Matt Leinart, the whining second-year douchebag QB for the Arizona Cardinals, decided to bitch to a Yahoo reporter (see CBS article linked above) about splitting time with Kurt Warner. Warner may not be anything close to what he was during his glory days when he was lighting up the skies and giving orgasms to his fantasy football owners, but he’s also a two-time NFL MVP and deserves a hell of a lot more respect than what his wussy sophomore teammate gave him.
Well, yesterday the karma gods told Leinart what he could do with his opinions, as the pompous assbag got his collarbone broken. Applause, applause.
I admit I still wish the Bills had drafted Leinart, but man – is he ever a horse’s ass. I don’t usually root for people to get injured, but I really wanted Leinart knocked out for a spell. The fact that it happened will go a long way in taking some of the sting out of the slaughter that will be taking place at Ralph Wilson Stadium tonight.
H/T to Houston K Kris Brown for a career day and for helping my fantasy team emulsify my boss’s team (142-69 going into tonight; I have Marion Barber and he has Patrick Crayton). Brown did screw over The Answer Key‘s prediction for that game, but credit must be given where credit is due.
Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Kris Brown, Kurt Warner, Matt Leinart, NFL, whiny douchebag
Wait…Arizona has a football team? And it’s named the Cardinals? Does Arizona even HAVE any cardinals there? I mean, it’s not like the Utah Jazz thing, because for my money, there’s no jazz in the world like the kind the Mormons are world famous for…I’m guessing it’s the magic underwear, but I digress…
Warner was totally classy the entire time, meanwhile this guy comes off like the assbag he is. Just exactly what you would expect from a guy once linked to Paris.
Matt is french?