Cross posted this at the Liberty Zone. I’m pissed off!
h/t to Vic for finding this little gem.
For the record, I don’t care what religion our nation’s leader is. If he feels passionately about his faith, more power to him. If he leads a moral life according to his faith, fabulous.
But don’t you DARE try to get away with working to change the CONSTITUTION – the friggin’ CONSTITUTION, you pernicious, authoritarian f*cksack – to reflect YOUR religious views!
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.
I don’t give a damn if he worships God, Jesus, Allah, Papa Smurf or Kermit the Frog. I don’t care if he passionately believes his God’s standards are just, moral and good. THOU SHALT NOT IMPOSE YOUR SUPERSTITIONS ON THE REST OF US VIA GOVERNMENT FORCE! Government force is government force. Statism is statism. The nature of it doesn’t change simply because your motives are more pure than that of the average authoritarian fundamentalist camel humper.
In other words… KEEP YOUR DICTATORIAL PAWS AWAY FROM OUR CONSTITUTION!
Tags: douchebaggery, Elections, expletive deleted, festering douchebaggery, mike huckabee, Religious Zealots, theocrats
Right on! I’m not sure how adding religious values to the constituition became such a big issue, isn’t there more important issues?
Harlot! How dare you defy the word of the almighty Spongebob?
There are plenty of more important issues, but Huckafuck seems to think nothing is more important than his faith in Jaaaaaysus and imposing that faith on everyone else, because DAMMIT, the world would be a much better place…
TSO, I have knelt at the altar of the almighty Spongebob, but I’ve decided on a new deity…
…David Hasselhoff.
Please to leave the Constitution I swear oaths to alone.
Thanks!
Argh. Bastards.
Amen. Wait, was that out of place in this string?
And all hail Squidward, the one and true prophet.
David Hasselhoff?!?! Blasphemer!!!
Yeah, well, when I’m President, I’ll change the Constitution so you bow at the altar of the great Hasselhoff and so you’ll be forced to wear red lifeguard shorts and carry a buoy everywhere you go…
…for the common good, of course.
Are you sure you want to see a huge cross section of the American population wearing just red shorts? That would include Michael Moore you know?
Now, if you’re including yourself and every other woman in that edict… you might have something there.
Why change the constitution when you can just add an ammendment that puts it in black and white.
“No Fags allowed”
As always, our anonymous demographic takes the high road.
Yeah, I can’t tell if he is baiting us to say “Hell Yeah! No Faggots!” or if he is serious. My guess is trying to goof on us. So, for the record:
I am not for an amendment outlawing faggotry. I am however in favor of one doing away with bighead.com now, who’s with me?
(Seriously, who gives a CIR who someone else is sleeping with if it doesn’t impact your life, and is not in the stall next to you?)
Apparently Huckafuck gives a crap. And apparently he wants to ensure that the Constitution doesn’t offend Jaaaaaysus’ delicate sensibilities.
As for “faggotry,” I certainly don’t care, as long as no one with a wide stance invades my stall space.
Y’know, I have absolutely no problem with faggotry.