Posts Tagged ‘CA’

The Massive Pussification Of America Rolls On Like Stephen Hawking In A Marathon

Thursday, March 3rd, 2011

ATHERTON, Calif. – A California school teacher was placed on paid administrative leave after he rattled a table to get the attention of his math students, startling an eighth-grade girl who used her cell phone to call police.

Atherton police Sgt. Tim Lynch tells the Palo Alto Daily News that officers went to Selby Lane School Tuesday afternoon because of reports a teacher was causing a disturbance.

Officers found a calm teacher with class in session.

The sergeant says the teacher’s table-rattling startled a student and she used her cell phone to call 911. He says other students in the class weren’t bothered by the teacher’s actions.

Allow me to translate for you: “I don’t like the teacher and I was screwing off or doing something that, in 1965, would have gotten me expelled or excommunicated or executed or something and I got all pissy because the teacher violated my “personal space” and upset my chakras or some shit and demonstrated what an ass I was by rattling my desk to break me from my day dream in which I was gagging on Justin Bieber’s DNA sampler while the Jonas Brothers hermetically sealed me.”

Of course, that’s just a guess, but I am guessing that a) no kid has ever been so frightened as to call 911 on his teacher, b) the “rattling” was nothing to cause alarm, c) she had an axe to grind, and d) she is a spoiled little shit that probably didn’t get nearly enough discipline or attention from daddy.

More Blameless Society

Friday, August 15th, 2008

VENTURA, California — The family of a gay teenager who was fatally shot in class blames the school district for allowing their son to wear makeup and feminine clothing to school — factors the family claims led to the death.

The parents and brother of 15-year-old Larry King of Oxnard filed a personal injury claim against the Hueneme school district seeking unspecified damages for not enforcing the dress code, The Ventura County Star reported.
So let me get this straight (pardon the pun), Junior wears a dress and makeup to school and it’s the school’s fault that he was dressed that way? I feel sorry for any of the kid’s loved ones that suffered because of this, but if your kid is dressing like Priscilla Queen of the Desert and you let them walk out the door like that, the only people to blame for whatever happens to him because of his attire are you and the kid’s attacker. Besides, if the school had told him that he was violating the dress code, they probably would have gotten sued by the ACLU for violating his civil liberties including his right to self expression, his right to freedom of speech, and his right to bare arms sticking out of a lovely little cashmere cardigan.
His parents, Dawn and Gregory King, said faculty members knew their son had “unique vulnerabilities” and was subject to abuse because of his sexual orientation.
King was a ward of the court and living at a shelter for abused, neglected and emotionally troubled children at the time of the shooting.
Ahhhh, now I see where this is going. The parents abused the kid to the point where he went bat[IVAW] crazy and now they’re trying to cash in on his early demise due to their poor parenting skills. Nice. Really nice. A$$hats.

Since When Do We Have To Bribe People To Obey The Law?

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

And since when did the currency of the land become frozen turkey? Read on…
(AP) Sober drivers passing through a DUI checkpoint in Salinas will be getting the bird. Up to 300 turkeys will be given to drivers who successfully pass through the sobriety checkpoint Tuesday. The location for the DUI checkpoint isn’t being disclosed.

The Salinas Police Department and the Safe Teens Empowerment Project in Salinas are joining forces in the turkey giveaway.
Nice. You have to figure that those birds cost at least ten bucks a piece even after the bulk and police/charity discounts. So that’s about three grand to bribe people to do what they’re supposed to be doing anyway. How about this, the government bribes us and we won’t double park in D.C.? This is just about the dumbest thing I’ve heard of in a long time… besides Giuliani’s virtual fence, Hillary’s on again/off again licensing of illegals, and CIR.

Gigantic Globs Of NAACP Convenient Racism Crap

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Okay, three guys break into a house. These same guys rampage through the house demanding pot (the father in this house had a prescription for both marijuana and some other prescription medications to treat depression). The family refuses so they start to beat the man’s stepson with a baseball bat (he suffered brain damage as a result of the attack) until the man gets his gun and shoots two of them, killing them dead in their tracks. The surviving member of the gang was charged with murder under a little known California law called The Provocative Act doctrine which does not require the prosecution to prove the intent to kill, only that “they have to show that it was reasonably foreseeable that the criminal enterprise could trigger a fatal response from the homeowner.”

So, if you go rampaging through a house and start beating someone’s kid with a baseball bat, it is fairly reasonable that you should expect the homeowner to try to defend his family with deadly force (at least it is in my house), right? And if the previous statement is correct, then it should be reasonable to assume that you should be tried for murder under The Provocative Act doctrine, right? Well, not according to the NAACP. According to the NAACP the homeowner should be tried for murder and this is just another case of racism. You know, the white man (the homeowner defending his family) keeping the black man (in this case a trio of marauding thugs wielding a deadly weapon, screaming for drugs, and beating your son almost to death) down.

You know, racism does exist. The problem is that jackasses such as the ones trying to paint this clear cut case of self defense as racism are the primary propagators of racism. They make their living off of the controversy spawned by spinning cases of violent crime into tales of injurious injustice. If there is no injustice, these carpet baggers don’t make any money. For the NAACP, racism is just good business… at least it is in this case.

And before any bigots start posting their own racist comments, please bear in mind that I am not in any way, shape, or form trying to malign anyone with a darker skin tone than I have (which is pretty much everyone on the planet including a few albinos). I’m attacking the actions of a misguided and partially anachronistic organization, not the demographic it seeks to aid and represent (the vast majority of which are decent, law abiding citizens).

Say What?!?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Okay, I don’t smoke. I used to smoke, but I quit a while ago and that’s that. I am not, however, one of those rabid, reformed, anti-smokers that a lot of former smokers turn into. That being said, I think it’s your own business if you trash your health (as long as I don’t end up footing the bill… bear with me here…). Sooo, as long as cigarettes are legally sold in America and smoking hasn’t been outlawed here, it should be perfectly fine to smoke in your own apartment or condo, right? Wrong… well, wrong if you live in certain areas of the People’s Republic of California. Read on…

BELMONT, Calif. — Officials in Belmont have given final approval to a new smoking ban that is considered to be one of the toughest in the nation.
After a late push to ease some of the restrictions, the Belmont City Council voted Tuesday to pass the anti-smoking ordinance.
Prohibitions on smoking in parks and other public places will take effect in 30 days. The ordinance’s most hotly contested elements — which ban smoking inside apartments and condominiums — won’t be enforced for another 14 months.
Sorry folks, that’s too much of Big Brother sticking his nose in where it doesn’t belong, namely your homes. Oh, but legalizing pot is okay.