Posts Tagged ‘FBI’

They Got One

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

From the Associated Press…

NEW YORK – A U.S. citizen who had recently returned from a five-month trip to his native Pakistan, where he had a wife, was arrested at a New York airport on charges that he drove a bomb-laden SUV meant to cause a fireball in Times Square, federal authorities said.

Faisal Shahzad was on board a Dubai-bound flight at Kennedy Airport when FBI agents and New York Police Department detectives took him into custody late Monday, law enforcement officials said. One official said he claimed to have acted alone.

It’s a good thing they didn’t follow the trail that New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (D’bag-NY) was trying to lay down…

“If I had to guess 25 cents, this would be exactly that. Homegrown, or maybe a mentally deranged person, or somebody with a political agenda that doesn’t like the health care bill or something. It could be anything.”

And if I had to guess, I would say that Bloomberg is an idiot. Now, whose guess do you think is more accurate? Seriously. Your city gets attacked numerous times by Islamist terrorists, a car bomb shows up in Times Square, and the first people you think might be responsible are… homegrown terrorists with a political agenda harboring resentment about health care? Are you f***ing retarded?!? Jesus man! If you catch your neighbor’s dog taking a dump in your front yard over and over again and then you find a pile of dog shit on your lawn are you going to blame your own kids first?!? Mayor Bloomberg, did you spend too much time in the birth canal? Huff one too many cans of spray paint? Take one too many hits off the gravity bong when you were in clown college? The David Carradine method of self-pleasure that you’ve apparently been practicing is taking its toll on your brain cells.

The next time Mr. Bloomberg needs to make a public statement he may want to consider jamming the mike up his crack and farting so he sounds less like an asshole.

BUSTED

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Douchey McChinpubes is in custody! Put one in the win column for the good guys!

When asked for a comment about his arrest, McChinpubes said “I am totally sad and stuff that I won’t be able to make a mockery of the service and sacrifice of US service members by parading around as one when I didn’t earn it… but at least where I’m going suits my lifestyle!”
Now you may be asking yourself, “how does Sniper feel about this?” Well, kinda like this…

Except I don’t dance as well.

H/T to Nixon for the dance video.

What Bin Laden Might Look Like Now…

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Osama bin Laden has aged a little since he was last seen in September 2007 but has put on little or no weight in the arid surroundings of the Afghan-Pakistani border — that, at least, is the assumption made by FBI forensic artists as the agency continues its relentless search for the al-Qaeda leader.

Digitally enhanced photographs have been released showing how he might look today; one in his traditional outfit, the other showing him with trimmed beard and Western clothing.

The ”age-progression images” were produced in the latest effiort to find the elusive al-Qaeda leader. FBI forensic artists modified bin Laden’s facial features to show what they might look like today.

Funny, I think he looks just like Harvey Fierstein. Exactly like Harvey Fierstein, in fact. No, that’s not fair… Harvey Fierstein is more of a man than Osama Bin Laden.

It’s About Damned Time They Did Something

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

NEW YORK – Federal prosecutors took steps Thursday to seize four U.S. mosques and a Fifth Avenue skyscraper owned by a nonprofit Muslim organization long suspected of being secretly controlled by the Iranian government.

In what could prove to be one of the biggest counterterrorism seizures in U.S. history, prosecutors filed a civil complaint in federal court against the Alavi Foundation, seeking the forfeiture of more than $500 million in assets.

The assets include bank accounts; Islamic centers consisting of schools and mosques in New York City, Maryland, California and Houston; more than 100 acres in Virginia; and a 36-story glass office tower in New York.

Confiscating the properties would be a sharp blow against Iran, which has been accused by the U.S. government of bankrolling terrorism and trying to build a nuclear bomb.

Okay, it’s really too late to get any payback for the Tehran hostage debacle, but any time we can take $500 million from Iran I’m all for it. Now if we can just stage an “accident” to happen at one of their enrichment facilities life would be good, good, good. And I’m not picky; a 300 kiloton yield would be a sufficient “accident”.

Now, if Uncle Sugar does seize these properties they will eventually be auctioned off and if they do, I am totally bidding on one and turning into a microbrewery and hot wings joint. I might even make part of it a strip club. That would totally rock. I mean, if a stripper can so some stunts on a pole just imagine what one could do on a minaret! I know I’ll get a lot of business because judging from the 9-11 bombers and the Ft Hood shooter, the adherents to the religion of peace love them some strip clubs and they already know the address. I’ll call the place “Mohammad’s” and my motto will be “Come and get bombed at Mohammads Microbrewery and infidel flesh fest” or maybe “We serve you beer to turn a prophet.” What do ya’ think?

MS-13 Members Indicted

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

If this shows one thing, it is the need for CIR, NOT!

