Putting The “Treasure” Back In Treasure Trail

April 19th, 2010 by The Sniper

You can file this in the “some people just have wayyyy too much time and wayyyy too much money on their hands” department.

Jennifer Love Hewitt recently decorated her nether regions with Swarovski crystals, turning her naughty bits into — her words — a “pink disco ball.”

It’s called Vajazzling. Like Bedazzling, you know? That infomercial about putting rhinestones on your clothes? Only this is no denim vest enhanced by a handheld machine that you can get for just $19.95 if you call right now. With vajazzling, you go into a high-end salon, get waxed bare, and are bejewled below the belt.

I have never, ever wanted to get a “grill”, but if I can get one by proxy this way I could be persuaded to change my mind.Just watch out that you don’t chip a toof.

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2 Responses to “Putting The “Treasure” Back In Treasure Trail”

  1. avatar Justthisguy says:

    I have read about this, but fortunately, my low-level internet connection does not allow me to see the images of this thing. I think that ordinary un-decorated pussy is marvelous, and quite good enough for anybody.

  2. avatar UpNorth says:

    If Jennifer wants to get “vajazzled”, the least she can do is show us how it looks.

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