So there is this uber-rich tycoon (as if there are any other variety of tycoon) in Hong Kong that is willing to pony up $65,000,000 to any guy that can sweep his daughter off her feet, woo her (no, that is not her name), and marry her. Now, when I hear this my first thought is immediately this: the girl must look like a goalie for a dart team and a good one at that. But she’s not. She’s actually pretty much a smoke show.
In fact, there’s really no “pretty much” about it; she’s hot.
So that leads me to an almost inescapable conclusion:
Seriously. There is no way you can get the trifecta of hot, rich, AND lack of show stopper with this girl. She’s either the most unbearable, unholy, stark-raving bitch on the face of the planet, or her ginch smells like a pre-clean up Super Fund Site. You know, like Admiral Akbar up there?
Anywho, if you want more pics or more details, I found this at the Chive where I waste far too much time.
Tags: daughter, gorgeous, Hong Knog, Hot, possibly smells like admiral ackbar, rich, smoke show, tycoon
From what i read the catch is she bats for the other team. You would have to convert her to a switch hitter.
She’s a lesbian
http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/26/14114021-hong-kong-playboy-tycoon-offers-65-million-to-find-husband-for-lesbian-daughter?lite
I could turn her. I am THAT much of a man.
And I have rohypnol.
There’s no catch. Someone has to WOO her–sweep her off her feet. Not just obsess over her.
Oct 1. Really? October 1 is the last post?