a tragedy, but this is also isolated. This girl’s death is likely the result of stupidity and/or foul play but it is no way indicative of the Army or its soldiers as a whole. The news lately has been rife with stories of murdered co-eds and college date rape, but higher education as an institution isn’t regularly skewered for its alleged lax moral standards like the military is.
The death of this girl is a tragedy and the responsible party or parties will most likely be found and brought to justice, but those parties will be individuals and do not represent the entire Army nor the values the army espouses.
New Feature Item: Girl Of The Month
Thursday, December 4th, 2008This is November’s GoM… I have no idea who she is, but she is not only hot, but she can simultaneously throw a clay pigeon, shoot it down with a12 gauge, AND belittle her boyfriend for “throwing like a girl”.
Oh, AND she’s wearing a tank top. How much better can you get?
TSO and Skvoznyak Have Just Registered To Vote In Belgium… 20,000 Times Each
Friday, August 3rd, 2007
This lovely young lass is Tania Derveaux. She is a budding politician in Belguim and a member of the NEE party. She has been advertising her campaign on billboards across Belgium dressed only in pieces of a sheet and strategic bodily positioning. She promised (via these billboards) to give Belgian men 400,000 jobs. Of course, men being men, they sent in e-mails requesting that four letters be added to the front of the word “jobs”.
The funniest part is this: she agreed. So, Tania Derveaux, budding politician, member of the NEE party, and public figure, has promised to perform 40,000 acts of oral sex on any man who signs on to her party and votes. All you need to do is fill out this form. For married men and those that are too shy, she has promised to perform those acts in the virtual realm.
Tanis Derveaux. Stunning beauty. Budding politician. Exhausted felatrix. Vote for her… she sucks.
Well, At Least We’re Looking At Substance Over Style
Friday, June 15th, 2007This kind of reminds me of the great and important “boxers vs. briefs” controversy of the Clinton campaign or the decisive “Gee, Jack Kennedy is sooooo cute” debates of the sixties. It’s great that this vacuous bimbo has a crush on Obama, but somehow I’m guessing that she’s a little short on political insight. In fact, I would venture a guess that her bikini in this video has a better grasp of her naughty bits than she does of the issues in this campaign… and that’s not saying much.
Look, whoever you vote for is your business and that’s fine… but vote with your brain and not your genitals, please. It’s important for the country… and voting with your genitals is very un-hygienic.