CHARLOTTE — A federal grand jury in Charlotte, N.C., charged 26 members of the violent gang known as MS-13 with federal racketeering and related crimes occurring in the United States and El Salvador, Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey, U.S. Attorney Gretchen C. F. Shappert for the Western District of North Carolina and Assistant Director Kenneth W. Kaiser of the FBI’s Criminal Investigative Division announced today.

The 55-count indictment returned on June 23, 2008, alleges that the defendants conspired to participate in a racketeering enterprise, called La Mara Salvatrucha, or MS-13, in the United States and El Salvador. The indictment alleges that from 2003 to June 2008, the defendants conspired to operate as a gang; committed four murders; formed a drug trafficking conspiracy involving cocaine and marijuana; distributed narcotics; committed multiple robberies; illegally possessed firearms, including in connection with crimes of violence and narcotics offenses; committed acts of extortion and threats of violence; assaulted others, often with deadly weapons; and intimidated witnesses and obstructed justice. One of the gang’s leaders
allegedly exercised a leadership role with respect to various MS-13 gang activities from prison in El Salvador, communicated with MS-13 gang members in the United States and on multiple occasions received money wired by various MS-13 members. The indictment was returned on June 23, 2008, and unsealed today.

“Criminal gangs such as MS-13 increasingly recognize no borders, which means that international cooperation is more important today than it ever was before,” said Attorney General Mukasey. “This case highlights the importance of, and the successes that flow from, such cooperation in the disruption and dismantling of violent international criminal organizations.”

“Gang-related violence and drug trafficking will not be tolerated. The determined efforts of federal, state and local law enforcement to root out gang activity is a top priority,” said U.S. Attorney Shappert. “Together, we will bring to justice those who disregard our laws and threaten our communities. Today’s announcement is not the conclusion. It is just the beginning.”

As alleged in the indictment, the four murders committed by MS-13 members occurred in Greensboro, N.C., and Charlotte. Those involved in the murders received assistance from other MS-13 members in avoiding detection from law enforcement. In addition, MS-13 members discussed plans to murder an individual who they believed was cooperating with law enforcement.

As further alleged in the indictment, MS-13 members were required to commit acts of violence to maintain membership and discipline within the gang, including violence against rival gangs. Participation in criminal activity by an MS-13 member, particularly violent acts directed at rival gangs or as directed by the gang leadership, increased the level of respect accorded that member, resulting in that member maintaining or increasing his position in the gang and possibly resulting in a promotion to a leadership position.

“MS-13 and gangs like it use brutal violence and intimidation to control neighborhoods and further their illegal money-making activities,” said Assistant Director Kenneth W. Kaiser, FBI Criminal Investigative Division. “This indictment sends a resounding message that the MS-13 National Gang Task Force, the Transnational Anti-Gang Initiative, and other efforts of the FBI and our partners in the U.S. and overseas are proving to be effective tools in combating gang violence. Standing together, we are more formidable than any adversary.”

The 26 defendants
named in the indictment include:
Manuel de Jesus Ayala, a/k/a “Chacua”;
Alejandro Enrique Ramirez Umana, a/k/a “Wizard,” “Lobo”;
Heverth Ulises Castellon, a/k/a “Misterio,” “Sailor”;
Julio Cesar Rosales Lopez, a/k/a “Stiler”;
Juan Gilberto Villalobos, a/k/a “Smoke,” “Smokey”;
Elvin Pastor Fernandez-Gradis, a/k/a “Tigre,” “Flaco,” “Juan Alberto Irias,” “Freddy”;
Juan Ruben Vela Garcia, a/k/a “Mariachi”;
Jose Jamilcar Garcia-Bonilla,a/k/a “Psicopata,” “Sicario”;
Yelson Olider Castro-Licona, a/k/a “Diablo”;
Carlos Ferufino-Bonilla, a/k/a “Tigre”;
Nelson Hernandez-Ayala, a/k/a “Sixteen”;
Mario Melgar-Diaz, a/k/a “Nino”;
Alexi Ramos, a/k/a “Pajaro”;
Carlos Roberto Figueroa-Pineda, a/k/a “Drogo”;
Cesar Yoaldo Castillo, a/k/a “Chino”;
Alexander Granados, a/k/a “Gorilon”;
Michael Steven Mena, a/k/a “Cholo”;
Johnny Elias Gonzalez, a/k/a “Solo”;
Jaime Sandoval, a/k/a “Pelon”;
Santos Canales-Reyes, a/k/a “Chicago”;
Jose Efrain Ayala-Urbina, a/k/a “Peligroso”;
Oscar Manuel Moral-Hernandez, a/k/a “Truchon”;
Santos Anibal Caballero Fernandez, a/k/a “Garra”;
Manuel Cruz, a/k/a “Silencioso”;
Javier Molina, a/k/a “Big Psycho,” “Gringo”;
and Mario Guajardo-Garcia, a/k/a “Speedy,” “Iran Guerro-Gomez.”

