Huh?

February 8th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

KING, N.C. — Authorities lifted a curfew and alcohol restrictions in King on Sunday, but said a state of emergency declaration remained in effect until Monday.

Authorities said the state of emergency declaration would continue until Monday 9 a.m., barring any unforeseen circumstances or severe changes.

Effective Sunday afternoon, alcohol restrictions and a curfew were lifted. All other remaining restrictions would continue until Monday, said Paula May, King police chief.

Other restrictions include a ban on the sale or purchase of any type of firearm, ammunition, explosive or any possession of such items off a person’s own premises.

Now isn’t that the time that you need to carry a weapon? CCW permit or no, it is illegal to protect yourself during a state of emergency in N.C.

It is also a misdemeanor under North Carolina law for a person to transport or possess, off his or her own premises, a dangerous weapon in an area during a declared state of emergency, or in the vicinity of a riot. N.C. Gen. Stat. § 14-288.7
A concealed handgun permit does not allow a permittee to carry a weapon in these areas. N.C. Gen. Stat. § 14-415.11(c)

Looking Back at Another Climate “Expert”

February 7th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

Noted climatologist DNA Lottery Winner Robert F. Kennedy Jr Wrote:

Palin’s Big Oil infatuation
Los Angeles Times
September 24, 2008


…In Virginia, the weather also has changed dramatically. Recently arrived residents in the northern suburbs, accustomed to today’s anemic winters, might find it astonishing to learn that there were once ski runs on Ballantrae Hill in McLean, with a rope tow and local ski club. Snow is so scarce today that most Virginia children probably don’t own a sled. But neighbors came to our home at Hickory Hill nearly every winter weekend to ride saucers and Flexible Flyers.

In those days, I recall my uncle, President Kennedy, standing erect as he rode a toboggan in his top coat, never faltering until he slid into the boxwood at the bottom of the hill. Once, my father, Atty. Gen. Robert Kennedy, brought a delegation of visiting Eskimos home from the Justice Department for lunch at our house. They spent the afternoon building a great igloo in the deep snow in our backyard. My brothers and sisters played in the structure for several weeks before it began to melt. On weekend afternoons, we commonly joined hundreds of Georgetown residents for ice skating on Washington’s C&O Canal, which these days rarely freezes enough to safely skate….

Three Feet Of Global Warming Expected

February 6th, 2010 by The Sniper

This is me shoveling my driveway for the fourth time today. Mrs. Sniper took two turns shoveling too. I usually use one of the big “plow” shovels but at this particular moment I’m using the small shovel to get the steps. By the time I finished shoveling the whole driveway another two inches had fallen and I had to do another quick shovel.

The next person to mention global warming to me is cordially invited to kiss my ass and then come over and finish shoveling out my driveway. They’re calling for up to three feet and I think we’ll get every inch of it considering how much we’ve gotten so far.

BUSTED

February 6th, 2010 by The Sniper

Douchey McChinpubes is in custody! Put one in the win column for the good guys!

When asked for a comment about his arrest, McChinpubes said “I am totally sad and stuff that I won’t be able to make a mockery of the service and sacrifice of US service members by parading around as one when I didn’t earn it… but at least where I’m going suits my lifestyle!”
Now you may be asking yourself, “how does Sniper feel about this?” Well, kinda like this…

Except I don’t dance as well.

H/T to Nixon for the dance video.

Obscure Quote From The Past…

February 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

A cramped men’s room in a bar… Garmisch, Germany… right around 1992-1993 (I think 1993). “Say Norm, nice penis.”

Yeah Norm, it’s me.

Time For The Friday Demotivators

February 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

The first three are your usual, boilerplate “drop the soap in the shower” types.

I have no idea what this is, but it looks like a penis extension for an artillery piece. I guess normal overcompensation just isn’t good enough for Red Legs… now they need to make the guns look bigger too.

And finally my usual slam on the goat-humping, little boy-buggering, women-abusing Taliban panty-waists.

Lemme know if you like any of them.

More IPCC News

February 5th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

First the things that have been verified correct:

Zib

Next, the latest things not quite correct from the now infamous ‘07 climate report:

The IPCC’s beleaguered climate report faces the prospect of still more errors, as Dutch authorities point out factual inaccuracies about the Netherlands.

Dutch environment ministry spokesman Trimo Vallaart has asked the U.N.’s climate change panel to rethink its assertion that more than half of the Netherlands is below seal level. Dutch authorities explain that, in fact, only 26 percent of the country is below sea level.

