Who did what and when

May 17th, 2013 by Brown Neck Gaitor

By now we all know that specific groups were selected by the IRS for “additional scrutiny” based on their potential, imagined or actual political leanings.

There are a boatload of questions still out there.

- Sarah Hall Ingram was in charge of the non-profit office at the IRS during the 2009 to 2012 timeframe.

- her bonuses were SO large (over $25k) during 2010 to 2012 that these bonuses are REQUIRED BY LAW to be approved by the President.

- the IRS IG started their investigation sometime around June 2012.

- Ingram was moved to the Office in charge of the IRS Obamacare enforcement.

- we don’t know when she was moved, but we do know this:

– the fall guy that was forced to resign as the head of the non-profit office took the position May 8 2013. That is not a misprint. He had been in office 6 days when the report was released. Granted he was deputy during the 2010 to 2012 timeframe , but he was not in charge like she was.

When did she move? Who moved her? Why was she given these large bonuses? What is the criteria for bonuses?

When Capitalism Meets Free Speech

May 8th, 2013 by The Sniper

I am no big fashionista. I am certain this comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me. Part of the reason that I am not is because I don’t buy into all of the bullshit hype that goes along with being a slave to fashion. Let me repeat that last bit to everyone so they grasp the full weight of that turn of phrase: “slave to fashion.” The key word there is “slave” as in “your free will means nothing because you will do as you’re told. You have no choice.” It implies a kind of mindlessness that is unconscionable. It implies subservience and weakness. The last I heard, Abe Lincoln freed the slaves and since then people have been scrambling to get right back under the yoke in some form or another. You know what the worst part is? They don’t even realize it. Take this for example:

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This douchebag flat out said that some people are better than others but you know what the worst part is? He has it all backwards. The only lesser beings that I can see are people who think that the exclusivity of their clothing defines them. This is the kind of bullshit that causes kids to bully other kids because they aren’t “in the club.” This is the kind of bullshit that leads to teen suicide because they see assholes like this CEO propagating that superiority myth and the kids see no way of avoiding it now or in the future. This is the kind of bullshit that modern society shouldn’t tolerate and there are ways to punish it but I will get to that later.

Now, I love to take down bullies. I mean, I fucking LOVE it. The Abercrombie & Fitch CEO,  Mike Jeffries, said “He doesn’t want his core customers to see people who aren’t as hot as them wearing his clothing” and “he wants thin and beautiful people” shopping in his store. Are you fuggin’ shitting me? Have you seen this guy? No? Then take a look at his beautifulness:

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You see what I mean? In order to find someone as “hot as [him]” wearing his clothing line, all I would have to do is find a sleestak from the Land of the Lost, glue the pubic hair from an albino musk ox onto its head, beat the shit out of its face with a baseball bat, wait for the swelling to reach maximum puff, and then get a drunk rhesus monkey with inherent motor skill impairment to draw on a pair of skewed eyebrows with a shit-coated stick, and VOILA: someone as hot as him to buy his shitty clothes. Seriously. The guy looks like he uses botox for bukkake. THIS is the arbiter of beauty today??? And yeah, I get it: I am acting like a bully right now for calling him names, BUT bullying a bully is not bullying so much as it is justice. Disobedience to tyrants is obedience to God and all that.

Now, this kind of bad behavior cannot go unpunished so I have a few grass-roots suggestions for everyone. And I DO mean everyone.

  • First and foremost- if you are one of the demographic that he is targeting with his wares and you have a modicum of human decency, boycott the sons of bitches. If you don’t, you are no better than he is and the next time some kid gets bullied and kills him or herself you can go look in the mirror if you want someone to blame.
  • Second- if you do fit in that demographic and you want to pitch in, how about this: go the nearest Abercrombie & Fitch, grab an entire rack of clothing, bring it all up to the register, go through all of the motions of buying it, and then when they ask you to pay, just say “oh, I just remembered that you’re all a bunch of elitist assholes and I would rather use my money to pick up dog shit than give it to the likes of you” and walk out. You can play with the verbiage. This will help drive their production down and deliver a message.
  • Third- if you do not fit their demographic, squeeze into it. Like, go in, try on their clothes, and walk around the store to see how you like it. It will be way too small and they will hate you for trying it on. Try on everything. Stretch them out. Make that long sleeve t-shirt look like a tube top. Screw them.
  • Four- hang out there in the worst, tightest-fitting clothing you can. Think 1970s era basketball shorts and belly shirts. Make their store so un-cool that the “cool” kids refuse to go there. Go en masse. Go often. Make them regret their shallowness.
  • Five- I am not telling you to vandalize A&F ads, billboards, etc. Just to be clear: even though paint is cheap and ads are usually laughably easily accessible, don’t vandalize even if it will make you feel so, so very good.

