This is me shoveling my driveway for the fourth time today. Mrs. Sniper took two turns shoveling too. I usually use one of the big “plow” shovels but at this particular moment I’m using the small shovel to get the steps. By the time I finished shoveling the whole driveway another two inches had fallen and I had to do another quick shovel.
The next person to mention global warming to me is cordially invited to kiss my ass and then come over and finish shoveling out my driveway. They’re calling for up to three feet and I think we’ll get every inch of it considering how much we’ve gotten so far.
We got somewhere in the neighborhood of 18-20 inches of the white stuff. The last time the words “18-20 inches” and “white ” were used in the same sentence in Virginia was when John Holmes passed through in the late 1980’s. This is the biggest storm to hit Virginia in 150 years. That’s right, there hasn’t been this much snow in a single snowfall since the 1800’s. Kind of blows the global warming panic mongers’ arguments right out the window, doesn’t it. It must have been pretty hard for the president to reconcile returning home from a climate change conference where he was trying to give away 100 billion dollars of our tax dollars to fight global warming and stepping off Air Force One into almost two feet of snow.