I know, you are wondering how they could have gotten that number so wrong. Well, they lied.

According to an AFP story, IPCC experts calculated that 55 percent of the Netherlands was below sea level by adding the area below sea level — 26 percent — to the area threatened by river flooding — 29 percent — Vallaart said. “They should have been clearer,” Vallaart pointed out, adding that the Dutch office for environmental planning, an IPCC partner, had the exact figures.

They should have been clearer, but based on previous reasoning they were not clearer for political reasons. 55% sounds worse when you discuss their vunerablity to rising seas.

He noted that correcting the error had been “on the agenda several times” but had never actually happened. Vallaart told the AFP that he regretted the fact that proper procedure was not followed, adding that it should not be left to politicians to check the IPCC’s numbers.

On the agenda? You mean like, “Hey dude, your numbers are hosed and you don’t know zib!” “Ok, we will type a one paragraph correction.”

Takes 20 seconds. Unless you have a political agenda….

And finally

The Indian government has established its own body to monitor the effects of global warming because it “cannot rely” on the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the group headed by its own leading scientist Dr R.K Pachauri.

Sex, Guys, And Videotapes

February 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

Okay, this whole post is pretty much about sex, but you’ll see how the title breaks down here. First, the sex… the online, voyeuristic variety… paid for by you…

The work computer of one regional supervisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission showed more than 1,800 attempts to look up pornography in a 17-day span: “It was kind of distraction per se,” he later told investigators.

But he wasn’t alone. More than two dozen SEC employees and contractors over roughly the past two years have faced internal investigations after they were caught viewing pornography on their government computers, according to records obtained by The Washington Times through the Freedom of Information Act and other public documents.

The activities of porn-surfing SEC workers, a small fraction of the overall work force, have been serious enough to warrant a mention in each of the past four semiannual reports sent to Congress by the SEC’s office of inspector general.

Considering how many Ponzi schemes have been going down lately and the rash of rampant, un-checked financial fraud that’s helped cripple the nationit’s economy, it’s really no wonder that the SEC has been sitting around pulling their Zibs.

And now for the guys… the Afghan guys… and their deviant habits. First, the hook from Bouhammer

I have written on here several times about Man-Love Thursdays, the confusion that Afghan men have with sexuality and the rampant number of homosexuals there are amongst the Afghan male population. I have also had many people ask me if there was any truth to the term “man-love Thursday”.

Then supporting evidence from the MSM...

An unclassified study from a military research unit in southern Afghanistan details how homosexual behavior is unusually common among men in the large ethnic group known as Pashtuns — though they seem to be in complete denial about it.

The study, obtained by Fox News, found that Pashtun men commonly have sex with other men, admire other men physically, have sexual relationships with boys and shun women both socially and sexually — yet they completely reject the label of “homosexual.” The research was conducted as part of a longstanding effort to better understand Afghan culture and improve Western interaction with the local people.

The research unit, which was attached to a Marine battalion in southern Afghanistan, acknowledged that the behavior of some Afghan men has left Western forces “frequently confused.”

Confused?

Haji Harem

Well, here’s a little snippet from a first hand account from Uncle Jimbo’s site on just how “confusing” it can get…

Sammy asked the indelicate but curiosity causing question of whether the older men took advantage of them in that way, and they were completely non-plussed and said Oh yeah, of course that always happens it is just the way things are.” Sam was a little surprised they were so open about it and then one of them said “There is even a saying about it.

For Children- A Woman
For Pleasure- A Boy
For Ecstacy- A Goat”

That’s not confusing, that’s just wrong, wrong, wrong.

And now on to the videotapes…

PITTSBORO, N.C. – A judge declared Friday that a former aide to John Edwards was in contempt of court, demanding that he turn over a “personal” videotape being sought by Edwards’ former mistress.

Superior Court Judge Abraham Penn Jones reprimanded Andrew Young in a court hearing Friday but declined to put him in custody. The contempt ruling will be lifted if Young turns over a videotape “of a personal nature” and other items by Wednesday, Jones said.

And by “of a personal nature” what they really mean is ‘they vividly illustrate John Edwards doing to Rielle Hunter in a hotel what he wanted to do to the American people in the White House.” I would love to interview this guy:

Me: So, Mr. Edwards… do you have any videos of your bastard child being born?

Edwards: No… but I’ve got some kickin’ footage of the conception.

Dang Search Engines…

February 5th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

Pelosi: Where Are the Jobs, Mr. President?

