Okay, I have done some really bone-headed things during my military career, but this takes the cake. Captain Owen Honors, the former XO of the Enterprise turned CO of the Enterprise (soon to be former CO of the Enterprise), made some videos for the morale of the ship but didn’t have the foresight to think that mayyyyyybe somebody might get offended and send one of these clips to the news. The content of these videos? Well…
In one scene, two female Navy sailors stand in a shower stall aboard the aircraft carrier, pretending to wash each other. They joke about how they should get six minutes under the water instead of the mandated three.
You can watch the movie in question yourself below.
His most egregious offense of all? Using Jefferson Starship’s “We Built This City” as part of his sound track. I mean, really. Starship? We Built This City? Really? I can take off-color jokes, sexual content, swearing, offensive material, and even a certain amount of conduct unbecoming an officer, but when you cross the line and use Jefferson Starship in your soundtrack, you’ve gone too far.
Hasta la vista Naval career. Can you say Captain Dumbass?
P.S. I loved the videos, by the way and if Capt Honors ever wants to blog here he has an open invite.
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