These a-holes need to be taught a lesson.

Bring the heat.

Super Good North Korea Propaganda Film!!!

April 26th, 2013 by The Sniper

Boston Bomber Memorial

April 19th, 2013 by The Sniper

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There has been a great outpouring of support and remembrance for the victims of the Boston Marathon Massacre. People have been leaving flowers and notes and the like to remember the victims. Now, it seems, somebody has left something to remember the bombers as well.

 

On Boston…

April 15th, 2013 by The Sniper

May I remind everyone that, on average in America, 9 people die per day due to food poisoning, 30 people are killed each day due to drunk drivers, 55 due to falls, and 268 each day from medical errors. Only two died today from a terrorist act on American soil. The terrorists were less effective than bad sushi on a buffet.

You get scared, you let them prevent you from doing what you normally do, you let them instill fear in your kids, and you’ve let them win.

They got two of us, today. They got two of us and they wounded a hundred more.

But guess what? There’s over 300 million of us left over and we’re FAR from dead and we’re FAR from ready to give up and we’re FAR from letting this shit slide. So I offer this up to the vermin that did this and all of his buddies: Your attack was more impotent than a wet shower floor, a rancid tuna sandwich, a drunk in a Pinto, and careless doctor with shaky hands. The only thing that your attack was LESS impotent than was you. You want to take on the rest of us?

Bring it.

On Bullies and Bacon

March 29th, 2013 by Brown Neck Gaitor

What would make someone like me come out of retirement?

Two things, bullies and bacon. Well 3. Christina Hendricks, but that is a subject for a Tuesday post. So bullies and bacon.

For the record, I am against the former but our lawyer F. Lee TSO has put me on the bench on this subject. I will have more to say at a later date.

For the latter, I am in favor of Bacon. Which brings up J&D’s with their motto “everything should taste like bacon”. Everything? You betcha.

Bacon Flavored Condoms.

As a public service, I would like to recommend a few new slogans for this new product.

“When your spouse is hungry, but you want something else”

“Squeal like a pig”

Any others?

North Korea: Sad, Pathetic Joke Or Dangerous, Sad, Pathetic Joke?

March 29th, 2013 by The Sniper

North Korea is rattling sabers again and this time it is almost more laughable than the previous times. From CNN…

(CNN) – North Korea’s leader approved a plan to prepare standby rockets to hit U.S. targets, state media said Friday, after American stealth bombers carried out a practice mission over South Korea.

In a meeting with military leaders early Friday, Kim Jong Un “said he has judged the time has come to settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists in view of the prevailing situation,” the state-run KCNA news agency reported.

Why is this time more ludicrous than the previous threats, nay, ALL of the previous threats put together? Because North Korea only does this because they cannot feed their own people and this is how they try to extort money out of the US so they don’t start a war. Previously, the US in weaker administrations has just sent money. Normally, I would have guessed that this administration would have done the same but here’s the rub: we don’t have any money. The joke’s on him because there just isn’t any money to give. It’s like that one annoying kid who comes trick or treating multiple times on the same night until the candy runs out and threatens to egg your house when you don’t pony up any goodies. Well, the candy has run the hell out and now this d-bag is threatening to throw his one or two eggs at a chicken farm. We don’t have any money to give them, but we sure as hell have a lot of nukes we would be glad to send their way. If nuclear arsenals were penises Kin Jong-Un would be, well, a fat Korean guy going up against the porn star that is the US nuclear stockpile.

Think about this: we sent Dennis Rodman to talk to these people instead of, say, anyone in the State Department. We sent Dennis Rodman before we sent the lowest guy in the mail room at Foggy Bottom. That’s how scared we are not of North Korea. Seriously.

North Korea threatening the US with nuclear strikes is about as impotent of a threat as an eighty pound Korean eunuch with whiskey dick (can a eunuch even have whiskey dick?) threatening to molest a prison full of linebacker-sized, Shawshank Redemption-esque shower rapists looking for a bitch: sure they can try, but they’re not going to like the end result. Seriously: if they try this carp, they’re getting Sanduskied. I know North Korea is starving, but there has to be a better way for them to finally get to toss a salad than this.

