The Sniper

I got a request for a Tuesday Titillation from someone who is totally not TSO.  He was at his girlfriend’s (totally not Caroline) parents house this weekend trying to take a nap while watching football, when his girlfriend (again, not Caroline) decided to play Captain TV and change the channel.  She settled on the Food Channel.

There this person (not TSO) found his new celebrity crush in the personage of Claire Robinson.  She may cook like Rachel Ray, but unlike Rachel, Claire isn’t sporting a dong.

She makes food.  Apparently.  I don’t know, the guy who wasn’t TSO wasn’t really paying much attention with the pillow in his lap.

Not sure why she is on food channel, when she should be on some really, really crappy Sci Fi specials where basement dwelling guys (except TSO) could lust after her as she wears next to nothing.  This guy mentioned something about wishing he could get his hands on her tomatoes.

Anyway, this dude told me he was praying that the faucet would break and she would do the rest of the show in a dripping T-shirt.   And when she talked about “forking the meat” he may have had an “oopsie.”

This is her with Chicken, or maybe beef.  Either way, just check out her totally delicious looking sweet potatoes.

The Guy who is not TSO said he was totally into her elf ears and her lack of an upper lip.  I think it might have been the Schwilman who sent it to me.

Tags: Claire Robinson, Food Channel, Tuesday, Tuesday Tittilation

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