Posts Tagged ‘dress’

It’s Tuesday

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

And although I was going to post pics of Jamie and Mrs Sniper I thought better of it… that is until I get more time to photoshop in some stripper poles and the like. But considering that TSO formerly of The Sniper (until his taste improved) and currently of TAH and sundry other blogs and Caro from the USO Girls tied the knot this past weekend I think I should do something to honor that eternal institution so this week’s theme will be sexy wedding attire.This is not what Caro wore.This is also not what Caro wore. Not to the ceremony at least.She may have worn this but only TSO knows… oh, and that realllly intrusive TSA security guard at the airport.Now THIS she did wear. And by “THIS” I mean “shoes”.Again, no idea if she wore this kind of thing… you know, a garter belt.  I do have it on good authority that TSO did though.Umm, yeah. I was trying to think of something pithy to say but the pic above blew my concentration.And as usual the display ends with the garter being removed and/or eaten.

I’ll be in my bunk.

Livin’ The Sniper Lifestyle

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

drunk-babiesjpgCHATTANOOGA, Tenn. —  Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.

The child’s mother, 21-year-old April Wright, tells WTVC-TV the boy “wants to go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.” Wright says she and the boy’s father are going though[sic] a divorce.

You say delinquent, we say prodigy.

It’s A Grunt Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee. From beyond the grave, I f*** with thee…

Dress Greens replaced by green dress.

Dress Greens replaced by green dress.

IT WAS a pact that only a true friend would keep.

Before one of them was sent to fight in Afghanistan for the British Army, they made a deal: If one of them died, the other had to wear a dress to the funeral.

So when Barry Delaney turned up to the graveside funeral of best friend Private Kevin Elliott, he did so wearing a tight fluorescent dress, The Times reports.

The green dress was matched with equally bright pink leg warmers and black hiking boots.

And the best part is that nobody had the stones to even try to make fun of this guy either on the way to or from the funeral. It takes a man to keep a promise to a dead comrade… it takes a real man to keep that promise when it involves something like this. I would ask some of my old combat buddies to do the same for me but I’m sure a few of them will probably show up in a dress anyway so it’s a moot point.

H/T to VT Woody… I’m sure that you would look great in a daring backless.

Larry Craig In A Dress

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

If you can come up with a better title for this picture, please post it in the comments. Another one I thought about was this: “I just started tapping my foot in the airport restroom and the cleaning lady busted in and started going to town!”