Prepare to feel the awesome…
A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to “Biggest Dick” in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.
Wow. Just wow. I am totally changing my name to Ackbar Zib. As long as I’m pissing off jihadis, I want to really piss off jihadis. So from now on I will no longer answer to my current name (Phineas Whipsnark Dinglecrotch III)… I will only answer to Ackbar Zib. Oh, and whenever I hear a jihadi say Allahu Ackbar I will immediately respond thus: “Zib”.
H/T to the intrepid Jonn Lilyea at This Ain’t Hell
