And you are too if you laugh when you see these.
According to a Navy memorandum obtained by Navy Times, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus notified Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Gary Roughead that he had selected “John P. Murtha” for the previously unnamed LPD 26. It’s the latest example of the Navy breaking a convention for naming its warships; the previous ships in the San Antonio class have been named for American cities.
And with that, the poor taste rolls…
First, the intro to this week’s Demotivator theme. It’s starting to become an Easter Season tradition: stupid Somali pirates and the sailors who take them out.
NAIROBI, Kenya – The small gang of Somali pirates fired on an approaching ship, hoping their midnight attack would bring them millions in ransom. The ragtag bandits, though, had taken on far more than they could handle: a U.S. warship.
The USS Nicholas, a guided missile frigate, was tracking the pirates when they opened fire early Thursday in Indian Ocean waters, the U.S. military said. The Nicholas, which saw combat in the first Gulf War, returned fire and disabled the skiff.
Navy personnel later boarded and detained three suspects. The Americans found two more bandits on a nearby mothership and later sank the skiff.
So, you really have to be pretty much retarded to attack a US Navy ship when you’re most lethal weaponry is second hand Soviet Army surplus and your best means of transportation is a skiff, right? Well, they are. And I want to personally thank the US Navy for helping skim the global gene pool by repeatedly taking these guys out in one way or another. With that said, here are you Friday demotivators…
As always, please pick your fave and feel free to disburse amongst your friends…. just do me a favor and gimme a link back.
Choice number 1
Choice number 2
And choice number 3. Lemme know which one you like best.
More specifically, male figure skating demotivators… more specifically still, Johnny Weir demotivators. 
I really do respect the guy’s athletic prowess, but for Chrissakes the guy makes Liberace and Perez Hilton look like Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson.
Well, he might bring home grandchildren to his mom… well, if the cells in his hemorrhoids start to spontaneously divide and multiply. Wait, that’s rectal cancer… scratch that.
Seriously guy. Gay called… he wants his unitard back.
In all fairness, I think he totally got screwed out of another medal this year. He skated his worn-out, prolapsed, quite-possibly-HIV-positive ass off and they gave it to the Russian Rue Paul that skated with all the grace, skill, and fluidity of an effeminate C-3PO. Pricks.
By the way, for all of you purists that think that figure skating shouldn’t be in the Olympics… it was actually in the Olympic games before the Winter Olympics even existed. It was a summer sport at the turn of the 20th century.
H/T to Dave for the grandchildren quip.
And by “VD” I mean “Valentines Day”. 
Go get your love on with your bad self… and for a lot of you, it probably will be with your bad self.
You should probably know the deal by now…
The first three are your usual, boilerplate “drop the soap in the shower” types.
I have no idea what this is, but it looks like a penis extension for an artillery piece. I guess normal overcompensation just isn’t good enough for Red Legs… now they need to make the guns look bigger too.
And finally my usual slam on the goat-humping, little boy-buggering, women-abusing Taliban panty-waists.
Lemme know if you like any of them.
Just some demos. Not taking a stand, just making a funny.
That’s all today.
You know the deal…
pick the favorite out of the three similar ones…
and just cringe and/or laugh at the last ones.
Man, I should probably get some professional help.
You people are sick, sick, sick. Nice to meet you.
I came across these pics last night in an old “Army pics” file and thought I could have some very, very sick fun with them so I turned them into demotivators. I would like to thank the guy that gave me the idea for the title… but I don’t think he wants his name mentioned. If he does, I’m sure he’ll let us know.
You’re going to have to choose the best caption from the repeat pictures…
or…
or maybe…
And last but not least (well, maybe least) this gem…
Let the hate mail roll…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice just isn’t gonna happen…
Four suspected pirates in a skiff attacked the ship again on Wednesday around 6:30 a.m. local time, firing on the ship with automatic weapons from about 300 yards (meters) away, a statement from the U.S. Fifth Fleet in Bahrain said.
An on-board security team repelled the attack by using evasive maneuvers, small-arms fire and a Long Range Acoustic Device, which can beam earsplitting alarm tones, the fleet said.
It must suck having your ears ripped up by sonic weapons while your boat is ripped up by conventional ones. I mean, we wouldn’t know but I bet the Somalis are becoming some real experts at getting cut up by ships flying US flags. By the way, if there are any Somali pirates reading this: thank you very much for playing and we have some lovely parting gifts for you back stage. Oh, and you’re a bunch of little bitches.
So I missed Airborne Day. Sorry, I’m a leg. But here are a couple of demos to make up for it…
Have a good one paratroopers… and thanks for the freedom.
