You know, that funny movie about the kid that wanted the “Red Rider BB gun with the compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”? Remember the leg lamp? Remember all that? Well, then you must remember the character of Scott Schwartz. 
If not, here is a quick refresher for you: Scott Schwartz was the little kid who claimed beyond a shadow of a doubt that a tongue would not stick to a frozen flag pole. When pressured to prove it, he was given the dreaded “Triple Dog Dare” and, according to grade school protocol, was required to stick his tongue on a frozen flag pole to prove his theory. As we all know, his theory was wrong.
Scott Schwartz lost the dare as we can plainly see and ended up with his tongue in bandages. If you trust your buddies when you’re that age and you stick your tongue to a pole, you’re going to get screwed. Now, fast forward to the 90′s. Scott’s pole tonguing got reversed on him when he traded in his legit career for something a tad seedier…
Scotty is still sticking his tongue where it probably is dangerous to do so, but now he’s getting a lot more job satisfaction. I wonder if he’s now getting the dreaded “I double-team, triple-doggy-style dare ya’”?
Tags: A Cristmas Story, frozen, pole, porn, pr0n, Scott Schwartz, tongue
Wow…just wow. I even looked him up after I read this on IMDB. He left the lucrative adult film industry to work in his dad’s baseball card shop in 2001. Check out his myspace account, his friends list would provide months of T.T. material.
I MUST do that.
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