I’ll Have To Refer This To My Crack Legal Team

March 27th, 2013 by The Sniper

Well, actually I don’t think they use crack at all. Irish whiskey and beer? Yes. Crack? Probably not.

 

Anyway, somebody threw a match into the stack of fireworks here, but you can see the fireworks going off over at This Ain’t Hell where TSO, esq is representing me.

On Bullying

March 27th, 2013 by The Sniper

I don’t like bullies. In fact, I hate bullies. When I was in grade school I was bullied because I was the brainy kid and I got good grades in a neighborhood where good grades were considered a weakness. I was picked on by the rich kids (read: those that weren’t abjectly poor) for being poor and ganged up on and beat up when I tried to use my wit to counter those  insults. Then one day one of the kids that picked on me in a group decided to try it when we were one on one: I beat the living shit out of that kid. I mean, I beat him bloody. Literally. There may still be bloodstains on the brick wall in Arizona because I didn’t stop with making him stop: I extracted my pound of flesh. Another kid tried me only one time after that and I dropped him, too. Since then, I didn’t countenance bullies in any way shape or form. To this day, I will go toe to toe with a bully regardless of size when they press violence or I will outsmart them and make them look like asses when they try to exert other pressures.

That being said, somebody tried to bully me into taking down my blog for no reason other than they didn’t like what I posted. This isn’t the first time it has happened. There have been many instances where people have taken exception to what I’ve posted and if they were right and presented their displeasure in a reasonable, rational, and polite manner, I gladly rectified the situation either by printing a retraction or removing the offending post. If, however, they threatened me with violence (which has happened before several times) I just upped the ante and printed more things that would piss them off. It never got to violence, though, because deep down bullies are just cowards who try to use their size in conjunction with threats to their advantage and usually back down if their intended victim stands up for themselves. 

Now the situation is different but the bullying is all the same. Someone has asked me to remove my WHOLE BLOG because they didn’t like one or two posts. This isn’t some rinky-dink individual, mind you; this is a big organization that did the threatening. This will not stand. If you threaten me with legal action while trying to violate my First Amendment rights, you can bet it is ON until I get an apology. The really funny thing? Just days before I got the threatening e-mail I was seriously considering shutting down the blog because I no longer had time to post and if I wasn’t posting, there was no sense paying the money to host it. I don’t do this for profit, so why make the expenditure for something I don’t use, right? Now, however, I feel that I have no choice but to keep it alive or the bullies win and I cannot tolerate that.

I don’t like bullies.

If You Haven’t Read The Greatest Non-Apology Apology In History, You Are Missing Out

January 28th, 2013 by The Sniper

Of what do I speak, you might ask? Well, it’s, it’s, well, here’s a piece of it…

Much as Einstein taught us that E=MC2 so has E. Dale Buxton II, (Esq.) taught us the universal truth that “Experience = Service.”   When Copernicus hit upon a heliocentric theory of the universe, the church tried to stifle this knowledge.  When some young Irish lads hit puberty and settle upon a phalleocentric model of the universe, it is beat out of them by nuns at their private Catholic Schools.  And so it is with great trepidation and fore-knowledge of the travails that await us that we, the authors of This Ain’t Hell, begin work on our Magnum Opus: expounding on our theory of a Justin Weiss/E. Dale Buxton, II (Esq.)-ocentric universe.

No Lilliputian experience in actual combat could ever compare to the omniscience regarding military matters which was imparted on Mr. Weiss during his 6 years of exhaustive military experiences.  Dare I say, the manner in which his expertise dwarfs our own is downright brobdingnagian.

Yeah, it’s like that except there is about a ton more that I didn’t show. The whole thing stems around an actor and TAH’s beef with him for being a tad (read: WAY) too liberal in his interpretation of what military “service” he has rendered. Of course this beef is ending up in a lawsuit and that is why you will find the non-apology apology there. You need to take a look at it if at all possible.

Go here. Read it. Enjoy.

On Newtown

December 22nd, 2012 by The Sniper

It’s been a very long time since I have written anything and once again I apologize, but I have to sound off on some of the ridiculous rhetoric flying about nowadays. The Newtown massacre is a tragedy and I have nothing but the deepest sympathy for all of the victims, families of victims, friends of victims, and anyone else affected by this mindless loss of life. That being said, I think we should back off from the usual knee-jerk reactions that make everyone feel so good but actually do so very little to actually alleviate the situation.

