The Sniper

Yeah, you know what I mean. Alllll of you parents out there run it JUST like this in your heads:

What? It’s 11-fucking-o-fucking-clock and you are STILL up? No, I don’t give a shit if you’re not tired. Can you not see that I’ve been feeding your mom Mai Tais all night long and we’re watching Cinemax? Do you have any idea how close I am to getting some here? No? Too bad: get the fuck back in bed, shut the fuck up, and go the fuck to sleep.

But you run it in real life like this:

Go to bed or I’ll kill you.

Yeah, it’s not quite as poignant, but you get the idea. Wait, what? You don’t say that to your kids?

Oh.

Um…

Me neither.

Oh, and you can actually buy the book here.

H/T B5

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