The first three are your usual, boilerplate “drop the soap in the shower” types.
I have no idea what this is, but it looks like a penis extension for an artillery piece. I guess normal overcompensation just isn’t good enough for Red Legs… now they need to make the guns look bigger too.
And finally my usual slam on the goat-humping, little boy-buggering, women-abusing Taliban panty-waists.
Lemme know if you like any of them.
“It’s very difficult to find parking around here, and this option is better for our environment,” said Thomas Goetz, who owns the brothel Maison d’Envie, or House of Desire.
Local residents in Prenzlauer Berg — a part of former East Berlin now home to scores of trendy boutiques, restaurants and clubs — had staunchly supported the Green party in recent elections and have welcomed the bordello’s offer to emphasize the environment.
Other planet saving initiatives by the bordello include:
1. Washing and reusing condoms
2. Attaching small, hydroelectric generators that run off a stream of urine during Golden Showers
3. Employing ugly prostitutes so patrons will prefer to have sex with the lights off
4. Offering “whore pooling” so that one prostitute won’t be inefficiently squandered by only one patron at a time
5. Re-purposing old food oil and fuel oil as lubricant
6. Capturing the sweat off of their clients heaving bodies for use in watering hydroponic soy bean gardens
7. Simply removing the bicycle seats and every other cobblestone in their courtyard for their gay clientelle
8. Shearing the German hookers once a quarter and using all of that excess hair as home insulation (thereby reducing their heating costs by half!)
9. Herbal chlamydia wraps
And finally…
10. Using only one square of toilet paper after scat play.
Nine states, 30 people, illegal immigration, child prostitution, and a slew of other charges… not a huge surprise that the US Census has cut all ties with ACORN (which, let’s face it, wasn’t a very good idea anyway) and that Congress (led by a lot a of folks that until very recently were warm and cozy with ACORN) has cut off federal funding. Now the Obama White House is trying to distance itself from ACORN. Sorry Charlie, you’re kind of stuck with the stigma now… but good luck on that. Let me know how that works for ya’.
The head of ACORN is howling “entrapment” and harping on the legality of the secret taping to try to deflect the heat. Well, I’ll go back on the old adage that “you can’t cheat an honest man”. Don’t bitch about the legality of taping when your workers are willingly involving themselves in conspiracy to successfully establish a brothel made up almost exclusively from child prostitutes illegally smuggled from El Salvador and then giving advice on how to set it up as a tax shelter.
Go to Big Government to see the videos from the five (and counting) ACORN sites that they stung on camera. It’s damning at best.
WARSAW (Reuters) – A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
NEW ORLEANS — Sen. David Vitter, who publicly apologized after being linked to an alleged prostitution ring in Washington, D.C., was once a client of a high-priced New Orleans brothel, a former madam said Tuesday.
Saying he was a “decent man” who appeared to be in need of company when he visited the brothel, Jeanette Maier added unexpected details to a scandal enveloping the first-term Republican.
Now, I’ve said this several times before and I’ll say it again now… I really don’t what anyone does to get their jollies or with whom as long as they’re both consenting adults. What gets me is that some people act “oh so holier than thou” when they preach the whole concept of “bang who you want, when you want” themselves. In short, don’t complain about the guy using a hooker to get what he can’t get at home when you’re supporting the same concept as a matter of policy. If you want to say that he broke the law, go for it… but make sure that you are without guilt before you cast that first stone.
Can anyone say “Bill Clinton”? And before some twit tries to say that he didn’t break any laws, remember that adultery is illegal in DC. Oh, and interfering with an investigation, obstruction of justice, and perjury are, too (what is the definition of “is” and I did not have sex with that woman)… you know, the same things for which Scooter Libby got nailed.
Yes folks, I’m back, with another fun and fact filled list of words to use for this weekend.
coprophagous /ko PROF uh gus/ adj * Dung Eating
Dillon, being the coprophagous little pissant that he was, didn’t realize that the QRF was not supposed to be stationed at the brothel.
elumbated /el UM bay ted/ adj * Weak in the loins
Despite enjoying the profligate, numerous and passionate attentions of his new girlfriend, TSO returned from Worchester without a hint of being elumbated, notwithstanding the bow-legged manner of his gait.
knipperdollin / nip er DOLL in/ n * A fanatical idiot
While higher ups often suspected he was counterproductive in his zeal, Blake’s men knew he was in actuality merely a knipperdollin.
As always, I have constructed these sentences on the spot, and they should not be construed as referring to any real persons or events.
One bordello, hoping to stave off falling demand in the economic crisis, has begun offering discounts to customers who pedal bicycles to the door.