Even before the dust settled at Sandy Hook political shots were being fired over bows left and right masked by erroneous caveats such as “now isn’t the time to politicize this tragedy we should arm each and every third grader with mini-guns” and “now isn’t the time to politicize this tragedy, but we should ban all assault weapons including any BB gun with a pistol grip or black sling shots or any weapons that begin with the letters AR such as AR-15, AR-10, or Arkansas.” I don’t think either one of those options or the spirit behind either one is really viable.

I really hate to break this to everyone, but the harsh reality is that evil is real and it exists in your neighborhood in some way, shape, or form. Worse than that is this: the only person that can stop it is you. Not your police force, not a school security guard, and certainly not some politician who is guarded by a phalanx of police and secret service equipped with firearms and body armor: just you. But here’s something that is even more frightening: you’re probably too much of a pussy to do it. There are sheep and there are sheepdogs in this world and you fall into one of the two categories by default. There is no middle ground. You may fall into the latter category (especially if you are reading this blog) but statistically most fall into the former. The bottom line is this: given the chance to do the right thing, most people don’t. They automatically assume that others will do the right thing on their behalf often because they think that it is not their responsibility to do so, but more often because they are too cowardly to do so themselves. After all, it’s better to have some guy getting paid slightly more than minimum wage risk his life to guard your kids at school because his life is worth less than yours, right? Wrong. Wrong wrong wrong wrong.

I am no stranger to controversial points of view here and I am certain that I will get a deluge of hate mail because of what I am about to say next but it needs to be said: you are responsible. Every person out there that tries to placate the masses and says that everyone is equal and worthy, you are responsible. Everyone that says that the mentally ill should be treated like everyone else and that institutionalizing people against their will (even though they are nuttier than squirrel turds and more dangerous than a pedophile in a preschool) is wrong, this is your fault. And everyone that ever said that a “gun free zone” was a good idea is more culpable than the shooter himself because they not only allowed these kinds of massacres to happen; they invited them.

I have spent the larger portion of my life providing security of one sort or another. I have worked personal security, force protection, electronic security, and various other brands of security and the one thing that always, always rings true is this: you never advertise your weaknesses. We never told the Soviets that we couldn’t cover a particular sector in missile defense, we never sent a telegram to Hitler telling him that we really didn’t have an invasion force in the north of Britain, and we sure as shit didn’t tell Osama bin Laden that we had no idea where he was for ten years. The most vacuous, drunkest, skankiest sorority girl doesn’t walk down dark alleys screaming about how helpless and weak she is nor does the  most helpless 98 pound weakling diamond merchant skip down the streets in the worst parts of town singing about how rich he is and swinging around a bag full of cash with a dollar sign on it: so why do we do the equivalent at schools? Why do we advertise that the weakest points in our society with the most vulnerable members of our society are completely unguarded and bereft of even the most basic defensive tools?

Almost every mass shooting that has occurred in the US has taken place at a “gun free” zone. Ever notice these massacres take place at schools and post offices and never at gun ranges and donut shops? Ever notice that you don’t see massive media coverage when a citizen uses a firearm in self-defense or the defense of others unless there is some kind of controversy about it like the Trevon Martin case? You know why? Because there isn’t a story for the media to prostitute when the bad guys get stopped quickly and permanently by Joe or Josephine armed citizen. They can’t do a poll and ask the man or woman on the street how they feel about some criminal being put down by a law-abiding citizen because they already know: John Q. Public is thrilled about it. He no longer has to worry about that bad guy stalking him or his family. He doesn’t have to worry about a costly trial or paying for a public defender or footing the bill for the lengthy appeals process or paying for the bad guy’s three hots and a cot for the rest of his life sentence because there isn’t going to be a life sentence. And let’s face it: a quick, fair, and final resolution doesn’t sell much advertising time on your local or national news. If you think I am being cynical about that, ask yourself this question: why are the news ghouls still trolling Newtown? The shooting is done. The story is over. The victims are trying to recover and grieve, but the media is still hounding them because they want to make a buck.

But I digress: gun free zones. Most if not all schools are also “drug free zones.” Does that stop drugs from getting into our schools? No. Pretty much every square inch of the US was a drug free zone up until the most recent elections. Did that stop people from smoking pot or snorting coke or injecting heroin? No. Did that stop people from bringing in drugs and selling them or manufacturing them in the US? No. Did prohibition stop people from drinking? Not just no, but hell no. In fact, prohibition led to one of the longest and most violent periods of criminal activity in this country and the only thing it really accomplished was the establishment of the FBI which, by the way, was a huge power grab for the federal government. Prohibition was an abject failure which only led to more of a burden on the common man and more power for the already powerful. Oh, and that “war on drugs?” Yeah, not so successful. In fact, it was also an abject failure and tended to give more power to the powerful without much of a return on investment for the taxpayers. So the bottom line is “[insert demonized product here] free zones” don’t work: they only serve to advertise what law-abiding citizens won’t have in those zones.