August 1, 2003

Washington, D.C. — House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi released the following statement today on the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ announcement that 470,000 people abandoned their job searches in July and that 3.2 million private sector jobs have been lost since President Bush took office:

Bush lost 3.2 million private sector jobs in the first 2.5 years in office.

Obama has lost 2.918 million since Jan 2009 (that would be a year, Nanc).

“The fact is that President Bush’s misguided economic policies have failed to create jobs. Since President Bush took office, the country has lost 3.2 million jobs, the worst record since President Hoover. And today we learned that in July nearly half a million people gave up looking for a job.

And we also note that while the population has increased by 2 million in the last year, the DLS says that somehow we lost an additional 1.1 (3.1 – 2 million) million from the labor force compared to last Jan.

“Job losses are taking a real toll on the financial security of American families. While Democrats are fighting for opportunity, jobs, and economic security for working families, Republicans continue to focus on helping those who need help the least.

Change?

“According to today’s survey, while the national unemployment rate dropped slightly, it still stands at a near record high. Hmm, so Obama’s rate must be higher than a “near record high?” In addition, the unemployment rate for African Americans was still over 11 percent in July, and the unemployment rate for Hispanics was 8.2 percent in July.

African Americans, 16.5% – was 12.8% a year ago.  And African Americans between the ages 16 and 19?  43.8% Forty-three point eight percent.

Hispanics, 12.6% – was 9.9% a year ago.

“It is time for President Bush and the Republicans to get to work for all Americans, not just the elite few.”

Standing by for the Pelosi press release today.

I’m Changing My Name

February 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

Prepare to feel the awesome…

A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to “Biggest Dick” in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh.

Wow. Just wow. I am totally changing my name to Ackbar Zib. As long as I’m pissing off jihadis, I want to really piss off jihadis. So from now on I will no longer answer to my current name (Phineas Whipsnark Dinglecrotch III)… I will only answer to Ackbar Zib. Oh, and whenever I hear a jihadi say Allahu Ackbar I will immediately respond thus: “Zib”.

H/T to the intrepid Jonn Lilyea at This Ain’t Hell

A Missive On Accountability

February 5th, 2010 by The Sniper

My old PL... who, because of us, took more crap than a port-o-potty.

One of the good knights over at Castle Argghhh! brought this article to my attention today…

The U.S. military has reprimanded an unusually large number of commanders for battlefield failures in Afghanistan in recent weeks, reflecting a new push by the top brass to hold commanders responsible for major incidents in which troops are killed or wounded, said senior military officials.

The military does not release figures on disciplinary actions taken against field commanders. But officials familiar with recent investigations said letters of reprimand or other disciplinary action have been recommended for officers involved in three ambushes in which U.S. troops battled Taliban forces in remote villages in 2008 and 2009. Such administrative actions can scuttle chances for promotion and end a career if they are made part of an officer’s permanent personnel file.

The investigations are a departure for the U.S. military, which until recently has been reluctant to second-guess commanders whose decisions might have played a role in the deaths of soldiers in enemy action. Disciplinary action has been more common in cases in which U.S. troops have injured or killed civilians.

In response to the recent reprimands, some military officials have argued that casualties are inevitable in war and that a culture of excessive investigations could make officers risk-averse.

“This is a war where the other side is trying, too,” said one Army officer who commanded troops in Afghanistan and requested anonymity in order to speak freely.

Which got me to thinking… do we tie commanders hands too much over there? Are we doing too little? Too much? Well, here’s my particular take on this matter…

It’s a double edged sword.

While I firmly believe that commanders should be held accountable in cases where negligence and/or sheer stupidity played a major role in incidents where soldiers are injured or killed , I don’t think a blanket policy of punishing commanders for casualties is a sound course of action.

There are commanders out there that are unfit to lead a troop of boy scouts down a nature trail, let alone combat troops in the field. There are officers (both jr and sr) as well as NCO’s that think simply aren’t tactically proficient enough to lead soldiers but somehow slip through the cracks and end up in command positions. Then there are others who are marginally competent but their occasional lapses in judgement cause the deaths of their soldiers due to a lack of tactical savvy or simply common sense. I can think of one particular incident where soldiers were killed because their commander had them travel home on the same route they traveled out on when an alternate route was available in order to fit an arbitrary timeline… and that cmdr was a former Ranger who should have known better. I don’t think that the incompetent are in the majority… quite the opposite in fact. Bu there are those that are simply too stupid to be leading troops and their hubris should be punished. That being said…

Military action is risky by its very nature. Commanders are paid to weigh those risks against the possible benefits of those actions. In most cases they operate within the confines of the mantra “if the risk outweighs the benefits, don’t do it” but there are times when things just need to get done and those things may be dangerous. If the commanders fear retribution for exercising their judgment in order to discharge their duties, they will be reticent to do what has to be done when it needs to be done and not only will troops be at risk of losing their lives anyway, but worse yet (and yes, I know that sounds cold) we could lose a tactical (and possibly a strategic) advantage that we cannot afford to lose.

