Well Isn’t That Ironic?

March 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

Sen Roy Ashburn: “I hate gays I hate gays I hate gays I just blew a guy in a gay bar and I liked it I hate gays.”

Joining a long list of Republican legislators with a history of opposing gay rights legislation who turn out to have gay – ahem -sympathies, is State Sen. Roy Ashburn, who represents parts of central and Southern California.

According to Sacramento-based CBS13, Ashburn was “was arrested for allegedly driving drunk after leaving Faces, a gay nightclub in midtown Sacramento, early Wednesday morning. The California Highway Patrol pulled over Senator Roy Ashburn at 2:00 a.m. Wednesday after an officer noticed a black Chevy Tahoe swerving at 13th and L Streets.”

Okay, now that’s some funny right there. That would be like me screaming from the top of my lungs that I hate beer, hot wings, and scantily clad women and then getting caught walking out of Hooters. What a friggin’ hypocrite. I’ve said it a billion times before… I don’t care what floats your boat as long as it doesn’t sink mine, but don’t bitch about the boat I’m sailing when it looks exactly like yours either.

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5 Responses to “Well Isn’t That Ironic?”

  1. avatar AW1 Tim says:

    You know what separates the Republicans from the leftists, though? Republicans will resign their seats and get on with their lives. They will do the honorable thing and fall on their own swords.

    The leftists? they will complain about profiling, being st up by the cops, check into
    rehab, and do everything possible to deflect the attention from their actions.

    Republicans can be a fallible as any leftist, but, by and large, they can do the honorable thing, whereas the leftists couldn’t care less.

    Yes, Virginia, there is a difference between the parties.

  2. avatar UpNorth says:

    But, but, he was only doing “research”. Senator, meet my friend, Research Johnson.

  3. avatar Uplinktruck says:

    I like that, “I don’t care what floats your boat as long as it doesn’t sink mine, but don’t bitch about the boat I’m sailing when it looks exactly like yours either.”

    In fact, I think I’ll start using it.

  4. avatar The Sniper says:

    That’s me… the trend setter.

  5. avatar Asking for Evidence says:

    Hy-po-crisy! Hy-po-crisy! Bad for you but good for me! Hypocrisy! Yay! Also, I suspect honor is as rare or even more so among politicians as it is everywhere else.

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