Posts Tagged ‘BS’

Three Feet Of Global Warming Expected

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

This is me shoveling my driveway for the fourth time today. Mrs. Sniper took two turns shoveling too. I usually use one of the big “plow” shovels but at this particular moment I’m using the small shovel to get the steps. By the time I finished shoveling the whole driveway another two inches had fallen and I had to do another quick shovel.

The next person to mention global warming to me is cordially invited to kiss my ass and then come over and finish shoveling out my driveway. They’re calling for up to three feet and I think we’ll get every inch of it considering how much we’ve gotten so far.

Are You A Terrorist?

Friday, December 18th, 2009

If you don’t register your firearms like a good little subject you are according to this sign at Ft. Benning…

terroristMore at the Liberty Zone. Nidal Hassan didn’t have his gun registered… does that mean we can finally start calling him a terrorist officially?

Freezing My Butt Off In All This Global Warming

Friday, December 11th, 2009

COPENHAGEN (AFP) – European leaders met Thursday to discuss billions of dollars of aid for developing countries to battle global warming in a bid to increase pressure for a deal at the UN climate summit.

Europe has sought to establish itself at the forefront of the climate campaign and a summit of European Union leaders was expected to produce a promise of six billion euros (nine billion dollars) to help poorer nations between 2010-2012.

ANNNNND….

BUFFALO, N.Y. – A deadly, windy storm that tortured a wide swath of the country for days threatened to drop a foot or more of snow on parts of New York, Pennsylvania and New England Thursday before finally blowing off the coast of Maine.

Commuters from Des Moines to Chicago braced for single digit temperatures and icy roads, while wind chill values as low as negative 25 were forecast for parts of Wisconsin, Iowa and Illinois.

As for me I’ll be off working on a roof with my buddy in this 21 degree global warming and freezing my anthropogenic climate change denying ass off all day. Have a good Friday folks and stay warm. Oh, and by the way, China and India are considered “developing countries”. Enjoy the irony.

The Captiously Gormless Pusillanimously Persecute A Preux Patriot

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

270057-sawn_off_shotgun_superWhat the hell is an honest Joe supposed to do? This happened in Britain…

A former soldier who handed a discarded shotgun in to police faces at least five years imprisonment for “doing his duty”.

Paul Clarke, 27, was found guilty of possessing a firearm at Guildford Crown Court on Tuesday – after finding the gun and handing it personally to police officers on March 20 this year.

The jury took 20 minutes to make its conviction, and Mr Clarke now faces a minimum of five year’s imprisonment for handing in the weapon.

This is the problem with so called “zero tolerance” laws as well as gun control laws. This guy just wanted to turn in an illegal weapon, and he got busted for doing so. If you read the rest of the story you’ll see that his defense attorney makes a pretty compelling case for him but the guy still got five years none the less. With this as a precedent, I wonder how many people are going to be handing in any weapons they run across in the future. I know I wouldn’t This is exactly why I live in America… oh, and the food’s better and I don’t have to drive on the wrong side of the road. I will admit that they have a better selection of beer, but apparently they need it due to their lack of attractiveness (hey, I don’t make up the facts, I just report them).

H/T to VT Woody

Nothing To See Here… Move Along

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Over at The Burn Pit there is an interesting article on Stolen Valor. As you may or may not know, Stolen Valor is the term used to describe soldiers and/or civilians making up phony military resumes, trumping up awards, and generally lying about their service (or lack thereof). It’s not just insulting to soldiers, marines, sailors, and airmen… it’s now against the law. Wearing medals, badges, ribbons, rank, etc that you didn’t earn while trying to claim you did is a violation of federal law. And if that is the case, why isn’t the US Attorney for Colorado prosecuting these cases?

The FBI said that they were told not to prosecute and that the order came from the US Attorney… but why would he do that? Here’s an interesting tidbit: the highest profile Stolen Valor case right now in Colorado is against Rick Duncan (actual name: Rick Strandlof) who is a phony vet. So what’s the big deal? Well, he was not only not only a phony vet, but the mouthpiece for VoteVets out in CO. VoteVets, as you may know, is a “veterans’ advocacy” group that is only slightly less politically polarized than the KGB. I have never seen them not toe the Democratic Party line and that’s fine as long as you’re not touting yourself as a non partisan organization… which they do. So this group with strong ties to a political party would really rather not have their name dragged through the mud by being associated with this guy (who was so obviously phony that he said he had a finger shot off in Iraq… despite having all ten fingers when he said it) who should be getting tried and convicted of Stolen Valor… so what? Well, who is running the show out in Colorado? Anyone that VoteVets supports? Anyone that supports VoteVets? Nawwww, couldn’t be. That’s political underhandedness and only the other guys do that.