On the flip side of the coin there are far too many commanders out there that take take the safety issue too far and don’t risk enough. Yellow reflective belts in a combat zone? Second guessing jr commanders on the ground and not giving them the support they need or questioning their actions after contact? These actions are ludicrous and are the hallmarks of a careerist trying to pad his personal future by risking the whole in the present. Soldiers are supposed to be badasses… it’s hard to be a badass in a reflective vest.

In short, should commanders be held accountable for their actions? Yes… but only insomuch as is proper given the situation lest we risk having commanders that are afraid to take any action at all.

Oh the Humanity! Winter Emergency II

February 5th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

The snow was not supposed to start until 10 AM, and it is ALREADY FALLING!!!

I am now having visions of the opening scenes of “The Book of Eli” and eyeing the squirrel eating out of the bird feeder…

Winter Emergency, Update I

February 4th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

I just got back from the grocery store or as I like to call it, “The Great Hot Dog Bun Run of 2010″.

I mean, really. What store runs out of hot dog buns? It is not like there is a two day storm coming and “The Big Game” (name changed to keep from having to pay royalties to the NFL) on Sunday. Oh wait, yes there is.

I walked 4 times up and down the bread aisle looking for a package of hot dog buns, and there were none. Mrs. BNG has a hankering that must be fulfilled. Curse you, Mr. Mayer and your luscious sticks of meat!

So I trudged back down towards the hot dogs and the meat department to see if there was a display there. Eureka! A display of hot dog buns halfway down the hallway heading to the restrooms. Hmm, was this a reflection on the lack of store floor space or the quality of hot dog bun? I will report back at a later time.

People were in a general state of twitterness. Not full blown concern followed by panic, just twitterness. I ran into the guy that runs the local bird seed store, a glance into his cart confirmed that man does not live by suet cakes alone.

A woman stopped me because she was “vertically challenged” (her description and I guess “was” is not the right word because she still “is”) and needed to get a litter pan off the top shelf for her kitties. She wanted the blue one, so I grabbed the blue one off the top of the stack. She didn’t not agree that this is the correct pan, so I retrieved the entire stack. She was concerned that her kitties would not be able to get outside so she needed a potty for them. I wondered what was the over/under on how many hours Kitty will survive pooping in the house/scratching on the door and meowing during “The Big Game”.

My plan for the storm? I will go out tomorrow in the early afternoon and feed the horses. Then I will hunker down and eat hot dogs and dog treats. How about you?

BTW, a warning to anyone that posts on this thread. If I can trace your IP address to anywhere 65 degrees or higher…

Bread, Milk, TP, Beer and Dog Treats!!!!

February 4th, 2010 by Brown Neck Gaitor

AHHHHH!!!!

Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell already has declared a state of emergency in advance of a winter storm expected to pound the Washington region early Friday through Saturday.

Wednesday’s declaration authorizes state agencies to assist local governments responding to a storm that could bring high winds and up to 20 inches of snow to the northern and western parts of the state. McDonnell said road crews and the Virginia National Guard are prepared to respond, and urged residents to do the same.

Do the same? I am. I will have two dogs with cabin fever, why do you think I am going to get some dog treats?

I happened to get a picture of the VA National Guard’s advanced Snow Removal Equipment.

This will be storm # 3 since December in an area that closes school when the 11 PM weatherman tosses a snowflake on the map. In other news, area hospitals are training more nurses for the maternity ward for the baby explosion planned for the August-October timeframe.

Oh, and we are going to get another one Monday/Tuesday.

How’s that global warming working for ya?

I’ve Heard Of Some Bangin’ Boobs, But This Is Ridiculous…

February 3rd, 2010 by The Sniper

TNT Ta-Ta’s?

LONDON – Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

This time they’ve gone too far. Blow up trucks we get angry… blow up boobs we go berserk. This gives the terms “romantic explosion on chest” and “sweater bombs” a new and entirely sinister meaning.