Then the problem is those awful assault rifles, right? Wrong again. Number one, they’re not really assault rifles. A true assault rifle will have the capability of firing on burst or full-auto modes. What most people in the US call assault rifles are actually assault-styled rifles that only fire in the semiautomatic mode which means as fast as one can pull the trigger. But what they call it doesn’t even really matter anyway because the hard, cold fact is that they aren’t the problem. If you look at the statistics such as those at the Department of Justice, you will see that “During the offense that brought them to prison, 15% of State inmates and 13% of Federal inmates carried a handgun, and about 2%, a military-style semiautomatic gun.” Two percent. Let that sink in a little. Now chew on this: heart disease is the number one killer in America (accounting for 40% of all US deaths) and smoking exacerbates your chances of having a heart attack. Quitting smoking cuts your chances of having a heart attack in half within a year. “Tobacco smoking, particularly cigarette smoking, is the single-most preventable cause of the death in the United States.” Yet cigarettes are still legal and now people are trying to ban assault rifles? In fact, handguns, knives, and “other weapons” are far more likely to be used to kill somebody than an “assault rifle.” So why ban them?

Because it’s a placebo. Banning “assault rifles” does no real good, makes the government look like it’s doing something, and gives the people a warm fuzzy. It also makes it very easy for a possible, future police state to do what it pleases, when it pleases. Of course, that kind of thing couldn’t happen now because the President doesn’t just have the power to spy on citizens without warrants or detain a citizen without due process or target a citizen for death without trial, right? Well, no; not quite yet. NDAA. Look it up. And there is precedent that the current seated President has killed a US citizen without trial. Don’t get me wrong: the guy wasn’t exactly a Sunday school teacher, but he was a US citizen and as such deserved a trial by jury. Now think about this: if the President declared all “assault rifles” weapons of terror he could, with the powers that he has given himself, declare all owners of such rifles as “terrorists” and that would open the door to myriad violations of human rights let alone Constitutionally guaranteed rights. Of course since I brought that up I will be told that it “can’t happen here” and I will be labeled as some nut job Tea Party zombie prepper revolutionary anarchist militia racist neurotic conspiracy theorist, but I’m not. I’m just a historian and I know that the same thing happened before in other countries in similar situations where other people said “it can’t happen here” but it did and with horrific results. The Holocaust, the Stalinist Purges, Mao’s Great Leap Forward, the Khmer Rouge Killing Fields, and the Taliban all happened within the last seventy five years, but somehow people seem to think that all of that is ancient history. Well, unless you look at Iraq and Syria. But that can’t happen here, right?

So we should put armed guards in school, right? Nope. The NRA proposed that and it is a bad idea. The press and the Democrats will tell you that it is a bad idea. Of course, when Bill Clinton asked for $60 million to do the same thing when he was president they somehow thought it was a good idea, but that is neither here nor there. The bottom line is that one cop can’t stop everything. Hell, a bunch of cops can sometimes do harm than good. Remember that group of cops that chased after a lone shooter and gunned him down in NYC (a “gun free zone” by the way)? Well, every victim other than the original victim was shot by the cops. The one, armed sheriff at Columbine? He decided it was a good idea to try to engage one of the shooters with a pistol while he was sixty yards away and firing toward the school. He (predictably) missed every shot. How many of the victims fell to his bullets was never investigated and it may be that he didn’t hit one of them, but as a professional he should have known better: if the shooter has a weapons malfunction (which he did) you close with the target and engage instead of hiding behind a car and firing at a target you will most likely never hit. Cops investigate crimes and go after the bad guys once the damage is already done. Don’t get me wrong: I know that being a cop is often a thankless, shitty job and that they put themselves out there on our behalf every day. That being said, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away. I respect the police but police at schools are not the answer.