Many of the defendants are unlawfully present in the
United States
. Fernandez-Gradis and Guajardo-Garcia have also been charged with returning to the United States unlawfully after having been deported.

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Somewhere TSO is wringing his hands, so I need to include this from FBI’s release.

“An indictment is not evidence of guilt. All persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.”

26 down, 10K members to go.

The Keystone Federal Cops

Monday, June 4th, 2007

So, do you need a criminal justice degree to pose as a bad guy and track down and arrest a federal agent who is also posing as a bad guy trying to entrap the first federal agent? Or is the degree more along the lines of theoretical math?

_An undercover ATF agent and informant in Chicago bought a loaded gun from an informant working for the FBI’s Safe Streets task force.

_FBI Safe Streets agents in Atlanta pulled over a member of a U.S. Marshals Service fugitive task force whose car matched the description of a suspect both teams were looking for.

_ATF agents working an undercover sting at a Las Vegas gun show arrested a suspect for illegally buying firearms. The buyer turned out to be an informant working for the FBI — even though the ATF had taken steps to make sure there would be no overlap between federal agencies.

Seriously guys, why don’t you actually take out the bad guys instead of trying to set up elaborate sting operations in which the only “bad guys” that are getting stalked are other federal agents. Here’s a little hint: The real bad guys probably don’t look clean cut… nor do they drive cars with government plates. Oh, and if the “bad” guy’s car doesn’t have government plates, but is a Volvo, he’s probably another agent. And if the “sting” goes down in house where they’re playing Clint Black, it’s also probably not a “real” bad guy.

Just trying to help. Oh, and just out of curiosity… can anyone tell me when the last time the ATF made a bust on Alcohol or Tobacco? I mean, it seems like they do an awful lot of gun busts compared to the booze and smokes… or maybe that’s just the MSM at work again.

As for the guys out there that are doing their LEO jobs day in and day out the right way, thank you.

Lucky He Got A Trial And Not A Tribunal

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

So Dr. Rafiq Abdus Sabir was convicted of providing material support to terrorists by agreeing to treat injured al-Qaida fighters so they could return to Iraq to battle Americans, but he’s contending the whole trial because he claims that he had no idea to whom the term “sheik Osama” was referring and that the FBI agent involved in the sting (a native Arabic speaker) mispronounced the term “al-Qaeda” a dozen times or more.

Hmmm, after the tenth time that the agent allegedly mispronounced “al-Qaeda”, wouldn’t a reasonable and rational man of medicine say something like “pardon me, did you just say ‘al-Qaeda’” or perhaps something like “hey, didn’t al-Qaeda kill thousands of my fellow New Yorkers” or “al-What?!?!” or something like that? I’m going to have to throw the absolute and utter bullshit flag on this one.

Enjoy the next 30 years of your life getting cozy with Bubba “The Baseball Bat” Boohowdy in general population. He loves doing that to terrorist sympathizers which they’ve been doing to the rest of America for so long. Here’s a helpful hint: do stretches and eat oily foods.

Why On Earth Would We Need To Conduct Surveillance WITHIN Our Borders?!? Six Muslim Extremists Were Planning An Attack On Ft. Dix? Oh.

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Yup, that’s right. Six Islamic Radicals, originally from Yugoslavia, were bagged by the FBI (in conjunction with local authorities?) for planning the attack in which they would “kill as many soldiers as possible.” The six were living in Cherry Hill, NJ which is not too far from Ft. Dix and had trained for the attack in the Pocono’s. According to authorities the “Islamic radicals” had been living in the US for quite some time.

All of this begs the question, ““Why don’t all of you “it can’t happen here,” “we shouldn’t eavesdrop within the US,” and “the war on terror is a lie” types shut the hell up and let the grown ups take care of this?” Seriously. It’s about friggin time that you woke up and faced the ugly reality that they are coming for us on our own soil. Oh that’s right… you still think that 9/11 was a conspiracy. Got it. You’re idiots.

Listen up America: It’s blood on their streets or ours… your choice.

Oil Executives And Politicians Trying To Do Something Illegal And Underhanded?!? I Can’t Believe It!!!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

I know, I know… I’m flabbergasted too. I guess even the sacrosanct institutions of petroleum production (and distribution… let’s not leave them out) and legislative bodies are not safe from graft and wanton lust for money and power.

Well, here’s the extremely truncated version of the story: bad oil guys in Alaska get caught trying to pay off politicians in the course of an FBI operation to nab crooked politicians. Oh, and the best part is that the bad guys were pretty much screwing over the general populace of both Alaska AND the US in order to better themselves. Nice, eh? I’ll let you read the rest to get the details.

See, this is what happens when we rely too heavily on domestic oil. In fact, I’m surprised we haven’t heard protests calling for the US to get out of Alaska. Maybe I’ll start one.
(Yes, that was sarcasm.)