The Sniper

Along comes this douchebag…

What, am I wrong for calling an Army General in full regalia a douchebag? Well, I would be if it were actually an Army General instead of a poseur claiming to be an Army General at a public function. This is Michael Patrick McManus Chan… aka Douchey McChinpubes. Here he is in his natural habitat…

Apparently General McChinpubes is not only a three time Combat Infantryman and Knight of the British Empire and Personal body guard to Colin Powell and DLI trained German linguist and Special Forces black ops specialist and Psychiatrist, he’s also one of the guys from REM’s “Losing My Religion” video.

Where did we get this guy? Well, he showed up at Democrat Annise Parker’s victory party last month in Houston. “Why did he show up in a General’s uniform” you might ask? Perhaps he was pushing for a repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”? Well, Annise Parker is openly lesbian and it would be a political statement to out yourself at such a function as a General… if you were a friggin’ General!!! Bad way to promote your cause ass-hat. Perhaps he thinks that all of those awards and ranks are optional? Well, if he really did serve (hard to believe, but possible) you would (or at least should) know that medals, ribbons, and rank aren’t fashion accessories. Or perhaps he’s just batshit crazy. I’m opting for option “c” here. Home-chicken here is nuttier than squirrel turds and probably as stable as plutonium coated with nitroglycerin in a paint mixer.

If you want to get the more comprehensive scoop, go to the progenitors of this story and watch the insanity unfold.
Blackfive
Boston Maggie
Bouhammer
CDR Salamander
From My Position
Hooah Wife
Kiss My Gumbo
A Soldier’s Perspective
This Ain’t Helll
It’s really, really worth your time. Think “David Lynch meets Quintin Tarrantino meets Sybil”.

Seriously though, if I saw this guy at that function I would have saw him for the fraud he was in about two seconds and I would have been all up in his shi… er, I mean his ass would have been min… er, I would have been all over his ass… er, I would have put my foot so far up his… dammit… I would have told him very angrily.

Tags: Ass-Hat, Criminal, douchebag, faker, Michael Patrick McManus Chan, poser, poseur, Stolen valor

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