But we’ve got to do something about this! Right? Yes, we do. Get rid of those dumb-assed “gun free zones.” When I did electronic security, the biggest deterrent to thieves and home invaders was the alarm company sign. Seriously. Just the thought that a home was secure made the criminals think twice. We had a former sheriff’s deputy that worked with us and he busted a couple of guys that committed a string of break-ins on one road. They didn’t hit every house, though, and he asked them why: they skipped the ones with alarm company signs. It was that simple. They hit the easy targets. They hit the weak targets. They hit the “alarm free zones.” Sound familiar?

Also, give universal firearms training so people respect weapons instead of just automatically fearing them. In Switzerland where there is universal military service and every adult male is in the militia, they keep their full-auto assault rifles and when they go off of active duty they have the option to keep their rifles in semi-auto versions (like what we call “assault rifles” here). Most do. In fact, Switzerland is second only to the US in the western world in gun ownership but with a much, much lower rate of gun crime. In fact, they often don’t keep statistics on gun crime simply because there is so little of it. The big difference us and them? The fact that at least half of the people in the country know how to use a gun, all of them grew up around a gun, and nobody would dare try a massacre like this because the place would be swarming with trained shooters in seconds. Oh, and they don’t seem to have a problem with locking up the mentally unstable and ergo potentially dangerous people. Gun control doesn’t work. If you look at Mexico, which has the toughest gun control laws in the western hemisphere, you will see that disarming good people doesn’t protect them from bad people.

Good people with guns stop bad people with guns every day. Every day. Preventing the law abiding citizens from owning guns, any guns, is not the key to keeping our children safe. The terrible, awful, yet undeniable truth is that we cannot protect our children from each and every threat out there because bad people exist and bad people do bad things. Period. Stopping good people with guns from stopping bad people with guns won’t stop bad people from being bad; it will only stop good people with guns from making bad people with guns into good people with pall bearers.

There’s Gotta Be A Catch. Like, A HUGE Catch…

October 1st, 2012 by The Sniper

So there is this uber-rich tycoon (as if there are any other variety of tycoon) in Hong Kong that is willing to pony up $65,000,000 to any guy that can sweep his daughter off her feet, woo her (no, that is not her name), and marry her. Now, when I hear this my first thought is immediately this: the girl must look like a goalie for a dart team and a good one at that. But she’s not. She’s actually pretty much a smoke show.

In fact, there’s really no “pretty much” about it; she’s hot.

So that leads me to an almost inescapable conclusion:

Seriously. There is no way you can get the trifecta of hot, rich, AND lack of show stopper with this girl. She’s either the most unbearable, unholy, stark-raving bitch on the face of the planet, or her ginch smells like a pre-clean up Super Fund Site. You know, like Admiral Akbar up there?

Anywho, if you want more pics or more details, I found this at the Chive where I waste far too much time.

It’s Tuesday

July 24th, 2012 by The Sniper

Just like last year, I am doing my part to help models with military connections in their efforts to win a spot on a calendar if I can.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

As such, I present to you Sita.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

I know Sita through her sister with whom I went to school.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

Sita’s sister served in the Army. Sita serves all of the guys in uniform by wearing much less than a uniform.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

I tried to get her to wear even less of a uniform but she balked. Sadly, pretty doesn’t equal gullible.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

She, like Jena, is in the Sweet Caroline’s Calendar contest and if she gets enough votes she, along with five other girls (preferably including Jena) will get a pro photo shoot and two feature months in the calendar.

Photo credit: Mille Verba Imagery

Now, I am certain that our readers would be glad to go over and vote for her. I am just as certain that she would be so grateful if she won that she would bless us with more pictures, so if you want to see more, go here and vote for her.

Because Some TAH Writers Want To Keep Their Day Jobs…

July 19th, 2012 by The Sniper

I am posting some of the pics from their Stolen Valor Tournament over here.

and…

and…

and even I have to admit that I went a little overboard on the last pic so I am actually self-censoring and not posting it which tells you just how bad it really was.

It’s Tuesday, So, Let’s Tuesday

July 18th, 2012 by The Sniper

This is Jena.

You saw her last year when she was trying to land a modeling gig via a calendar contest.

Well, she won that contest, got her modeling gig, and now it’s time for her to try again.

She’s also my buddy’s wife.

And when I say “my buddy” I mean another Combat Infantryman who stood shoulder to shoulder with me in combat in Afghanistan.

He had my back, I had his, we had yours, and I am absolutely certain he’s had hers so maybe you could do us all a favor and drop over to the Sweet Caroline’s Calendar Contest starting now and vote for our girl Jena starting July 23. I am positive she will take some nice thank you photos for us if she wins again.

Which, of course, she will.