A place where I used to work in WV was about 2 miles from a handful of Strip Clubs. And each one was either next to or across the street from a school. The joke was that clubs were located so that the moms could drop off the kids on the way to work.
This might be a little too close…
Pioneer School Strip Club may sound funny to some, but many residents in the town of Neoga, Illinois, are’t too pleased that a former elementary school has become a strip club.
Pole dancers now writhe where teachers once stood, and the faces of leering patrons those of bright young students who came to the Pioneer School to learn their three R’s.
The club is now drawing protestors as well as patrons nightly at the old school building, which was sold by the Neoga school district in 2002 for $36,800.
The strip club owners renamed the place The School House strip club just six months ago, reports UPI.
The former cafeteria hosting topless dancers and the former teacher’s lounge serving as the VIP room for lap dances, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday.
The walls are hung with multiplication tables, chalkboard, a history of U.S. presidents and a poster titled “Class Rules” that reads “Keep hands off dancers.” One entrance has been fenced off for a smoking area, and a sign near the back door reads “No Hard Liquor,” reports the dailyherald.com.
I like it. I’m ‘Hot for Teacher’!!!