Okay, you know that every now and then I issue a Sniper Fatwa to deserving asshats that really need some non-traditional justice. The following bags o’ douche really, really are begging for a sock full of pennies across the face like no others I have seen in a long time.
Our first Fatwa subjects are Gabriel Solis, 29, and his wife, Elsa, 30. Gabriel Solis is serving in the Air Force and they are parents of two children. Sowhy, oh why would I ever issue a Fatwa on our own service members? Well, see for yourself…
A husband and wife stationed at Tinker Air Force Base in Oklahoma are suspected of brutally abusing a 1-year-old boy whose mother left him in their custody while she was fighting for her country in Afghanistan.
Master Sgt. Gary Knight of the Oklahoma City Police told Fox 25 in Oklahoma City that the child has “numerous injuries, including broken ribs,” and that the injuries “appear to have happened over a period of time.” Among the injuries listed in the police report are a broken left shoulder, a lacerated liver, a punctured lung with blood in the abdomen and a large bite mark on the left thigh.
Sorry folks, but in my humble opinion these cretins deserve the pinata treatment. They should be strung up by their ankles and beaten with sticks wielded by parents who have lost their children to violence until all of the goodies burst out and fall on the ground. What? No candy inside? Entrails will do.
Our next Fatwa recipients are these fine citizens…
myFOXDertoit.com Staff – The story of a family’s attempts to taunt a little girl who is dying of Huntington’s Disease , a rare degenerative brain disorder, has sparked a chain reaction around the world. Jennifer Petkov created a photo of 7-year-old Kathleen Edward’s face as part of a ‘skull and crossbones’ and then posted it on Facebook. She posted another doctored photo of Kathleen’s mother, Laura Edward, wrapped in the arms of the grim reaper. Jennifer’s husband Scott Petkov parked a pick up truck with messages of death painted on the side of it and a coffin in the back, in front of Kathleen’s house. All this over a neighhorhood dispute between the Petkov’s and Kathleen’s grandmother, Becky Rose. The couple has since apologized , removed the Facebook posts, dismantled the coffin and painted over the truck.
Yup, where I come from these douchebags would have been aerated already. Luckily they’ve had a taste of vigilante “influence” (you know, egged house, death threats, suspension from work) and now they are at least feigning remorse although we all know it’s a steaming pile of bullshit so people will get off their backs. Notice how their Sons of Anarchy hoodies and a-hole attitudes changed to respectable PTO attire and pseduo-respectful demeanor? Yeah, I’m not buying it either. Oh look, here’s their address.
Address: Jennifer & Scott Petkov
167 Detroit StTrenton, MI 48183-1210
Phone number (has been d/c’d): (734) 479-0776
You know, just in case you’re in the neighborhood and you want to drop by and say “hi”… or “eff you” or just send them your opinions on the matter.
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