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Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse’s owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer. He apologized to the woman and to himself after admitting to buggery at the Horry County courthouse.
“I’m sorry about what I’ve done. I didn’t mean to do it. It’s my fault. I’m sorry for what I’ve done to myself,” Vereen said during Wednesday’s court hearing.
Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen’s assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar.
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank Rodell Vareen for buggering that horse not once, but twice and getting caught not once, but twice. You just can’t make this stuff up because no one would believe that anyone was sick, crazy, or stupid enough to get caught screwing a horse twice in the same barn. I really love the part where he said “I didn’t mean to do it.” Now I’ve been in a lot of barns and rode a lot of horses and not once have I accidentally ever screwed one. Not once. I don’t think anyone ever “didn’t mean to” screw a horse and ended up screwing it anyway. It’s not like you can just accidentally walk into horse vagina while you’re piddling around in a barn unless of course you’re an eight foot tall nudist suffering from priapism and glaucoma.There is no such thing as “accidental horse humping”.
The story goes on to say that the horses owner became suspicious that something was wrong when the horse started getting infections and acting strangely. I’m guessing the horse was probably walking around disappointed and dissatisfied because let’s face it; no matter how massive you think you are guys, you’re just deluding yourselves if you think you can satisfy a horse.
