Here is some jackass website, “From 52 to 48 with love.” Slublog over at Ace’s shop was bitching about it, and I got pissed just looking at it too. Anyway, here are my responses to these “52″‘s.
52:
TSO the 48:
Roses are Red
So is a Firetruck.
When I want something from you
I’ll rattle my zipper.
TSO the 48:
How about you come on over and we work on putting a little of my red into your blue?
TSO the 48:
Tell it to your orthodontist sphincter boy.
TSO the 48:
Nice to see you wiped the bugger off the end of that finger before using the Sharpie.
TSO the 48:
I promise to not listen to a damn word you say, to not throw balogna strips at your bare arse, and to respect you if and when you leave within 10 mins of my finishing up.
TSO the 48:
Why are you still here? Why do neither of those stick figures have boobs? I’m strangely attracted to you, but you talk too much. How do you feel about balloon knots?
TSO the 48:
I’ll let my friend respond to you.
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I’m the first one to say you’d be an idiot to replace Bush Derangement Syndrome with Obama Derangement Syndrome, but I will say this with regards to the Kool Aid drinkers out there so easy to “Heal the Country” in their “gracious” victory.
Where was this in ’00? Where was this healing in ’04? I’m a big enough man to say what’s done is done, the people have decided let’s get down to the business of running the Country. Where was that attitude when you lost?
It’s not healing when you’re only polite if you win.
That being said, TSO as usual has treated this with the wit and cheek appropriate to this sort of thing, rather than to take it at face value, and for that, I tip my hat to you good Sir.
From a 48 to 52…send more booze I’m starting to sober up to our national nightmare.
Does this mean they will let us have Red Cross packages in the re-education camps?
From 48 to 52:
You know what irony is? Irony is working so hard to get everyone out to vote that you also got enough people out to vote in CA that don’t normally vote and were only voting for the President that you screwed up your chances of marrying your football coach or any of the other myriad shirt lifters at the Pride Parade.
Dear 52, stop making signs with the “o” in country the obama campaign logo. The election is over, that only makes me not like you.
he said “balloon knot..”
After reading your commentary in this post I feel closer to you than ever.