Posts Tagged ‘buggery’

Sex, Guys, And Videotapes

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Okay, this whole post is pretty much about sex, but you’ll see how the title breaks down here. First, the sex… the online, voyeuristic variety… paid for by you…

The work computer of one regional supervisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission showed more than 1,800 attempts to look up pornography in a 17-day span: “It was kind of distraction per se,” he later told investigators.

But he wasn’t alone. More than two dozen SEC employees and contractors over roughly the past two years have faced internal investigations after they were caught viewing pornography on their government computers, according to records obtained by The Washington Times through the Freedom of Information Act and other public documents.

The activities of porn-surfing SEC workers, a small fraction of the overall work force, have been serious enough to warrant a mention in each of the past four semiannual reports sent to Congress by the SEC’s office of inspector general.

Considering how many Ponzi schemes have been going down lately and the rash of rampant, un-checked financial fraud that’s helped cripple the nationit’s economy, it’s really no wonder that the SEC has been sitting around pulling their Zibs.

And now for the guys… the Afghan guys… and their deviant habits. First, the hook from Bouhammer

I have written on here several times about Man-Love Thursdays, the confusion that Afghan men have with sexuality and the rampant number of homosexuals there are amongst the Afghan male population. I have also had many people ask me if there was any truth to the term “man-love Thursday”.

Then supporting evidence from the MSM...

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”

Confused?

Haji Harem

Well, here’s a little snippet from a first hand account from Uncle Jimbo’s site on just how “confusing” it can get…

Sammy asked the indelicate but curiosity causing question of whether the older men took advantage of them in that way, and they were completely non-plussed and said Oh yeah, of course that always happens it is just the way things are.” Sam was a little surprised they were so open about it and then one of them said “There is even a saying about it.

For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat”

That’s not confusing, that’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And now on to the videotapes…

PITTSBORO, N.C. – A judge declared Friday that a former aide to John Edwards was in contempt of court, demanding that he turn over a “personal” videotape being sought by Edwards’ former mistress.

Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones reprimanded Andrew Young in a court hearing Friday but declined to put him in custody. The contempt ruling will be lifted if Young turns over a videotape “of a personal nature” and other items by Wednesday, Jones said.

And by “of a personal nature” what they really mean is ‘they vividly illustrate John Edwards doing to Rielle Hunter in a hotel what he wanted to do to the American people in the White House.” I would love to interview this guy:

Me: So, Mr. Edwards… do you have any videos of your bastard child being born?

Edwards: No… but I’ve got some kickin’ footage of the conception.

And The Horse You Rode In On

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Accused Horse MolesterLiterally…

CONWAY, S.C. – A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse’s owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer. He apologized to the woman and to himself after admitting to buggery at the Horry County courthouse.

“I’m sorry about what I’ve done. I didn’t mean to do it. It’s my fault. I’m sorry for what I’ve done to myself,” Vereen said during Wednesday’s court hearing.

Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen’s assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Rodell Vareen for buggering that horse not once, but twice and getting caught not once, but twice. You just can’t make this stuff up because no one would believe that anyone was sick, crazy, or stupid enough to get caught screwing a horse twice in the same barn. I really love the part where he said “I didn’t mean to do it.” Now I’ve been in a lot of barns and rode a lot of horses and not once have I accidentally ever screwed one. Not once. I don’t think anyone ever “didn’t mean to” screw a horse and ended up screwing it anyway. It’s not like you can just accidentally walk into horse vagina while you’re piddling around in a barn unless of course you’re an eight foot tall nudist suffering from priapism and glaucoma.There is no such thing as “accidental horse humping”.

The story goes on to say that the horses owner became suspicious that something was wrong when the horse started getting infections and acting strangely. I’m guessing the horse was probably walking around disappointed and dissatisfied because let’s face it; no matter how massive you think you are guys, you’re just deluding yourselves if you think you can satisfy a horse.